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Title: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Robertcrarm on February 08, 2018, 06:39:13 PM
Winter Olympics 2018 Opening Ceremony live stream (https://fundraising.phoenixchildrensfoundation.org/en/projects/37705-Live--Winter-Olympics-2018-Opening-Ceremony--live-stream)
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: chinook on February 08, 2018, 06:43:02 PM
Frick the Olympics.


Frick you Bob.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: GH2001 on February 08, 2018, 07:35:22 PM
Frick the Olympics.


Frick you Bob.

But it's a live stream.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Token on February 08, 2018, 07:48:27 PM
But it's a live stream.

Just click it.  I'm certain it's not a virus.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 08, 2018, 08:20:34 PM
Winter Olympics 2018 Opening Ceremony live stream (https://fundraising.phoenixchildrensfoundation.org/en/projects/37705-Live--Winter-Olympics-2018-Opening-Ceremony--live-stream)
what do you have on Robert?
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Kaos on February 08, 2018, 08:47:57 PM
I concur.  Fuck you Bob Costas you self-absorbed punk ass smarmy little bitch. If I ever have occasion to be in the same room I will punch your dwarf ass in the forehead. 

(For the record, I don’t remember why I dislike his smug little ass but I just do)

And call me unamerican if you will.  I could give a blue shit about the olympics.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 08, 2018, 08:55:58 PM
Bob's gonna crarm that virus right up your ass
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: GH2001 on February 08, 2018, 09:07:54 PM
Do cranny motions really work?
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 12, 2018, 12:56:30 PM
Tirico a shitstirring libtard.

Screw him and Couric!
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 13, 2018, 10:47:10 PM
The Flying Tomato wins his third gold at the age of 31.


Yes. I jumped up and yelled!


He was the last guy to go down the pipe and he nailed it!
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: AUJarhead on February 14, 2018, 10:00:55 AM
Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: GH2001 on February 14, 2018, 12:15:54 PM
Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics.

I can't relate to one Winter OLY Sport.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: chinook on February 14, 2018, 12:19:20 PM
I can't relate to one Winter OLY Sport.

#pinemountainsuxxor
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: AUJarhead on February 14, 2018, 12:26:28 PM
I can't relate to one Winter OLY Sport.

I can't either, but I know if I tried anything other than curling, I would die.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: GH2001 on February 14, 2018, 12:34:17 PM
I can't either, but I know if I tried anything other than curling, I would die.

Thats because we don't grow up on ice. But them norweigans? They love this shit.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: GH2001 on February 14, 2018, 12:34:56 PM
#pinemountainsuxxor

Pine "mountain"  - snicker.

I do like it though.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 14, 2018, 01:08:32 PM
I've always wondered why the U.S. can't find a single asshole that know how strap on a set of skis and jump a long way off a huge ramp
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 16, 2018, 11:08:00 PM
So we at one point have two Americans at one and two in the men’s figure skating, and all you hear about is the gay guy.
The agenda continues to be pushed by the liberal media!
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: wesfau2 on February 17, 2018, 12:40:31 AM
So we at one point have two Americans at one and two in the men’s figure skating, and all you hear about is the gay guy.
The agenda continues to be pushed by the liberal media!

I'm astonished at the coverage that the "openly gay" figure skater is getting.

As if we never considered that Rudy Galindo, Johnny Weir and any number of other skaters were gay.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Kaos on February 17, 2018, 10:03:06 AM
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Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2018, 10:15:21 AM
I'm astonished at the coverage that the "openly gay" figure skater is getting.

As if we never considered that Rudy Galindo, Johnny Weir and any number of other skaters were gay.
I know, right?

It’s like seeing rotten bottom at an x gate and someone were to make a big deal about it, when in actuality, you could pretty much fill in the blank in talking about “the x gay guy”.

Except WT, of course.

Edit:
I am concerned about the number of skater names that you know. But I don’t think the former mayor of NY that you mentioned is gay. He was tough on crime and a republican, for God’s sakes.

He hates the homos.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: chinook on February 17, 2018, 12:38:20 PM
I'm astonished at the coverage that the "openly gay" figure skater is getting.

As if we never considered that Rudy Galindo, Johnny Weir and any number of other skaters were gay.

you serious, clark?

this is a leftist NBC politically driven slob fest on the mere fact this guy spoke out against Pence.  it's to smear the Trump/Pence White House.   
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2018, 01:03:20 PM
you serious, clark?

this is a leftist NBC politically driven slob fest on the mere fact this guy spoke out against Pence.  it's to smear the Trump/Pence White House.   
^^This. Regardless how anyone feels about homosexuality, Trump, or the price of eggs in China. I believe that this is spot on. Sad but spot on.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: wesfau2 on February 17, 2018, 02:48:18 PM
you serious, clark?

this is a leftist NBC politically driven slob fest on the mere fact this guy spoke out against Pence.  it's to smear the Trump/Pence White House.   

I guess I wasn't considering the pence angle. 
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2018, 03:22:33 PM
I guess I wasn't considering the pence angle.
How do you explain knowing so many of the skater’s names?
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 17, 2018, 10:02:49 PM
How do you explain knowing so many of the skater’s names?


