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Title: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: jmar on October 14, 2017, 02:24:16 PM
Something tells me this will be closer but we should beat these fucks by 17 or more.
Drinking is encouraged. 
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: jmar on October 14, 2017, 03:40:52 PM
OMG we are so much better prepared than this bunch. We just need to keep leaning on them for a collapse.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: oldautiger on October 14, 2017, 04:42:20 PM
Get away from that Gawd damn mildcat bullshit
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: RottenBottom on October 14, 2017, 05:36:55 PM
LSU momentum looks to have dropped some. Need a big drive to completely drain their morale.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: bgreene on October 14, 2017, 05:54:28 PM
Our play calling has become meh at best!
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 14, 2017, 06:03:26 PM
When we lose this game, I want to be driving the moving van to get Gus the hell out of Auburn.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 14, 2017, 06:14:42 PM
And yes...I said when.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: RottenBottom on October 14, 2017, 06:33:16 PM
Congratulations Gus. You just lost to a man who doesn’t even know how to talk. I hope he gets his man boobs out of town by tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: oldautiger on October 14, 2017, 06:42:19 PM
Gus has added to his resume
How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
He already has a complete essay on how to save the other coaches jobs, coming up he will save Fat Bert and Sumlins ass.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Kaos on October 14, 2017, 06:42:35 PM
When we lose this game, I want to be driving the moving van to get Gus the hell out of Auburn.

Start driving. 
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: RottenBottom on October 14, 2017, 06:43:20 PM
Going back to what I said earlier this year. I hope Gus loses them all. And with how hey played today, they might!  Bring Petrino in now. Jet gate Gus’s ass.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 14, 2017, 06:43:42 PM
Start driving.
Heading to the U-Haul store now.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: The Prowler on October 14, 2017, 06:46:12 PM
So the gameplan was Wildcat, 50 yard bombs, a couple of screens...smh.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2017, 06:57:04 PM
Out coached by Yaw. Without question.

He won it with special teams and big plays. All he needed since all he had to worry about was the dive.

Please fire Gus. Please.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Kaos on October 14, 2017, 07:05:54 PM
We will lose to A&M, UGA and UA. 

8-5 at best. 

I can’t care any more.  I’m sick of getting my guts stomped out
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 14, 2017, 07:11:00 PM
I said this in texts to a couple of you during the game. I have long since stopped getting so emotional one way or another over a football game.  But this is the exception.  I haven't been this pissed off at AU football since we quit as a team in 2012.  This was the icing on the cake.  This was the cherry on the sundae.  This was every reason wrapped up in one neat, tidy package that explains why Gus Malzahn is in so far over his head that it's embarrassing.

He has been for 3 years now.  No reason to point out the obvious.  Even Gary Danielson was on the verge of making fun of the guy.  All of you that ask, "Well who could we get that's better?"  Eat a dick!!!  I promise you, if we could start this season over and hire even someone like Pat Fitzgerald from Northwestern to run this offense with the incredible amount of talent we have, I'd fly to Vegas and drop $25K on us making the playoffs.  Does anyone REALLY believe there's not better out there?  Do you really think we'd go the way of Ole Miss or Nebraska with someone else?  Fuck sake.  17 straight runs up the middle on first down? 

This had Gus Malzahn stamped alllllllll over it.  I said earlier in the year.  We'll start going good and he won't be able to keep his retarded ass out of it.  27-23 LSU.  EXHIBIT #1 your Honor.  Kaos, please give me one of your patented, "It looked like an epileptic monkey trying to jack off the Geico lizard while having a seizure in a pool full of jello" takes. 

I'll go to the rest of the home games.  Only to be around Auburn people and enjoy a day on the Plains.  But count me in from this point forward as someone firmly in the camp of running that SOB out of town as soon as possible.  Won't happen, though. We still have an AD who can survive any GAWT DAMN thing.

