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Title: Prediction thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 22, 2017, 07:17:10 PM
Since some jackass lawyer can't be counted on to do anything right, here it goes.

Auburn 38 Mizzou 10

Georgia (fuck them) 24 MSU 21

bammer 27 Vandy 10

Huntingdon College 48 Ferrum 31

aTm 42 Arky 21

Kentucky 20 Florida 17
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 22, 2017, 08:23:20 PM
I have immense respect for your prognostications, sir. But, the plainsmen will be lucky to total 38 points in the next three games.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: RottenBottom on September 22, 2017, 08:36:32 PM
I have immense respect for your prognostications, sir. But, the plainsmen will be lucky to total 38 points in the next three games.
If Auburn looks good tomorrow and MSU struggles, then the Auburn MSU game will decide Gus's career. This Bodes well for the Plainsmen in that respect knowing Gus has to win that to keep his job. Auburn is still alive in the West even though we've looked shitty this season.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 22, 2017, 08:57:18 PM
I have immense respect for your prognostications, sir. But, the plainsmen will be lucky to total 38 points in the next three games.
I have it on good authority that the handcuffs are going to be taken off tomorrow. We may even see a whirlybird or 3.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 22, 2017, 09:02:57 PM
If Auburn looks good tomorrow and MSU struggles, then the Auburn MSU game will decide Gus's career. This Bodes well for the Plainsmen in that respect knowing Gus has to win that to keep his job. Auburn is still alive in the West even though we've looked shitty this season.
I'm not ready to buy into the MSU hype just yet. LSU looks way worse than we do on offense and their defense is very suspect. If they follow up last weekend with a great showing in Athens tomorrow, I'll be onboard.

Regardless,  I think they would beat us by 10 if we were playing them tomorrow.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2017, 10:03:56 PM
I agree with you PCT.  Wes has been slacking lately.

I too said 38-10 over the Antifa Tigers. 

I also think Georgia (fuck them) wins at home but it will be a flamdoozie of a buffuckler.  30-28

Highest Paid Team In FCS 24  We Want Bama 3

Hawks 35  Wait...who the hell is Ferrum? 31  (I have no idea why I picked this game)

Fatal Bonfires 28  What The Hell Is She Doing With That Fat Tub Of Goo 27

Did you know that in 1986, the series record between Kentucky and Florida was 20-17 in favor of the Gators after a 10-3 UK win?  Well, did you?  Speak up, bitch.  Did you know that?  You did?  Everybody knows that?  Well did you know there really is an oldest trick in the book?

And did you also know that the series record now in 2017 is 50-17?  UK fans have already  announced they are going to rush the field after this win.  Let me ask you something Kentucky fan.  How did that work out for you the last time you tried it?

https://youtu.be/7iogaDJ0Y3E

Go Gaytah 17

You're Still Kentucky 14
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: jmar on September 22, 2017, 10:04:32 PM
Beating most any LSU team that convincingly is impressive. MSU is tough.
Now imagine winning all three in a row- LSU, Georgia in Athens and then Auburn at JHS.
You might hate Mullen but the guy is a damn good coach.
I hope they have a very physical game tomorrow to soften them up for us because we need all the help we can get.

And as far as MSU being Gus' Waterloo...I rather doubt it.
Just don't have confidence that these millionaires as a group care as much about winning as they did in the past.

Auburn 30-13  Maybe goofy-ass will figure out a way to rest our backfield.  :facepalm:

State 31-21  It's been said that the UGA O-line is its weakspot. We'll see.  :popcorn:
 
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2017, 10:51:34 PM
Just saw on the ESPN crawler that Auburn is 1-6 as a road ranked team under Gustav.


With that in mind...

Wheels Haiku    20
Columns with no building  13


And for the rest...who cares
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Kaos on September 22, 2017, 11:20:19 PM
I don't make perdictions.  Unless somebody pays me, that is.  But allow me to clear up some misperceptions. 

1) There is no reality in which LSU's offense looks worse than ours.  I've watched the Bayous.  They could be more efficient, but they have never looked as utterly clueless and lost as we have.  We played against exponentially shittier competition, too.