Chizzy told him?
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 19, 2018, 12:01:09 PM
NBC not even hiding their agenda now:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2018/02/18/nbc-hires-adam-rippon-and-his-golden-commentary-for-the-rest-of-the-olympics/?utm_term=.a9077808ab5e

He did, however, turn the job down!
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: GH2001 on February 19, 2018, 12:47:17 PM
So did the US OF A win anything in teh cranny motions or what???
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Kaos on February 19, 2018, 01:20:21 PM
So did the US OF A win anything in teh cranny motions or what???

Got the gold in gayness.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 19, 2018, 01:29:48 PM
Got the gold in gayness.
You think that you can get this level of comedy just anywhere, folks? Just try. I dare you.

This is high IQ stuff, imo. And I don’t give one damn what Wes says about it.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 19, 2018, 02:24:32 PM
“There are so many emotions when I step on the ice.”

Rippon said that.

I was thinking that this is one thing that we have in common. Besides our feminine figure, I mean.

My emotion is usually anxiety, so I’m sure that it is different than his. I’m anxious in realizing that it is just a matter of time before I’m in a lot of pain. Serious pain.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 19, 2018, 03:35:41 PM
Can't believe none of you guys mentioned this small tidbit:

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/02/19/french-ice-dancer-gabriella-papadakis-suffers-nightmare-wardrobe-malfunction-during-winter-olympics.html

Its like you are all getting old...
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: chinook on February 19, 2018, 05:29:51 PM
Can't believe none of you guys mentioned this small tidbit:

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/02/19/french-ice-dancer-gabriella-papadakis-suffers-nightmare-wardrobe-malfunction-during-winter-olympics.html

Its like you are all getting old...

pffttt...fox news, alter mann.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fXfGxYqM0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fXfGxYqM0)
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 19, 2018, 05:50:47 PM
pffttt...fox news, alter mann.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fXfGxYqM0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fXfGxYqM0)
I have bigger tits than that.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 19, 2018, 05:51:40 PM
I have bigger tits than that.
And a bigger nose
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 19, 2018, 05:55:00 PM
And a bigger nose
How bout we leave my honker out of this.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 19, 2018, 07:39:51 PM
pffttt...fox news, alter mann.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fXfGxYqM0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fXfGxYqM0)
Oddly enough, this reminds me of going to Spinnakers on a fake id. Dance floor wrapped up in the afternoon and DJ would call out, “All you girls who think you pretty, get on the floor and shake them titties!”

Those were the days.

But this girl would’ve had nothing to shake.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: chinook on February 20, 2018, 06:21:15 PM
well crap.  damn Germans blurred it. 
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: chinook on February 22, 2018, 11:22:39 AM
if you were up and bored late last night and found yourself watching Impractical Jokers you should have tuned in to the the GOLD medal match between the USA and Canada...ladies hockey.  much better TV. 

fantastic game.  i'll admit I watched the entire game and quite honestly didn't give the USA much hope after being down 2-1, but they prevailed in a shootout after tying late in the 3rd period and going through 20 minutes of OT.   fun facts:  Canada has won the last 4 Olympics.  USA's goalie was 7 1/2 months the last time USA took home the gold. 

video of full shoot out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoSWvxeBiWc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoSWvxeBiWc)

Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 23, 2018, 09:43:33 AM
if you were up and bored late last night and found yourself watching Impractical Jokers you should have tuned in to the the GOLD medal match between the USA and Canada...ladies hockey.  much better TV. fantastic game.  i'll admit I watched the entire game and quite honestly didn't give the USA much hope after being down 2-1, but they prevailed in a shootout after tying late in the 3rd period and going through 20 minutes of OT.   fun facts:  Canada has won the last 4 Olympics.  USA's goalie was 7 1/2 months the last time USA took home the gold. video of full shoot out. 

It was frustrating to watch. So many shots on goal opportunities missed due to lack of puck handling.

They finally got it, though. It only took them till 2AM!

How come this damn site won't let me reply without using the quote feature. And then I still have to edit the dang thing to get my reply to show up!
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: ssgaufan on February 23, 2018, 09:57:25 AM
It was frustrating to watch. So many shots on goal opportunities missed due to lack of puck handling.

They finally got it, though. It only took them till 2AM!

How come this damn site won't let me reply without using the quote feature. And then I still have to edit the dang thing to get my reply to show up!

Sounds like a head space and timing issue to me.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 23, 2018, 10:27:55 AM
Sounds like a head space and timing issue to me.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: jmar on February 23, 2018, 11:55:17 AM


Fuck a quote function. Fuck it twice!
I for one think his avatar alone should qualify him for the deluxe package.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: CCTAU on February 23, 2018, 12:34:33 PM
Fuck a quote function. Fuck it twice! I for one think his avatar alone should qualify him for the deluxe package.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2018, 10:03:40 AM
I just saw a preview of a special ESPN is working on about Lindsey Vonn.  

I would not touch that nasty skank with Prowler's cheesy dick.  She's abominable. 
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 11, 2018, 01:46:45 PM
I just saw a preview of a special ESPN is working on about Lindsey Vonn.  

I would not touch that nasty skank with Prowler's cheesy dick.  She's abominable.
I had no idea she’s a snowman.
But it doesn’t surprise me how Prowler’s dick tastes.
Title: Re: Winter Olympics 2018 Cranny Motions
Post by: chinook on March 12, 2018, 11:31:30 AM
I just saw a preview of a special ESPN is working on about Lindsey Vonn.  

I would not touch that nasty skank with Prowler's cheesy dick.  She's abominable.
but I thought you liked Tiger Woods.  You could grab a part of him as you bend her over.