I'm pissed!!!       
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 14, 2017, 07:15:09 PM
I said this in texts to a couple of you during the game. I have long since stopped getting so emotional one way or another over a football game.  But this is the exception.  I haven't been this pissed off at AU football since we quit as a team in 2012.  This was the icing on the cake.  This was the cherry on the sundae.  This was every reason wrapped up in one neat, tidy package that explains why Gus Malzahn is in so far over his head that it's embarrassing.

He has been for 3 years now.  No reason to point out the obvious.  Even Gary Danielson was on the verge of making fun of the guy.  All of you that ask, "Well who could we get that's better?"  Eat a dick!!!  I promise you, if we could start this season over and hire even someone like Pat Fitzgerald from Northwestern to run this offense with the incredible amount of talent we have, I'd fly to Vegas and drop $25K on us making the playoffs.  Does anyone REALLY believe there's not better out there?  Do you really think we'd go the way of Ole Miss or Nebraska with someone else?  Fuck sake.  17 straight runs up the middle on first down? 

This had Gus Malzahn stamped alllllllll over it.  I said earlier in the year.  We'll start going good and he won't be able to keep his retarded ass out of it.  27-23 LSU.  EXHIBIT #1 your Honor.  Kaos, please give me one of your patented, "It looked like an epileptic monkey trying to jack off the Geico lizard while having a seizure in a pool full of jello" takes. 

I'll go to the rest of the home games.  Only to be around Auburn people and enjoy a day on the Plains.  But count me in from this point forward as someone firmly in the camp of running that SOB out of town as soon as possible.  Won't happen, though. We still have an AD who can survive any GAWT DAMN thing.

I'm pissed!!!       

^^
This.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2017, 07:17:36 PM
I said this in texts to a couple of you during the game. I have long since stopped getting so emotional one way or another over a football game.  But this is the exception.  I haven't been this pissed off at AU football since we quit as a team in 2012.  This was the icing on the cake.  This was the cherry on the sundae.  This was every reason wrapped up in one neat, tidy package that explains why Gus Malzahn is in so far over his head that it's embarrassing.

He has been for 3 years now.  No reason to point out the obvious.  Even Gary Danielson was on the verge of making fun of the guy.  All of you that ask, "Well who could we get that's better?"  Eat a dick!!!  I promise you, if we could start this season over and hire even someone like Pat Fitzgerald from Northwestern to run this offense with the incredible amount of talent we have, I'd fly to Vegas and drop $25K on us making the playoffs.  Does anyone REALLY believe there's not better out there?  Do you really think we'd go the way of Ole Miss or Nebraska with someone else?  Fuck sake.  17 straight runs up the middle on first down? 

This had Gus Malzahn stamped alllllllll over it.  I said earlier in the year.  We'll start going good and he won't be able to keep his retarded ass out of it.  27-23 LSU.  EXHIBIT #1 your Honor.  Kaos, please give me one of your patented, "It looked like an epileptic monkey trying to jack off the Geico lizard while having a seizure in a pool full of jello" takes. 

I'll go to the rest of the home games.  Only to be around Auburn people and enjoy a day on the Plains.  But count me in from this point forward as someone firmly in the camp of running that SOB out of town as soon as possible.  Won't happen, though. We still have an AD who can survive any GAWT DAMN thing.

I'm pissed!!!       
Yeah, but who could we get that's better?
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2017, 07:19:08 PM
We will lose to A&M, UGA and UA. 

8-5 at best. 

I can’t care any more.  I’m sick of getting my guts stomped out
^^Doesen't care.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 14, 2017, 07:20:09 PM
Sean White was dismissed from the team for "Making poor decisions."  Was Sean making $5 million a year? 
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2017, 07:24:18 PM
Sean White was dismissed from the team for "Making poor decisions."  Was Sean making $5 million a year?
Cam didn't even make 5 mil.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2017, 07:26:19 PM
Look on the bright side guys. Our basketball recruiting has been phenomenal.

Then, there is always softball.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: AWK on October 14, 2017, 07:30:36 PM
I have never done this, but I'm done with Auburn football until we fire Gus.  This is comically absurd.  He is a fucking terrible High School coach and Jay Jacobs is a fucking baboon. 
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Kaos on October 14, 2017, 07:30:43 PM
I’d honestly rather be shitty and take our beatings than watch this assemblage of talent get shit over by a bunch of 3A high school coaches. 

