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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on November 04, 2017, 11:31:23 PM

Title: Saturday suckage
Post by: Kaos on November 04, 2017, 11:31:23 PM
Watched the first quarter of our game.  That was enough for me.  Despite the score I was fairly certain AU would win.  But it doesn’t matter.  There’s no progress. Nothing learned. Stidham is still a clumsy tent in high wind at the first sign of pressure.  He is not well coached. The middle of the field is a vast, empty wasteland.

I’d like to believe. I do not.

Alabama is not very good. Hurts is vastly overrated. But they have enough raw talent on defense he only has to make one or two plays a game. LSU had chances but Etling wasn’t good enough to take advantage. Stidham won’t be either. Our cap against Alabama the way we call plays is 17.

Georgia isn’t great either.  They are faster than Alabama. Be surprised if we score more than 13.

That’s just the truth of what I see.

On to other games.

Florida. Hahahaha.

Ohio State. Hahahaha.

Penn State.  Hahahaha.

Tennessee. Win! Keep Butch Jones.

Bedlam. Playstation football.

Clemson. Who cares?

The pac12 is worthless. The ACC other than half ass clempson and “about to Richt” Miami is worthless. The Big 10 and 12 are worthless.

Frankly most of the SEC is pathetic.

Thanks Saban.  Fuck you.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: GH2001 on November 05, 2017, 12:37:55 AM
Pretty much
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Kaos on November 06, 2017, 09:07:43 AM
I know I shouldn’t be, but I was shocked at the amount of shit bama gets away with. 

On almost every Hurts scramble there was at least one defender being dragged to the ground. No call.

On the play where Minka Fuckpatricks tweaked his hamstring he never looked for the ball, just went facemask to facemask with Chark and body blocked him. That’s interference. 

They almost always lead with the head.  There’s almost always a push or bump from them after every play. That fucking overrated possum doing the gun routine is textbook unsportsmanlike. So is leaping up and doing Cam’s first down chop. Hell, Cam even gets flagged for it now.  No call.

They don’t need the additional advantage.  It’s sickening to watch it.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Godfather on November 06, 2017, 11:21:20 AM
Problem is both UGA and bama are beatable.  We have them at home, we have the talent, we should be drooling at the mouth.

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But we have this, so I have no faith.

Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2017, 11:28:20 AM
Problem is both UGA and bama are beatable.  We have them at home, we have the talent, we should be drooling at the mouth.

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But we have this, so I have no faith.

Post of the week. 

BTW, caption that pic.  "I'm NOT going to call plays.  Nope not gonna' do it.  Must resist.  Think about something else.  How bout' those Braves.  Mmmmph....don't do it."
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: wesfau2 on November 06, 2017, 11:45:57 AM

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I'm a play-caller...I'm a CEO...I'm a play-caller...I'm a CEO.  Play-callers rule, CEOs drool.  WILDCAT, KJ KEEPER ON THE HUT HUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2017, 11:48:12 AM

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We're only up 20-0.  If that sumbitch doesn't start running it up the middle, I'm taking over the play calling.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: AUJarhead on November 06, 2017, 11:57:15 AM
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Where can I get some coke and twin midget oriental hookers?
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Ogre on November 06, 2017, 01:03:36 PM
Problem is both UGA and bama are beatable.  We have them at home, we have the talent, we should be drooling at the mouth.

(https://res.cloudinary.com/cmgverticals/image/upload/c_crop,g_north_west,h_1819,w_3450,x_0,y_159/c_fill,h_628,q_80,w_1200/e_sharpen,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto/v1483459597/Gus-Malzahn-by-Jonathan-Bachman-Getty-Images-Sugar-Bowl-2017-DSC_1313_xr9fpx.jpg)

But we have this, so I have no faith.

Oh crap.  I think I left the headlamp on in my i8. 
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 06, 2017, 01:17:25 PM


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Think I’ll go scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced and peppered.

Guess We’ll need to get it to go again.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Godfather on November 06, 2017, 01:23:45 PM
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I have always wanted a playbook...I will call him George and I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him. 
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 06, 2017, 01:34:52 PM


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I’ve got to take a big old country dump at halftime. I’m not sure I can make it to half. Ohhhh look out. That’s hurting me. Squeeze. Don’t think about it.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2017, 01:42:51 PM
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Gotta hide the good side of the playbook so they can't steal our plays.  Dammit!
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Godfather on November 06, 2017, 01:44:07 PM
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They stuffed our run on the last 16 first downs, that always worked in Springdale.  Hmmmm.. Think.. Gus.. ..Think, I know they will never guess run on a 17th straight first down play...that's it, Gussie, you are a genius!
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: chinook on November 06, 2017, 01:48:44 PM

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someone used my crayons.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2017, 02:11:49 PM
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z_nOzJWjxTo/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Godfather on November 06, 2017, 04:05:28 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gus_tecmo.png)
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Godfather on November 06, 2017, 04:23:41 PM
I shouldn't have posted the above.  Now Georgia has our playbook.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: CCTAU on November 06, 2017, 04:30:28 PM
I shouldn't have posted the above.  Now Georgia has our playbook.

Its OK.They still have it form last year....and the year before...and the year before....
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2017, 04:40:07 PM
I shouldn't have posted the above.  Now Georgia has our playbook.
Well, he does have play #4 hidden at least.  I hope that's the Buck Sweep.
Title: Re: Saturday suckage
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2017, 05:31:06 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gus_tecmo.png)

We have a winner.