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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Hogwally on September 30, 2008, 03:48:14 AM

Title: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Hogwally on September 30, 2008, 03:48:14 AM
I am busy pretending that the last two weeks of Hog beatdowns has not really happened, so I've been trying to focus on other games.  After watching the first few weeks,  am I the only one who thinks Jesse Palmer sounds just like Pepper Brooks over on ESPN 8 - The Ocho?  I keep waiting on him to break out a "He will not be able to see, Cotton."  whenever someone really gets hammered.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2008, 07:05:45 AM
I am busy pretending that the last two weeks of Hog beatdowns has not really happened, so I've been trying to focus on other games.  After watching the first few weeks,  am I the only one who thinks Jesse Palmer sounds just like Pepper Brooks over on ESPN 8 - The Ocho?  I keep waiting on him to break out a "He will not be able to see, Cotton."  whenever someone really gets hammered.

I have never made that connection but I can envision him saying, "good toss by the submissive out there!"
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2008, 12:35:46 PM
I have never made that connection but I can envision him saying, "good toss by the submissive out there!"
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2008, 12:37:18 PM
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.


"Pepper needs new shorts!"
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2008, 12:39:47 PM
"Pepper needs new shorts!"
(http://www.ninetyandnine.com/mblog/uploaded_images/tie-706898.jpg)
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2008, 01:29:19 PM
(http://www.ninetyandnine.com/mblog/uploaded_images/tie-706898.jpg)
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton

"Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2008, 02:32:15 PM
You two should get a room.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2008, 02:35:53 PM
You two should get a room.
Why is your wife lookin for a double team?
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2008, 02:56:43 PM
Why is your wife lookin for a double team?

Lord knows I ain't knockin' the bottom out of it.  It's not just for lack of inches either.  If ya'll can get her motor cranked up, have at it.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Tiger Six on September 30, 2008, 03:01:44 PM
Lord knows I ain't knockin' the bottom out of it.  It's not just for lack of inches either.  If ya'll can get her motor cranked up, have at it.
How could a babe that hot be as cold as you claim?

I think you are being coy.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2008, 03:15:02 PM
How could a babe that hot be as cold as you claim?

I think you are being coy.
Maybe Big Steve has got a little steve.....or maybe its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....either way could explain a lot.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2008, 03:22:57 PM
Maybe Big Steve has got a little steve.....or maybe its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....either way could explain a lot.

Soooooooo Steve.  Is there any tread left on the tires?
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2008, 03:31:20 PM
How could a babe like that be so cold? Hmmm....let's see.  24 years of marriage to me will about do it.  Actually, I'm being partly coy..whatever that means.  "Female problems" have something to do with it lately.  As a matter of fact, we'll be at Flowers Hospital tomorrow morning bright and early at 5:15 a.m.  She's going under the knife while they scrape some of this, cut out some of that and maybe drain a little something over there.  Long day for her.

How did we go from Jesse Palmer to my wife's ovaries?  Only on the X.   
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2008, 03:32:52 PM
How could a babe like that be so cold? Hmmm....let's see.  24 years of marriage to me will about do it.  Actually, I'm being partly coy..whatever that means.  "Female problems" have something to do with it lately.  As a matter of fact, we'll be at Flowers Hospital tomorrow morning bright and early at 5:15 a.m.  She's going under the knife while they scrape some of this, cut out some of that and maybe drain a little something over there.  Long day for her.

How did we go from Jesse Palmer to my wife's ovaries?  Only on the X.   
Overies....damn. I thought maybe you were buying her some new boobies.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Tiger Six on September 30, 2008, 03:34:03 PM
How could a babe like that be so cold? Hmmm....let's see.  24 years of marriage to me will about do it.  Actually, I'm being partly coy..whatever that means.  "Female problems" have something to do with it lately.  As a matter of fact, we'll be at Flowers Hospital tomorrow morning bright and early at 5:15 a.m.  She's going under the knife while they scrape some of this, cut out some of that and maybe drain a little something over there.  Long day for her.

How did we go from Jesse Palmer to my wife's ovaries?  Only on the X.   

I would imagine that 24 years of you would make any woman weary. 
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 30, 2008, 04:20:33 PM
Fuckin'-A Cotton.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2008, 04:22:18 PM
Overies....damn. I thought maybe you were buying her some new boobies.

Already bought and paid for, my friend.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 30, 2008, 06:03:38 PM
How could a babe that hot be as cold as you claim?

I think you are being coy.

Hotness has nothing to do with it...

You should see my ex-wife...she was H O T and she was a ruthless, selfish and self absorbed bitc that if she didn't get her way...she made you fucking miserable...

You know what they say...

(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n20/auwilson22/grahics-shit.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Hogwally on October 02, 2008, 04:54:03 PM
In a perfect storm of TV programming, Dodgeball the Movie will be on FX tonight opposite Thursday night football.  Switch back and forth and see if you can tell the difference.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 03, 2008, 01:21:20 AM
FINALLY!!!!!!!  I GET TO ACT LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS!!!!

"Who cares what Jesse Palmer says or how he says it...he's fucking HOT!!  And if he has his face between my legs, he won't be talking..."

 :gig: :gig:
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: Jumbo on October 03, 2008, 04:19:36 AM
FINALLY!!!!!!!  I GET TO ACT LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS!!!!

"Who cares what Jesse Palmer says or how he says it...he's fucking HOT!!  And if he has his face between my legs, he won't be talking..."

 :gig: :gig:
He needs a good fisting. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: wesfau2 on October 03, 2008, 10:47:24 AM
FINALLY!!!!!!!  I GET TO ACT LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS!!!!

"Who cares what Jesse Palmer says or how he says it...he's fucking HOT!!  And if he has his face between my legs, he won't be talking..."

 :gig: :gig:

Taylor is the only "guy" I know who would act like this.  The rest of us are straight and think Palmer is a reality-show nancy-boy.
Title: Re: Jesse Palmer
Post by: CCTAU on October 03, 2008, 02:52:20 PM
Taylor is the only "guy" I know who would act like this.  The rest of us are straight and think Palmer is a reality-show nancy-boy.

I just remember him being a big puss scared of guns. Grow up boy, learn to shoot better than your woman.