I warned all of you about LSU. 

Listening to that assclown talk about it being just one SEC game, controlling our destiny and how it’s the same as 2013 was infuriated me to the point of nearly vomiting.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: AWK on October 14, 2017, 07:36:13 PM
I’d honestly rather be shitty and take our beatings than watch this assemblage of talent get shit over by a bunch of 3A high school coaches. 

I warned all of you about LSU. 

Listening to that assclown talk about it being just one SEC game, controlling our destiny and how it’s the same as 2013 was infuriated me to the point of nearly vomiting.
It is legitimate AIDS.  Like full blown fucking super AIDS.  When I, the guy that has never coached a football game in his entire fucking life, can call out the offensive plays like clock work, that is unacceptable.   You have no idea how to handle talent.  You have no idea how to win a football game.  You are a 13 year old kid with the hottest stripper in Las Vegas.  A waste of fucking time.  2013 was a fluke.  Two lucky fucking plays difference and we have not beaten Alabama and Georgia since 2010.  Unafuckingceptable.  So much talent on Defense and Offense wasted. So much...
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 14, 2017, 07:42:33 PM
It is legitimate AIDS.  Like full blown fucking super AIDS.  When I, the guy that has never coached a football game in his entire fucking life, can call out the offensive plays like clock work, that is unacceptable.   You have no idea how to handle talent.  You have no idea how to win a football game.  You are a 13 year old kid with the hottest stripper in Las Vegas.  A waste of fucking time.  2013 was a fluke.  Two lucky fucking plays difference and we have not beaten Alabama and Georgia since 2010.  Unafuckingceptable.  So much talent on Defense and Offense wasted. So much...

Preach on, brother.  Say it, babe.  Cock of the walk, babe.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 14, 2017, 07:44:43 PM
The hot bitch on the sidelines that interviewed Gus after half, (I missed it if they showed it) said Gus stated, "We know what they're going to run.  We're in control.  We just have to execute."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FICKITY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Kaos on October 14, 2017, 07:46:40 PM
The hot bitch on the sidelines that interviewed Gus after half, (I missed it if they showed it) said Gus stated, "We know what they're going to run.  We're in control.  We just have to execute."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FICKITY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m all for execution.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 14, 2017, 07:47:07 PM
I have never done this, but I'm done with Auburn football until we fire Gus.
I'm with you.  Fuck this shit. Gus Malzahn can kiss my ass. I'm done.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2017, 08:03:01 PM
It's times like this that the x is lucky I can post some hilarious things to lift our spirits and get our minds off of having Gus as a coach.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 14, 2017, 08:09:43 PM
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Double Bubble Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 14, 2017, 08:11:12 PM
The hot bitch on the sidelines that interviewed Gus after half, (I missed it if they showed it) said Gus stated, "We know what they're going to run.  We're in control.  We just have to execute."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FICKITY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also said "we are up 9 points after not beating LSU in LSU since 1999. We are OK." I knew then.

I am married to an LSU girl, she didn't say shit, because she knew I was so pissed. I had on Auburn shorts, took them off and tried to punt them threw the roof. She told me I was being fucking stupid, but I said, we just got out coached by a fucking idiot...and she couldn't argue.

Fuck gus. I am done.

But, we will beat ARK and aTm and everyone else by 30 and then get skull fucked by UGA.

Then we will look like world beaters agains whoever we play after, adn then get beat by 45 against ALabama.

Fuck gus.

He fucking has ruined this shit for me. He is EXACTLY what I thought he was.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 14, 2017, 08:48:47 PM
And also said "we are up 9 points after not beating LSU in LSU since 1999. We are OK." I knew then.

I am married to an LSU girl, she didn't say shit, because she knew I was so pissed. I had on Auburn shorts, took them off and tried to punt them threw the roof. She told me I was being fucking stupid, but I said, we just got out coached by a fucking idiot...and she couldn't argue.

Fuck gus. I am done.

