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Title: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: wesfau2 on September 23, 2008, 04:49:03 PM
I've let go of the LSU loss.

Saturday is too far away to worry about Tennessee.

I am pretty sure I damaged my brain Saturday night with jagermeister.

What's a guy to do to entertain himself?

I'm open to suggestions, but not too open.
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 23, 2008, 04:50:10 PM
Well I just started drinking again, try it, you'll like it
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: wesfau2 on September 23, 2008, 04:54:35 PM
Well I just started drinking again, try it, you'll like it

I am going to wait until tomorrow, when Chop arrives in town.  I did truly horrendous things to my body on Saturday night.
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2008, 04:56:41 PM
Yeah, the drinking thing.

Are there perhaps any gentlemen's clubs in your particular area?  If so, you may find that gracing that establishment with your presence would brighten an otherwise dreary day.  
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: wesfau2 on September 23, 2008, 05:00:24 PM
Yeah, the drinking thing.

Are there perhaps any gentlemen's clubs in your particular area?  If so, you may find that gracing that establishment with your presence would brighten an otherwise dreary day.  

The only clubs around here aren't worth the money.

Let's redefine my criteria:

1) No booze (today); and
2) Something that won't ruin the odds for getting some stank on my hangdown tonight when I get home.

I realize that I've eliminated most of your suggestions, so I'm asking you to dig deep for my sake.
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 23, 2008, 05:07:00 PM
Shit... your pretty much down to renting a moped or hitting on a fat woman.  Good Luck
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: wesfau2 on September 23, 2008, 05:22:25 PM
Shit... your pretty much down to renting a moped or hitting on a fat woman.  Good Luck

Each is equally as exciting as the other option.
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 23, 2008, 05:29:34 PM
Have you been outside lately?  The weather is perfect.  Buy a Kayak or rent a canoe.  Do some outdoorsy shit.   
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 23, 2008, 08:09:08 PM
We'll have to find somewhere where we can get a few cold drinks, sit in the breeze, enjoy a great meal and chill.....   
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: Ogre on September 23, 2008, 09:04:13 PM
Why don't you try jerking off with a noose around your neck.

Make sure you have a spotter, though.  Better safe than sorry.
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 23, 2008, 09:22:42 PM
Why don't you try jerking off with a noose around your neck.

Make sure you have a spotter, though.  Better safe than sorry.
Ropes tend to leave marks that give away perversion. I recommend using a plastic bag. It's safer and can be done without the need for a spotter.
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: DnATL on September 23, 2008, 10:25:38 PM
Are you staying in a hotel?  Why don't you grab a few extra travel-sized bottles of moisturizer off the housekeeping cart, put your hand in the shower cap, and check yourself for worms?  Or, were you waiting for Chopper to do that for you?
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 23, 2008, 10:28:21 PM
Are you staying in a hotel?  Why don't you grab a few extra travel-sized bottles of moisturizer off the housekeeping cart, put your hand in the shower cap, and check yourself for worms?  Or, were you waiting for Chopper to do that for you?
Now that shit was funny!
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 23, 2008, 10:33:05 PM
Are you staying in a hotel?  Why don't you grab a few extra travel-sized bottles of moisturizer off the housekeeping cart, put your hand in the shower cap, and check yourself for worms?  Or, were you waiting for Chopper to do that for you?

I'm just hoping he survives the visit from AWK and his "Sailor knot tying show".....   :silence:
Title: Re: Mid-week Doldrums
Post by: Saniflush on September 24, 2008, 07:39:32 AM
Make sure you have a spotter, though.  Better safe than sorry.

OSHA has regulations.