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Title: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 08:28:08 PM
...that is all.   :fu:
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2008, 08:29:10 PM
I love beaver
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 08:32:50 PM
You know USC wants Dick to play...  The headline would be a good one...

"Dick Finally Dons the Trojan Garb"


Trojans are 1-2 the last three visits...   There's your one little "hope against hope" factoid before this fucker kicks off here in a bit.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 09:16:30 PM
Beavers! Beavers! Beavers! Beavers! Beavers!

7-0 BEAVERS!


NOTE: Erin Andrews looks FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE tonight....loooow cut jeans riding her hips....   
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 09:30:19 PM
Two "Horse Collar" penalties in the first 9 mins of the game on USC.   First time I've actually seen these called this season.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 09:48:35 PM
Evidently I'm the only shit head watching this fucking thing...... :silence:
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: DnATL on September 25, 2008, 09:49:58 PM
Evidently I'm the only shit head watching this fucking thing...... :silence:
No, I too am watching that little beaver rb gash the trojans
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 25, 2008, 09:52:04 PM
Fuck the Trojans!!  Go Beeves!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 09:52:28 PM
No, I too am watching that little beaver rb gash the trojans

They can't stop little "quizzzzz".     Quick little dude....and his brother #8 is doing good too...
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 09:54:24 PM
Jacquizz has 96 yards with 9mins left in the first half!
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 09:57:55 PM
14-0 BEAVERS!!!!!!!   :fu:
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 25, 2008, 10:01:30 PM
They can't stop little "quizzzzz".     Quick little dude....and his brother #8 is doing good too...
Note:  they are from Houston... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 10:04:32 PM
Note:  they are from Houston... :thumbsup:

So there ISSSSS something good coming out of Houston these days....    :poke:



I keeeeeed I keeeeeedc :silence:
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: DnATL on September 25, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
I hate mcdonalds commercials
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Ranger12 on September 25, 2008, 10:17:20 PM
Just got home from my son's football practice and turned on the tube. I am not getting excited about it though. It would be to good to be true for USC to get upset, so I expect them to catch fire in the second half.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 10:20:45 PM
I hate mcdonalds commercials

Yeah, but right now, "I'm Lovin' It!"


Maybe Ranger, but right now, Jacquizz has their number....  They can't stop him.  USC has run only 20 offensive plays this half.   We'll see what happens.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 10:28:22 PM
Holy Testicle Tuesday!  21-0!!!   Beavers!


Wow.   Can they hold on though...   Oregon St. gets the ball first in the second half... FYI....


75 total yards for USC....  220 for OSU
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Ranger12 on September 25, 2008, 10:37:50 PM
So much for me trying to get to bed a decent time tonight.

I have a question for you guys....They put my wirey son on the offensive line tonight. He nornally plays cornerback or defensive end. Anyway, the stuck him in at guard and he was totally having his way with the 1st team defense lineman that was twice his size. Is it too early to start to try to contact CTT? I could not help but laught at him because he has now developed that "football swaggar". You that played know what I am talking about.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 10:56:53 PM
USC looks like USC again....   Let's see what happens.   Probably not a good thing for OSU....
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Six on September 25, 2008, 11:25:23 PM
You know USC wants Dick to play...  The headline would be a good one...

"Dick Finally Dons the Trojan Garb"


Trojans are 1-2 the last three visits...   There's your one little "hope against hope" factoid before this fucker kicks off here in a bit.

You might be thinking of Mitch Mustain, transfer from Arkansas.  Casey Dick and his brother Nathan are still Razorbacks. 

You are looking like Nostrodamus by being the only one excited about this game before it ever kicked off.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 11:43:38 PM
You might be thinking of Mitch Mustain, transfer from Arkansas.  Casey Dick and his brother Nathan are still Razorbacks. 

You are looking like Nostrodamus by being the only one excited about this game before it ever kicked off.

Drat....you are correct on Mustain....my bad.

Sometimes the games that should be "written off" are the ones that turn into the exciting ones...   The Beavers have recent history to help them believe...    We'll see what happens....
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Six on September 25, 2008, 11:59:31 PM
Exciting game so far.  I am just glad that I am watching it at 7 in the morning and not 11 at night.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 26, 2008, 12:11:39 AM
Hopefully Maualuga (sp?) is alright...  Great player, even if I can't stand USC....

Keep running Jacquizzzzzzzzz...........
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Six on September 26, 2008, 12:13:13 AM
Pete Carroll is a mouth breather.  I love it when he is getting beat.  He stalks up and down the sideline with his mouth hanging open and a stupid look on his face. 
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: DnATL on September 26, 2008, 12:13:35 AM
horseshit stoppage of the game clock - gave usc an extra 10-15 seconds versus running the normal play clock
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: DnATL on September 26, 2008, 12:14:49 AM
fuck you usc
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 26, 2008, 12:15:06 AM
MOTHER FUCKING SWEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!   INTERCEPTION YOU COCKSUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Six on September 26, 2008, 12:15:45 AM
That could be the ballgame.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: DnATL on September 26, 2008, 12:16:45 AM
suck it sanchez, with your shit-stain 'stache
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 26, 2008, 12:17:23 AM
How appropriate that Jacquizz gets the TD......     186 yards...
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Six on September 26, 2008, 12:18:06 AM
That missed PAT is going to haunt them.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 26, 2008, 12:22:12 AM
Fuckin' A
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2008, 12:26:51 AM
GAME!!!
FUCK YES!
SUCK IT ESPN!!!!
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 26, 2008, 12:28:03 AM
AAAAAND THAT FOLKS!...  IS why they play the games!  