But, we will beat LSU and aTm and everyone else by 30 and then get skull fucked by UGA.

Then we will look like world beaters agains whoever we play after, adn then get beat by 45 against ALabama.

Fuck gus.

He fucking has ruined this shit for me. He is EXACTLY what I thought he was.
I was upset but didn't take my pants off.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 14, 2017, 08:50:11 PM
I was upset but didn't take my pants off.

You obviously aren't the fan I am
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 14, 2017, 08:52:24 PM
You obviously aren't the fan I am

I would have thrown my pants too, but I thought the wedding party would have frowned on that.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 14, 2017, 09:00:25 PM
I would have thrown my pants too, but I thought the wedding party would have frowned on that.

Fuck that.

It was Auburn shorts. And they deserved to be punted.

Fuck Gus.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: RottenBottom on October 14, 2017, 09:24:18 PM
I would have thrown my pants too, but I thought the wedding party would have frowned on that.
If they knew you posted here they wouldn’t have thought anything of it.
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Jumbo on October 14, 2017, 09:51:21 PM
So the gameplan was Wildcat, 50 yard bombs, a couple of screens...smh.
You forgot run up the middle
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Kaos on October 14, 2017, 10:55:03 PM
A touchdown on any of the field goal possessions. 
Going for it on fourth down and inches at midfield.
Not having just one effective player on offense and dickriding him until he wears out.
Letting Stidham take one or two carries just to keep LSU from stacking 19 in the box
Trying some intermediate passes.
Coaching the receivers. At all. 

Nothing but Mickey Mouse shit from this staff.

I’ve never minded losing games.  We lost our share under Tuberville and Dye. But we never got pantsed Like seems to happen regularly with these fuckers.

We can Gus and it’s possible we wander through the desert like Tennessee has for a decade.  But I cannot take this feast and famine horseshit we get from this shitty crew.

You honestly want to know when I knew this game was lost? 

First and goal from the LSU 10 with about 3:00 left, leading 20-7.  Asses pucker. Jet sweep to the short side.  Two yards.  Johnson plows into the line for a loss. Incomplete.  Field goal and a 23-7 lead. 

I turned to my LSU friend and congratulated her on the win.

Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 14, 2017, 11:41:37 PM
A touchdown on any of the field goal possessions. 
Going for it on fourth down and inches at midfield.
Not having just one effective player on offense and dickriding him until he wears out.
Letting Stidham take one or two carries just to keep LSU from stacking 19 in the box
Trying some intermediate passes.
Coaching the receivers. At all. 

Nothing but Mickey Mouse shit from this staff.

I’ve never minded losing games.  We lost our share under Tuberville and Dye. But we never got pantsed Like seems to happen regularly with these fuckers.

We can Gus and it’s possible we wander through the desert like Tennessee has for a decade.  But I cannot take this feast and famine horseshit we get from this shitty crew.

It's simple.  You let Chip call the plays, you get what we have the last 3 weeks.  When Gus goes water-head and takes it over, you get Clemson....up the middle...try and throw long.  You get LSU from the 2nd quarter on....up the middle....throw long. As soon as we went up 20-0, Malzahn said, "I got this".  Lindsey had zero impact on the game from that point forward.  None!  That was ALL Gus Malzahn and what he's become.  You let Lindsey call that game, we coast 52-14.  Stadium is empty midway through the 3rd.  We're top 6.  You let Lindsey call this whole season and we're #3 at worst.  This all on Gus.  Fuck him!!!
Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: Kaos on October 15, 2017, 12:12:21 AM
You know what?  FUCK this. 

I've never once been ashamed to wear my Auburn gear, any where or any time.  I'm one of those who routinely puts on an Auburn shirt on Sundays after a loss.  Every single year I was in high school I wore an Auburn shirt to school on the Monday after the Iron Bowl even though we never beat those bastards from seventh to 12th grade. 

Tonight I had to go to a backyard party after the game.  I didn't feel like going, really, but I was obligated to do so.  It was a casual deal and a lot of people I didn't know at all. 

