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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Ogre on October 02, 2008, 12:03:25 PM
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I take honor in being the first to announce that our very own Thrilla will be a father this afternoon. Expect a People magazine cover to come out soon - something along the lines of:
(http://re3.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/5/d9/1680975588)
Congrats! At least the baby will have me as a male figure in it's life.
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Congrats to Thrilla...and Brad
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no baby yet. This hospital has the worst wifi ever. I highly recommend an epidural if any of you are having vaginal pain-it worked wonders for the wife. We anticipate a delivery in the next 5 hours or so. I'd like to thank ogre for the compliment-I always thought I had a great voice. Oh yeah, posting from this touch blows goats
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no baby yet. This hospital has the worst wifi ever. I highly recommend an epidural if any of you are having vaginal pain-it worked wonders for the wife. We anticipate a delivery in the next 5 hours or so. I'd like to thank ogre for the compliment-I always thought I had a great voice. Oh yeah, posting from this touch blows goats
So I guess going to the titty flop tonight is out?
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So I guess going to the titty flop tonight is out?
not if you pick me up at the right time. I only need five minutes there.
FYI. Watching a female doctor break your wife's water: Not hot.
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congrats!
watch the entire process no matter how weak stomach you might be and cut the umbilcal cord.
say good bye to sleep too.
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Congrats! At least the baby will have me as a male figure in it's life.
but if he ever needs fantasy baseball advice make sure he contacts me.
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Congrats to Thrilla...and Brad
Congrats :thumbsup:
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Congrats, but remember one thing that Brad learned as a young boy. Uncle Howard does not make a good babysitter.
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Congrats Thrilla, and AWK thanks you for the vaginal advice. :vn:
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Does the baby have red hair?
I knew it!
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congrats
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Congratulations Thrilla!
:pb:
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Congrats Thrilla. If you watch her giving birth, you aren't going to want to eat down there for a while.
One more thing, your wife isn't going to find it funny if you ask the doc to put a couple extra stitches down there for ya. :thumbsup:
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Congrats Thrilla. If you watch her giving birth, you aren't going to want to eat down there for a while.
One more thing, your wife isn't going to find it funny if you ask the doc to put a couple extra stitches down there for ya. :thumbsup:
That may be true, but sometimes you gotta do what you need to do. Your future satisfaction may depend on it!
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Does the baby have red hair?
I knew it!
So much drama in the Lbc.
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Welcome to the new little one.
Now Jumbo will fist your baby :tongue:
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Congrats. Are you going to teach the kid to freeload at the titty bar?
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when it comes time to sever the umbilical, decline the scissors and gnaw through the cord
TATONKA!!
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So are there any details yet?
And congrats or condolences, depending on what the DNA tests say...
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Welcome to the new little one.
Now Jumbo will fist your baby :tongue:
I have morals, I'll stick with the pets.
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I have morals, I'll stick with the pets.
Well if it truly is the spawn of Thrilla I would say that qualifies.
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It's a boy. Let's hope he doesn't take to track lighting and interior decorating like his pops.
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It's a boy. Let's hope he doesn't take to track lighting and interior decorating like his pops.
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thank you all for your kind wor...er, sage adv...umm...for just being you. Seriously though, ya'll are pretty funny. The starting strong safety for the 2027 auburn tigers (he'll be suspended a year for sending his pops an escalade) was born at 8:45 pm on oct 2nd, weighed 8 lbs 14 ozs (yes I got the extra stitch put in) and was 20 inches long (takes after his daddy here).
We should be home in time tomorrow to discuss the basics of football before we put a clinic on the nerds.
Weagle weagle war damn eagle kick em in the butt big blue hey
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glad to hear.
how's the sleep?
anyhoo...enjoy being a parent.
my two, 3 and 1, are so damn fun.
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glad to hear.
how's the sleep?
anyhoo...enjoy being a parent.
my two, 3 and 1, are so damn fun.
What's this sleep you are referring to?
But you are right...it is a pretty damn good time.
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Congrats - welcome to the most awesome nightmare you will ever have!!! Nothing will ever be the same.