2) Damn Merlins is not "a good coach."  He is a filthy motherfucker.  How is it possible any of you have forgotten or forgiven the fact that he tried to destroy our program?  Mississippi State is paying players.  They were then, they are now.  And that greasy piece of shit rats out OTHER programs.  I know things about the inner workings of their program, his complete and total pettiness, the pussy level of his bitchiness.  He and his whore wife are a stain on the face of humanity.  Fuck him.  He gets no credit.  Ever. Fuck. Him.

3) On that other board where I found that old ass bama poser who lasted four hours here, I saw a discussion about Jimmy Rane and people saying they refused to believe that he had ever been on the sidelines during the Tuberville era.  Our people have no memories.  I clearly remember Rane's big ass waddling up to Tuberville and gnawing on his ear at Arkansas one year.  Vividly.  We can't forget that kind of shit. 

4) I've got a bad feeling about Saturday.  I'm buying Vandy a little bit. I don't think the Crimpson Turds will romp all over them. 

5) I posted that stat where AU is 1-6 as a ranked team on the road earlier in the week.  That's part of the reason I'm not buying us.  No prediction, but I've just got a bad feeling. 

6) Georgia.... who gives a fuck.  I think they're soft. 
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: jmar on September 23, 2017, 01:29:03 AM
I don't make perdictions.  Unless somebody pays me, that is.  But allow me to clear up some misperceptions. 

2) Damn Merlins is not "a good coach."  He is a filthy motherfucker.  How is it possible any of you have forgotten or forgiven the fact that he tried to destroy our program?  Mississippi State is paying players.  They were then, they are now.  And that greasy piece of shit rats out OTHER programs.  I know things about the inner workings of their program, his complete and total pettiness, the pussy level of his bitchiness.  He and his whore wife are a stain on the face of humanity.  Fuck him.  He gets no credit.  Ever. Fuck. Him.
:devil: :devil: :devil:
BTW, it's probably a safe bet that one of the Mullen's like tomatoes.

Newton and Prescott aside, it's hard to imagine paying for three star talent but it's been done before.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Kaos on September 23, 2017, 08:19:55 AM
:devil: :devil: :devil:
BTW, it's probably a safe bet that one of the Mullen's like tomatoes.

Newton and Prescott aside, it's hard to imagine paying for three star talent but it's been done before.

I know for a fact that Mississippi State pays players and has done so as far back as Jackie.  I know for a fact what the recruiters for State are asked to do.  I know for an absolute fact that Damn Merlins collects information on other programs and doles that information out to the press and the NCAA.  I know that he and his trash wife were the ones driving the smear campaign against Cam and his family.   

Fuck that guy. 

We can't forgive that.  We can't forget that. 
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: jmar on September 23, 2017, 11:24:35 AM
I know for a fact that Mississippi State pays players and has done so as far back as Jackie.  I know for a fact what the recruiters for State are asked to do.  I know for an absolute fact that Damn Merlins collects information on other programs and doles that information out to the press and the NCAA.  I know that he and his trash wife were the ones driving the smear campaign against Cam and his family.   

Fuck that guy. 

We can't forgive that.  We can't forget that.
No we don't forgive or forget. He got butt hurt over Cam and wanted to punish us.
Even so, the guy can coach, his players love him and we never hear of him going fucking brain dead in game management unlike the majority of SEC head coaches.
That much and getting the most from his players is admirable, even if he is a whiney assed rat bastard.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Kaos on September 23, 2017, 11:39:45 AM
No we don't forgive or forget. He got butt hurt over Cam and wanted to punish us.
Even so, the guy can coach, his players love him and we never hear of him going fucking brain dead in game management unlike the majority of SEC head coaches.
That much and getting the most from his players is admirable, even if he is a whiney assed rat bastard.

If he was on fire I'd piss gasoline. 

Part of being a good coach is being a decent person.  He's not.  Fuck him. 

He's cheating at Mississippi State.  Nothing admirable about that.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 23, 2017, 11:49:17 AM
No we don't forgive or forget. He got butt hurt over Cam and wanted to punish us.
Even so, the guy can coach, his players love him and we never hear of him going fucking brain dead in game management unlike the majority of SEC head coaches.
That much and getting the most from his players is admirable, even if he is a whiney assed rat bastard.