Before I left and without even thinking, I took my Auburn shirt off and changed in to something else.  It was subconscious, but I did it. 

This is what Gus has lowered me to doing.  The act was subconscious, but as I examine it now I knew there would be Bama fans and LSU fans at this thing and I was so pissed off and frustrated I didn't want anybody to say shit to me. I didn't want to hear it.

Title: Re: AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.
Post by: The Six on October 15, 2017, 05:31:43 AM
It's simple.  You let Chip call the plays, you get what we have the last 3 weeks.  When Gus goes water-head and takes it over, you get Clemson....up the middle...try and throw long.  You get LSU from the 2nd quarter on....up the middle....throw long. As soon as we went up 20-0, Malzahn said, "I got this".  Lindsey had zero impact on the game from that point forward.  None!  That was ALL Gus Malzahn and what he's become.  You let Lindsey call that game, we coast 52-14.  Stadium is empty midway through the 3rd.  We're top 6.  You let Lindsey call this whole season and we're #3 at worst.  This all on Gus.  Fuck him!!!
S you're saying someone let Gus eat some crayons again?
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Post by: Ogre on October 15, 2017, 06:26:28 AM
This one hurt.  Bad.  I turned our game off when they went up 24-23 and I couldn't stomach watching another down of football - any football - yesterday.  Can't remember the last time that's happened.  Instead, I sat on the couch with my 2 youngest kids and watched Moana.  And actually enjoyed it. 

I'll tune in for Arkansas next week, but at this point I'm not going to be surprised if we come out and lay another turd in Fayetteville.  Arkansas is horrible, but I've lost any confidence I had in Gus. 

In summary,
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIqq3xc.jpg?fuck=therepostfilter)
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 15, 2017, 09:48:24 AM
I would say give Steele a shot but maybe it should be Chip.

Either way, axe Gus now. Have a working interview rest of season.

Axe JJ and return TV to the Western Auto.

Would like to have a band again instead of P Diddy all game.

Easy for me. I don't have a box, game day condo, season tix, etc. Easy for me to boycot like the NFL.
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Post by: wesfau2 on October 15, 2017, 10:52:56 AM
It's simple.  You let Chip call the plays, you get what we have the last 3 weeks.  When Gus goes water-head and takes it over, you get Clemson....up the middle...try and throw long.  You get LSU from the 2nd quarter on....up the middle....throw long. As soon as we went up 20-0, Malzahn said, "I got this".  Lindsey had zero impact on the game from that point forward.  None!  That was ALL Gus Malzahn and what he's become.  You let Lindsey call that game, we coast 52-14.  Stadium is empty midway through the 3rd.  We're top 6.  You let Lindsey call this whole season and we're #3 at worst.  This all on Gus.  Fuck him!!!

Other than a Faberge-sturdy ego, why in the blue fuck would Gus even bother getting involved? Things were going well.  Sit back and enjoy the ride, Gus.  Fucking idiocy.

Having been on the receiving end of such shenanigans as an OC at Arkansas, I would hope that Gus would know how counterproductive this approach is.  The ball was already rolling, but the rift between Gus and Hooty (based on this revolving playcaller bullshit) was really the catalyst that set fire to Nutt's tenure in Fayetteville.  Gus can't see that he's become Houston Goddamned Nutt.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 15, 2017, 12:18:56 PM
It's simple.  You let Chip call the plays, you get what we have the last 3 weeks.  When Gus goes water-head and takes it over, you get Clemson....up the middle...try and throw long.  You get LSU from the 2nd quarter on....up the middle....throw long. As soon as we went up 20-0, Malzahn said, "I got this".  Lindsey had zero impact on the game from that point forward.  None!  That was ALL Gus Malzahn and what he's become.  You let Lindsey call that game, we coast 52-14.  Stadium is empty midway through the 3rd.  We're top 6.  You let Lindsey call this whole season and we're #3 at worst.  This all on Gus.  Fuck him!!!
As someone who has suffered from hydrocephalus, I take exception to the waterhead commment, you insensitive bald headed bastard.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 15, 2017, 01:41:43 PM
As someone who has suffered from hydrocephalus, I take exception to the waterhead commment, you insensitive bald headed bastard.

