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Title: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 24, 2008, 11:34:26 AM: Clay Aiken Is Gay.....DUH

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331936&GT1=28102
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Kaos on September 24, 2008, 11:36:37 AM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 24, 2008, 11:34:26 AM
Clay Aiken Is Gay.....DUH

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331936&GT1=28102

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You're kidding.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2008, 11:38:29 AM: Who is Clay Aiken?
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: wesfau2 on September 24, 2008, 11:41:51 AM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 24, 2008, 11:38:29 AM
Who is Clay Aiken?

He's a crazy maniac that stalks patrons of Miss Lucille's Gossip Parlor, slashes their scooter tires, forces them to listen to Liza Minelli's greatest hits, and viciously re-arranges their living space while he face fucks them.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2008, 11:59:42 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 24, 2008, 11:41:51 AM
He's a crazy maniac that stalks patrons of Miss Lucille's Gossip Parlor, slashes their scooter tires, forces them to listen to Liza Minelli's greatest hits, and viciously re-arranges their living space while he face fucks them.

Whoa, I heard about that dude.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 24, 2008, 01:45:41 PM: Next you're gonna tell me Freddie Mercury was gay too...RIIIIIIIGHT
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: AUChizad on September 24, 2008, 01:54:47 PM: Or Lance Bass...
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2008, 03:22:31 PM: or Rob Halford of Judas Priest
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: chinook on September 24, 2008, 03:38:04 PM: or awk of tigers x.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: JohnDeere on September 24, 2008, 03:43:16 PM: You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 24, 2008, 03:46:40 PM: Rock Hudson would bitch slap all of you for this.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2008, 03:59:02 PM: Quote from: JohnDeere on September 24, 2008, 03:43:16 PM
You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.

Long story.

Or George Michael
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Jumbo on September 25, 2008, 03:32:04 AM: Quote from: chinook on September 24, 2008, 03:38:04 PM
or awk of tigers x.
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: wesfau2 on September 25, 2008, 09:47:19 AM: Quote from: JohnDeere on September 24, 2008, 03:43:16 PM
You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.

Racist.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2008, 11:56:48 AM: You one of them homo sapiens, boy?
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 26, 2008, 04:16:23 PM: This was HILARIOUS. How much of a psycho fan must this woman have been to not answer her phone and miss work?

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Meanwhile, the Aiken fan site ClayManiacs was open for viewing. Response in a thread on the site's "ShoutBox" was generally supportive, though at least one fan was shaken by Aiken's public confession.

"This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay," read a comment posted by "Sheridansq." "And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

And Taylor, get it while you can...

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To read Aiken's newest blog and post a message, the site requires you to join his fan club. Membership fees range from $14.99 plus tax to $29.99, plus shipping and handling for a Clay Aiken tote bag, lip balm and set of Clay Aiken buttons.
Title: Re: Hello Captain Obvious
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 26, 2008, 09:08:52 PM: Quote
To read Aiken's newest blog and post a message, the site requires you to join his fan club. Membership fees range from $14.99 plus tax to $29.99, plus shipping and handling for a Clay Aiken tote bag, lip balm and set of Clay Aiken buttons.
I wonder what its viscosity is? I have this humorous vision of the Valvoline motor oil commercial where the car engine knocks and clunks then locks up.......only it's Clay Aiken coming down with a case of teh lockjaw in mid-stroke (same sounds, of course).