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Title: Another joke from al.com
Post by: Kaos on June 13, 2018, 01:48:21 PM
Michael Casagrande (Spanish for "Blows Saban") gives us the so-called annual survey of the SEC.  

This? The best passer in the SEC is a clown who's thrown a grand total of 53 passes in his career.  A guy who was FAR more lucky than good in the SEC title game.  A guy whose biggest pass of his career wasn't even intended for the guy who accidentally caught it. 

Top passer

Tua Tagovailoa, Alabama
It was pretty clear in January's national title game the freshman from Hawaii could spin it. With a rare lefty release, Tagovailoa became an instant fan favorite by throwing for three touchdowns after halftime in leading the Tide back for another national title. His smooth delivery and ability to fit passes in tight windows make him an explosive player to watch for the future


:facepalm:

Title: Re: Another joke from al.com
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 13, 2018, 01:59:04 PM
All jokes aside, the thing that you fail to recognize is that he plays for Saban. At Bama. It’s not like he’s playing for other programs.

And, he threw 3 touchdowns in a half. One half. Not a game. A half.

Why do people not get this?

He’s better than Cam and tattoo, combined.
Title: Re: Another joke from al.com
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 13, 2018, 02:23:24 PM
On the local news last night they ran a story about Tua's bright future in the NFL (he's just so fast good!) with a story about how his little brother may steal his spot because he's coming in early.
Title: Re: Another joke from al.com
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 13, 2018, 02:32:00 PM
On the local news last night they ran a story about Tua's bright future in the NFL (he's just so fast good!) with a story about how his little brother may steal his spot because he's coming in early.
:puke:
Title: Re: Another joke from al.com
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 13, 2018, 03:00:24 PM
On the local news last night they ran a story about Tua's bright future in the NFL (he's just so fast good!) with a story about how his little brother may steal his spot because he's coming in early.
When I first started posting on here, I know that there were some posters saying that I would be better than “Wes and Snags combined “. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but their prediction was obviously right.

i find it odd that they chose to only compare me with these two fags. But it was right, nonetheless.
Title: Re: Another joke from al.com
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 20, 2018, 11:29:06 AM
The dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. have a piece up now about the Vegas odds for SEC players winning the Heisman.  Jake Fromm State Farm and Two-Way TongueDepressor are both 10/1 odds, which is the best in the SEC.  The two have something else in common.  They might not even be the starters.