Water Head


                                                   :haha:
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Post by: Kaos on October 19, 2017, 12:22:00 PM
This is a brutal review. 

http://gridironnow.com/auburn-coaches-distraught-following-loss-lsu/

Points out what any average high school coach should have known.  LSU sold out to stop the run by moving a safety up onto the line. 

What do you do in that situation?  It's simple.  You attack the area the safety just left.  Intermediate passes. Crossing routes. Play action. 

I'll take "Things Gus Did Not Do" for $4 million, Alex.
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Post by: jmar on October 19, 2017, 12:31:14 PM
This is a brutal review. 

http://gridironnow.com/auburn-coaches-distraught-following-loss-lsu/

Points out what any average high school coach should have known.  LSU sold out to stop the run by moving a safety up onto the line. 

What do you do in that situation?  It's simple.  You attack the area the safety just left.  Intermediate passes. Crossing routes. Play action. 

I'll take "Things Gus Did Not Do" for $4 million, Alex.
I say we send him out for remedial coaching 099 and just don't allow him back on campus.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 19, 2017, 01:17:22 PM
This is a brutal review. 

http://gridironnow.com/auburn-coaches-distraught-following-loss-lsu/

Points out what any average high school coach should have known.  LSU sold out to stop the run by moving a safety up onto the line. 

What do you do in that situation?  It's simple.  You attack the area the safety just left.  Intermediate passes. Crossing routes. Play action. 

I'll take "Things Gus Did Not Do" for $4 million, Alex.
Good article but all it did was piss me off more. I'm thinking, why in the hell didn't I go into coaching?

If this idiot can keep a gig this long, pretty sure I could. 17 straight runs on 1st down.

Past time to move on.
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Post by: GH2001 on October 19, 2017, 01:28:21 PM
This is a brutal review. 

http://gridironnow.com/auburn-coaches-distraught-following-loss-lsu/

Points out what any average high school coach should have known.  LSU sold out to stop the run by moving a safety up onto the line. 

What do you do in that situation?  It's simple.  You attack the area the safety just left.  Intermediate passes. Crossing routes. Play action. 

I'll take "Things Gus Did Not Do" for $4 million, Alex.

The part about the coaches and their mood - to me was more troubling.
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 19, 2017, 01:39:48 PM
The part about the coaches and their mood - to me was more troubling.

and this one:

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“One of the Auburn assistants told me, ‘this game is likely going to cost us our job, we totally collapsed,’” Landry said.
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Post by: ssgaufan on October 19, 2017, 02:31:30 PM
A touchdown on any of the field goal possessions. 
Going for it on fourth down and inches at midfield.
Not having just one effective player on offense and richardriding him until he wears out.
Letting Stidham take one or two carries just to keep LSU from stacking 19 in the box
Trying some intermediate passes.
Coaching the receivers. At all. 

Nothing but Mickey Mouse shoot from this staff.

I’ve never minded losing games.  We lost our share under Tuberville and Dye. But we never got pantsed Like seems to happen regularly with these fudgeers.

We can Gus and it’s possible we wander through the desert like Tennessee has for a decade.  But I cannot take this feast and famine horseshoot we get from this shootty crew.

You honestly want to know when I knew this game was lost? 

First and goal from the LSU 10 with about 3:00 left, leading 20-7.  Asses pucker. Jet sweep to the short side.  Two yards.  Johnson plows into the line for a loss. Incomplete.  Field goal and a 23-7 lead. 

I turned to my LSU friend and congratulated her on the win.

When it was third and goal I made a bet that if we kicked a field goal on this possession we would lose.  I can't believe I found a sucker to take that bet.

Once it was over, and he was handing my my money, he asked how I knew that would happen.  My answer, I've seen this from Ol Gus more than once.
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Post by: Godfather on October 19, 2017, 04:26:02 PM
I have coached 6 year old flag football, and I could have called a better second half game plan than that. 

