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Title: Screw LSU
Post by: The Six on October 10, 2017, 01:17:07 PM
Someone slip some meth in Gus's bubble gum so he'll loosen up, beat the living shit out of the low tide tigers, whip his dick out, and whirly bird that motherfucker in front of Cookie Monster's Block Head Face!

FUCK THE LSU! MAKE THEM THE HUMBLE!
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Token on October 10, 2017, 01:19:14 PM
Are you high?
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: bgreene on October 10, 2017, 01:22:49 PM
Are you high?

Are you a cop? You know if you're a cop and I ask you, you got to tell me.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 10, 2017, 01:28:00 PM
Are you a cop? You know if you're a cop and I ask you, you got to tell me.
Double Baco cheeseburger, It's for a cop.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Token on October 10, 2017, 01:32:00 PM
Are you a cop? You know if you're a cop and I ask you, you got to tell me.

Maybe.  Maybe not.  Maybe fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: The Six on October 10, 2017, 01:36:23 PM
Are you high?

No. DDF over here.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2017, 02:23:32 PM
Double Baco cheeseburger, It's for a cop.

Why do you keep saying it's for a cop? Are you gonna spit in it now?
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2017, 02:25:30 PM
Are you high?
Wait the Six is an OL coach for the Dolphins?


BTW we are 6 point favorites against the Feaux Tigers which in Vegas terms is 9 (cause home is usually worth 3)

Discuss...
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Token on October 10, 2017, 02:32:59 PM
Auburn 24 +/- 9
LSU 6
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2017, 02:36:29 PM
Auburn 24 +/- 9
LSU 6

I'd be ok with that score
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2017, 02:36:57 PM
I'd like to see 31-10
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 10, 2017, 03:10:16 PM
I'll go with 23- 10 Tigers.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Kaos on October 10, 2017, 03:10:47 PM
Speaking of high? They are. 

The Orgeron Wagon is completely full and they're slinging beads, moonpies and bags of peanuts out the windows.   Eddy O, Matty C and Dave ArAAAAAAAANda got it all figgered out.  Why hell, we even got one of their rejects coaching our defense, what we gonna do against them? 

I been around this series for several years now and I've never seen that bunch this completely confident.  That loss to Troy didn't mean nothing.   Losing to State was just a thing. It's all good now, cause they done chewed up some Gatah!! 

They've literally gone from "take it easy on us, please" to "come at me, motherfucker" in a matter of hours.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Token on October 10, 2017, 03:16:03 PM
I'll go with 23- 10 Tigers.

I'd like to see 31-10

Have y'all seen their offense?  Any score that isn't a multiple of 3 for LSU isn't realistic. 
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: CCTAU on October 10, 2017, 03:19:58 PM
Have y'all seen their offense?  Any score that isn't a multiple of 3 for LSU isn't realistic.

The backup QB will be starting!
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 10, 2017, 03:21:18 PM
Have y'all seen their offense?  Any score that isn't a multiple of 3 for LSU isn't realistic.
I'm banking on our 2's playing a lot in 4th and fact that our pass d wasn't stellar a few times. But you're right about their O. If they put up more than 2 scores on starters, I'll be surprised and disappointed.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: AUJarhead on October 10, 2017, 03:25:30 PM
Why do you keep saying it's for a cop? Are you gonna spit in it now?

No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 10, 2017, 04:05:19 PM
I'd like to see 31-10


I would like to see a pass go forward and across the line of scrimmage in Baton Rouge.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: GH2001 on October 10, 2017, 04:07:14 PM
Speaking of high? They are. 

The Orgeron Wagon is completely full and they're slinging beads, moonpies and bags of peanuts out the windows.   Eddy O, Matty C and Dave ArAAAAAAAANda got it all figgered out.  Why hell, we even got one of their rejects coaching our defense, what we gonna do against them? 

I been around this series for several years now and I've never seen that bunch this completely confident.  That loss to Troy didn't mean nothing.   Losing to State was just a thing. It's all good now, cause they done chewed up some Gatah!! 

They've literally gone from "take it easy on us, please" to "come at me, motherfucker" in a matter of hours.

Florida - especially without Del rio is as much of a dumpster fire as Tenn and Ark. Beating that team by one point should actually be demoralizing for the victor not the other way around.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: RottenBottom on October 10, 2017, 04:53:09 PM
Speaking of high? They are. 

The Orgeron Wagon is completely full and they're slinging beads, moonpies and bags of peanuts out the windows.   Eddy O, Matty C and Dave ArAAAAAAAANda got it all figgered out.  Why hell, we even got one of their rejects coaching our defense, what we gonna do against them? 

I been around this series for several years now and I've never seen that bunch this completely confident.  That loss to Troy didn't mean nothing.   Losing to State was just a thing. It's all good now, cause they done chewed up some Gatah!! 

They've literally gone from "take it easy on us, please" to "come at me, motherfucker" in a matter of hours.
They fell for ol Gus’s number 1 trick...