Fuck you USC!  FUCK YOU AP PRESEASON FUCKING JUMPING THE FUCKING SEC CHUMP MOTHERFUCKERS!   YOU'RE NEXT CHOKLAHOMOS!

OKay....I need a cocktail.

Good night.  :vn:


Collision in the Coliseum my happy ass.   
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 26, 2008, 01:16:24 AM
Did y'all notice USC's best WR....Damian Williams, he transferred with Bitch 'Stain.

Also, Quizzzzzzz was a 3* RB coming outta Rosenberg, TX. last year and he's 5'6 175lbs. Hmm, looks like Rivals got that one WRONG......AGAIN!!!!   He had offers from.....Houston, Baylor, Illinois, Arizona, La. Tech, SMU, and Oregon St.

He's got 5 Grillz written all over him (It would probably take that many to cover all of his teeth, did y'all see his interview after the game?  WOW, He looks like a Shark, he's pretty fuckin' Bad Ass though)

He reminded me of Barry Sanders so much, just with the way he Juked, Jived, and Jitterbugged through the holes.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: CCTAU on September 26, 2008, 01:32:15 AM
Did y'all notice USC's best WR....Damian Williams, he transferred with Bitch 'Stain.

Also, Quizzzzzzz was a 3* RB coming outta Rosenberg, TX. last year and he's 5'6 175lbs. Hmm, looks like Rivals got that one WRONG......AGAIN!!!!   He had offers from.....Houston, Baylor, Illinois, Arizona, La. Tech, SMU, and Oregon St.

He's got 5 Grillz written all over him (It would probably take that many to cover all of his teeth, did y'all see his interview after the game?  WOW, He looks like a Shark, he's pretty fuckin' Bad Ass though)

He reminded me of Barry Sanders so much, just with the way he Juked, Jived, and Jitterbugged through the holes.

I thought I was watching an episode of , "Return of the LiZARD."
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Jumbo on September 26, 2008, 02:42:45 AM
Hey Bcs :fu:
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2008, 08:51:00 AM
So, USC will drop to #2 now?
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2008, 09:28:22 AM
So, USC will drop to #2 now?
In all seriousness, I heard Reese and Mark discussing how USC could get back into the playoff game after this.

"Last year a two loss team made it in, so stranger things have happened."

WTF???

Yeah, and that two-loss team played at least 6 or 7 top ranked opponents in the toughest conference in the nation, and slipped up and lost to two of them in overtime.

A #1 or #2 team doesn't play 100% cupcakes and still find a way to lose to one not even on the radar. They did it last year with Stanford too, so don't give me this freak occurrence bullshit.

Oregon State had a losing record going into this game with losses to Penn State and the almighty Stanford. I guess Stanford's the real dynasty in that conference.

If USC makes it back even into the Top 10 I will bomb ESPN headquarters.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2008, 09:37:53 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?categoryId=2564308&videoId=3609990

"The Pac-10 is ridiculously hard." - Pete Carol

 :rofl:

Give me a fucking break.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: chinook on September 26, 2008, 09:50:27 AM
i had an opportunity to attend last night's game but did not take on it.   something about the chain saw every 5 minutes over the loud speaker drives me insane.  anyhoo...os did not sell out that game and it was the first time espn has ever televised a college football game in corvallis. 


you guys don't get the west coast 1st hour feed of colin cowherd but i give him props for not drooling over usc this week and making excuses today unlike lee corso who was on the show a few minutes ago. 

in about 5 minutes 3 osu grads will be walking through the office door.  oh boy this will be fun.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Thrilla on September 26, 2008, 09:59:57 AM
Best quote of the night:   "I'm just a small dude.  They couldn't tackle me."  Jacquizz Rodgers

the no-shit quote of the night:  "The reality of the Pac-10 is obvious.”  Pete Carroll     
as in it's an obviously shitty conference with one team that has consistently been overhyped and failed to meet national media expectations time and time again
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 26, 2008, 04:16:01 PM
If USC makes it back even into the Top 10 I will bomb ESPN headquarters.

Dude, you might as well get ready.  I don't think they drop any lower than 5 and they will keep on voting for them.  They always do.
Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 26, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Proposed headlines, courtesy of EDSBS:

Quote
Jacquizz, where’s your protection?

Trojans Can’t Pull It Out

Hungry Beavers Suffocate Trojans

Trojans Can’t Get It Up For Big Night With Beavers

Sanchez Dirtied By Beaver Attack

Trojans Can’t Come From Behind, Fall Short

22 Trojans, No Protection

USC to Sleep in Wet Spot

Faced With Angry Beavers, Trojans Flaccid

Trojans Penetrate into Soft Waiting Flesh of Beavers, Fall Asleep Inside

Beavers Poke Surreptitious Hole In Trojans, Snatch Victory

Ejaculate Football Sodomy Metaphor Cockslap Lagos Hookerface

Something’s Fishy In Corvallis

Mark Sanchez is a Vag

Title: Re: Go BEAVERS!!!!!
Post by: AUChizad on September 28, 2008, 03:59:08 PM
Proposed headlines, courtesy of EDSBS:


I would prefer "I haven't seen a Beaver tear up a Trojan like that since my last pregnancy scare!"