I don't get it, I mean I do it's Gus being so stubborn that he thinks his way will continue to work, but how can you be that fucking blind?  It just amazes me.

I mean even a H.S. coach should be able to see and make those changes.
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Post by: bgreene on October 19, 2017, 04:31:47 PM
I have coached 6 year old flag football, and I could have called a better second half game plan than that. 

I don't get it, I mean I do it's Gus being so stubborn that he thinks his way will continue to work, but how can you be that fucking blind?  It just amazes me.

I mean even a H.S. Junior High coach should be able to see and make those changes.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2017, 05:07:31 PM
I have coached 6 year old flag football, and I could have called a better second half game plan than that. 

I don't get it, I mean I do it's Gus being so stubborn that he thinks his way will continue to work, but how can you be that fucking blind?  It just amazes me.

I mean even a H.S. coach should be able to see and make those changes.

I think he needs to be let go based on the simple fact that he's bi-polar, at least as far as his coaching is concerned.  He's either bi-polar or the stress and his paranoia have gotten the best of him. 

Who was calling plays by the end of the 2015 season?  Remember how he said Lashlee was but it was clear by season's end that Gus had taken most, if not all of it back over.

Then, he infamously said he was taking total charge of the offense again in 2016.  He was going to do what he does best.  3 games, 8 QB's and a few twirleybirds later, he says, "Nope, I'ma let Rhett handle it from here.  I can't do it anymore".  Pretty sure he had his hands all over it again over in Athens and Tuscaloosa.

2017?  This is Chip's offense.  He's running it.  He's calling the plays.  It's his baby.  Every AU fan and their dogs know he took it back over for the Clemson game.  And I have zero doubt in my mind that as soon as we went up 20 zip, he told Lindsey "I got this from here." BTW, you don't need a play card to call a run up the middle 3 out of every 4 plays.



   

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Post by: ssgaufan on October 19, 2017, 05:10:06 PM
I think he needs to be let go based on the simple fact that he's bi-polar, at least as far as his coaching is concerned.  He's either bi-polar or the stress and his paranoia have gotten the best of him. 

Who was calling plays by the end of the 2015 season?  Remember how he said Lashlee was but it was clear by season's end that Gus had taken most, if not all of it back over.

Then, he infamously said he was taking total charge of the offense again in 2016.  He was going to do what he does best.  3 games, 8 QB's and a few twirleybirds later, he says, "Nope, I'ma let Rhett handle it from here.  I can't do it anymore".  Pretty sure he had his hands all over it again over in Athens and Tuscaloosa.

2017?  This is Chip's offense.  He's running it.  He's calling the plays.  It's his baby.  Every AU fan and their dogs know he took it back over for the Clemson game.  And I have zero doubt in my mind that as soon as we went up 20 zip, he told Lindsey "I got this from here." BTW, you don't need a play card to call a run up the middle 3 out of every 4 plays.



 

Yeah but that play card comes in handy on those slow developing play action deep routes on third downs.

Sheesh, you act like you know the game of football or something.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
Yeah but that play card comes in handy on those slow developing play action deep routes on third downs.

Sheesh, you act like you know the game of football or something.

Oh please.  You obviously don't understand the art of communication between the sidelines and the press box.  It goes like this.

"Well shit, I was sure they'd never see those 2 runs up the middle coming.  Call one of those slow developing play action deep routes."

Again?

"Just do it"
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 20, 2017, 10:35:47 AM
BTW, you don't need a play card to call a run up the middle 3 out of every 4 plays.
Behind the scenes look at the cards used in the second half in Red Stick.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 20, 2017, 11:18:37 AM
Hussel.  Ur doin' it rite.
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 20, 2017, 11:19:44 AM
Hussel.  Ur doin' it rite.

Yeah, but shouldn't the plane be crashing?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on October 20, 2017, 11:21:42 AM
Yeah, but shouldn't the plane be crashing?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 20, 2017, 11:23:47 AM
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Blake Chortles
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Post by: AUJarhead on October 20, 2017, 11:30:48 AM
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These sound like the names of the New Friends.