Go beat a bad team and get the sunshine pumpers back on board.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Kaos on October 10, 2017, 04:54:17 PM
Florida - especially without Del rio is as much of a dumpster fire as Tenn and Ark. Beating that team by one point should actually be demoralizing for the victor not the other way around.

They don't see it that way at all.  They beat a good team on the road, corner turned. 

Our OL is a weakness and they can destroy our running game with Key and some guy who's coming back from suspension. 

Our secondary is hot garbage and Etling will be able to hit deep routes all day long.  The deception Canada has in store will negate our DL.  Guice is himself again and will run over the LBs. 

They are expecting to put up 30-40 points and hold us under 20. 

Nobody wins in Tiger Stadium, least of all Auburn. 

That is where they are. 
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Godfather on October 10, 2017, 04:58:26 PM
They don't see it that way at all.  They beat a good team on the road, corner turned. 

Our OL is a weakness and they can destroy our running game with Key and some guy who's coming back from suspension. 

Our secondary is hot garbage and Etling will be able to hit deep routes all day long.  The deception Canada has in store will negate our DL.  Guice is himself again and will run over the LBs. 

They are expecting to put up 30-40 points and hold us under 20. 

Nobody wins in Tiger Stadium, least of all Auburn. 

That is where they are.
Clearly, the only LSU people you know are on drugs.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 10, 2017, 05:12:15 PM
It was not that long ago that, oddly enough, we were more likely to beat them away than home. Some of the older homos here probably remember.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: bgreene on October 10, 2017, 05:17:12 PM
The backup QB will be starting!

Does that mean he's still the backup, or is he the starter?
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: CCTAU on October 11, 2017, 12:21:03 AM
Does that mean he's still the backup, or is he the starter?


Doesn't matter. We always lose to the backup!
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 11, 2017, 01:08:53 AM

Doesn't matter. We always lose to the backup!
I can backup this backup claim.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: bgreene on October 11, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
I can backup this backup claim.

So, if the backup that is starting goes down, and the starter that is the backup comes in the game, does that mean we have a better shot because he's the starter that is backing up, or are we in trouble because both are backups?
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 11, 2017, 08:06:41 AM

Doesn't matter. We always lose to the backup!
This is the point. So, the back up is starting. He's not the back up. Right? We can win! And right away.

But, we may not. In that case, we will lose.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 11, 2017, 08:26:56 AM
This is the point. So, the back up is starting. He's not the back up. Right? We can win! And right away.

But, we may not. In that case, we will lose.
Bottom line-it's hopeless.
That said...we can lose right away.
Unless you're one of those glass half empty nuts.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: GH2001 on October 11, 2017, 10:16:01 AM
Clearly, the only LSU people you know are on drugs.

If Arden Key blows up an OL Saturday, it will be the first time he's done so all year.

K - remind them how badly they got their shit pushed in by mediocre Msu. And lowly Troy. The team they just beat by one point loses to Tenn - if Tenn knew how to play prevent on a Hail Mary.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Kaos on October 11, 2017, 10:55:05 AM
If Arden Key blows up an OL Saturday, it will be the first time he's done so all year.

K - remind them how badly they got their shit pushed in by mediocre Msu. And lowly Troy. The team they just beat by one point loses to Tenn - if Tenn knew how to play prevent on a Hail Mary.

I know.  I’m not saying shit though. 

This game spooks me.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2017, 11:01:59 AM
I know.  I’m not saying shit though. 

This game spooks me.
I don't believe in ghost stories
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: The Six on October 11, 2017, 01:09:38 PM
I don't believe in ghost stories

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/ef4c719d09aa9c53e32b29d22eb56f25/tumblr_mvi6z4ziLd1rf0b9bo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Kaos on October 11, 2017, 05:43:33 PM
Something to consider that I haven’t.

They make a big deal about us not winning there since 1999. But I looked. All but two of the teams were top 10 when we went there. One was 13. The only time we played an unranked team was 01 and that was the one delayed until after we played Alabama by 9-11. Weird game, that one. Carnell went down early with a broken collarbone, bama played Zow instead of Watts. One of the few times I ever saw us quit.

The only really good team we’ve taken to BR since 99 was the 2013 team and Gus was still fiddle fucking around trying to see what we had.  One finished 9-4. Every other team that went to BR was 8-5 at best. 
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: wesfau2 on October 11, 2017, 05:50:43 PM
Something to consider that I haven’t.

They make a big deal about us not winning there since 1999. But I looked. All but two of the teams were top 10 when we went there. One was 13. The only time we played an unranked team was 01 and that was the one delayed until after we played Alabama by 9-11. Weird game, that one. Carnell went down early with a broken collarbone, bama played Zow instead of Watts. One of the few times I ever saw us quit.

The only really good team we’ve taken to BR since 99 was the 2013 team and Gus was still fiddle fucking around trying to see what we had.  One finished 9-4. Every other team that went to BR was 8-5 at best.

Red Stick only beats us when we're down.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: BuffaloBill on October 12, 2017, 10:02:15 AM
Red Stick only beats us when we're down.

I would argue that our team in 05' (finished 9-3) that we took to Red Stick was really good  Had it not been for a stupid 'lets pass the ball all game with a new QB while we have Kenny Irons' game plan against Georgia Tech, and the memorable John Vaughn 5 missed FG's against LSwho, that team goes to ATL undefeated for the second season in a row.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 12, 2017, 04:11:15 PM
I would argue that our team in 05' (finished 9-3) that we took to Red Stick was really good  Had it not been for a stupid 'lets pass the ball all game with a new QB while we have Kenny Irons' game plan against Georgia Tech, and the memorable John Vaughn 5 missed FG's against LSwho, that team goes to ATL undefeated for the second season in a row.
I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 12, 2017, 05:03:22 PM
I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
Crank up your vcr and binge watch some of those doozies. Then report your findings.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 12, 2017, 06:44:30 PM
Crank up your vcr and binge watch some of those doozies. Then report your findings.
You, of all people on here, should know I don't finagle with any newfangled audio and visual equipment. If I want to watch any game film, I will borrow some of your 8 mm cans and pop it on the reel.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 12, 2017, 06:54:12 PM
You, of all people on here, should know I don't finagle with any newfangled audio and visual equipment. If I want to watch any game film, I will borrow some of your 8 mm cans and pop it on the reel.

Down in front.  Down in front.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2017, 07:03:48 PM
Down in front.  Down in front.
"I didn't pay $90 for this dadgummed ticket to stand for 3 hours! Sit your ass down before I knock it down!"

I actually had a 75 year old bastard say this to me  at a game 2 years ago. I told him that the cut off age for me whipping somebody's ass was 62.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 12, 2017, 07:06:55 PM
"I didn't pay $90 for this dadgummed ticket to stand for 3 hours! Sit your ass down before I knock it down!"

I actually had a 75 year old bastard say this to me  at a game 2 years ago. I told him that the cut off age for me whipping somebody's ass was 62.
I actually used to talk lots more shit than I do now, back when it wasn't as evident that 75+ year olds would whip my ass.

I refuse to give up my shit talking.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
I actually used to talk lots more shit than I do now, back when it wasn't as evident that 75+ year olds would whip my ass.

I refuse to give up my shit talking.
A couple of more brown liquor drinks might have gotten me thrown out of JHS that night.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: The Prowler on October 12, 2017, 10:10:53 PM
I don't think they realize Left Guard Mike Horton is back, moving Golson back to Left Tackle and Prince Tega to blocking TE.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 13, 2017, 04:48:19 AM
I don't think they realize Left Guard Mike Horton is back, moving Golson back to Left Tackle and Prince Tega to blocking TE.
Don't you be giving away any of our trade secrets young fella. We might want to break out the new and improved Twirly Bird and catch 'em off guard. Or not.



Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 13, 2017, 07:11:15 AM
I would argue that our team in 05' (finished 9-3) that we took to Red Stick was really good  Had it not been for a stupid 'lets pass the ball all game with a new QB while we have Kenny Irons' game plan against Georgia Tech, and the memorable John Vaughn 5 missed FG's against LSwho, that team goes to ATL undefeated for the second season in a row.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37U6B3MDnr4

Quite a run.
Went back and watched the highlights of past games, many controversial calls and of course by the comments all of them went against LSU. This rivalry should be so much more.

I say we feature Glenn Dorsey riding a stationary bike on the Jacobstron for the entire game Saturday.
That should rekindle some loving memories.       
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: CCTAU on October 13, 2017, 10:09:08 AM
K. Irons was one of my favorite runners at AU. He ran so hard each play that you thought he would just explode into pieces on contact. I was looking forward to seeing him in the now defunct nfl.

I think, like Tre, he just used it all up in college!
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 13, 2017, 10:35:35 AM
K. Irons was one of my favorite runners at AU. He ran so hard each play that you thought he would just explode into pieces on contact. I was looking forward to seeing him in the now defunct nfl.

I think, like Tre, he just used it all up in college!
He was exciting, ran sort of upright, lean but had that burst as you say.
His brother David had one of his better performances on defense that very same day.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 13, 2017, 10:45:14 AM
K. Irons was one of my favorite runners at AU. He ran so hard each play that you thought he would just explode into pieces on contact. I was looking forward to seeing him in the now defunct nfl.

I think, like Tre, he just used it all up in college!
He ran like WT posts.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: Kaos on October 13, 2017, 10:48:47 AM

I say we feature Glenn Dorsey riding a stationary bike on the Jacobstron for the entire game Saturday.
     

That would be cool.  The people mowing the grass and tending to the sprinklers could see it. 
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 13, 2017, 11:17:13 AM
That would be cool.  The people mowing the grass and tending to the sprinklers could see it.
Point taken.
Title: Re: Screw LSU
Post by: jmar on October 13, 2017, 07:49:31 PM
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