Are you talking about Petrino?
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: jmar on September 23, 2017, 11:50:55 AM
If he was on fire I'd piss gasoline. 

Part of being a good coach is being a decent person.  He's not.  Fuck him. 

He's cheating at Mississippi State.  Nothing admirable about that.
Yes he is cheating and we know that to be the case by varying degrees at every conference school in the SEC.
Cash, vehicles, favors, grades. It's all cheating.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: jmar on September 23, 2017, 11:58:55 AM

Are you talking about Petrino?
Not anymore.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 23, 2017, 12:25:13 PM
I have immense respect for your prognostications, sir. But, the plainsmen will be lucky to total 38 points in the next three games.

I concur. As anemic as this offense looks, we'll be luck to see 6 or 7 wins this year.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 23, 2017, 06:48:55 PM
WE ARE GONNA WIN THEM ALL!
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: GH2001 on September 23, 2017, 08:41:36 PM
I don't make perdictions.  Unless somebody pays me, that is.  But allow me to clear up some misperceptions. 

1) There is no reality in which LSU's offense looks worse than ours.  I've watched the Bayous.  They could be more efficient, but they have never looked as utterly clueless and lost as we have.  We played against exponentially shittier competition, too.

2) Damn Merlins is not "a good coach."  He is a filthy motherfucker.  How is it possible any of you have forgotten or forgiven the fact that he tried to destroy our program?  Mississippi State is paying players.  They were then, they are now.  And that greasy piece of shit rats out OTHER programs.  I know things about the inner workings of their program, his complete and total pettiness, the pussy level of his bitchiness.  He and his whore wife are a stain on the face of humanity.  Fuck him.  He gets no credit.  Ever. Fuck. Him.

3) On that other board where I found that old ass bama poser who lasted four hours here, I saw a discussion about Jimmy Rane and people saying they refused to believe that he had ever been on the sidelines during the Tuberville era.  Our people have no memories.  I clearly remember Rane's big ass waddling up to Tuberville and gnawing on his ear at Arkansas one year.  Vividly.  We can't forget that kind of shit. 

4) I've got a bad feeling about Saturday.  I'm buying Vandy a little bit. I don't think the Crimpson Turds will romp all over them. 

5) I posted that stat where AU is 1-6 as a ranked team on the road earlier in the week.  That's part of the reason I'm not buying us.  No prediction, but I've just got a bad feeling. 

6) Georgia.... who gives a fuck.  I think they're soft.

1 - is coming untrue right now

2 - was obviously better than coach O

3 - rane has never wielded the kind of control that people think. Nothing like lowder of old or mcwhorter now. He is a big booster but nothing to the level of those two. Rane and where he's from are two things I do know well - some family connections there in Henry county.

4 - let you bad feeling go away now. We ain't losing tonight. Mizzou is bad. Even more than I thought. And vandy? Over valued. Just like msu.

5 - see 4

6 - they may be but they look as good anyone else not Named bama in this conference.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 23, 2017, 09:08:06 PM
I predict we should've hired Kirby.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Kaos on September 23, 2017, 09:53:46 PM
I know nothing about the game. 

That is all.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 23, 2017, 10:00:15 PM
I know nothing about the game. 

That is all.
Gus will not allow you back on the bus.
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Vladimir on September 23, 2017, 11:21:21 PM
I have it on good authority that the handcuffs are going to be taken off tomorrow. We may even see a whirlybird or 3.
You make good prediction. But no whirley twirley.

Are you now drive Gus bus?
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Kaos on September 24, 2017, 12:25:10 AM
Gus will not allow you back on the bus.

Oh, I don't want back on the bus.  I'm off it.

These are the things I was wrong about today:

a) I thought Vandy would give those cheating fucks a game.
b) I thought Oklahoma State would cut TCU
c) I thought LSU was better than they are.  They could improve, but that's a very average football team right now
d) I thought Georgia was soft and MSU would give them a fight
e) I thought South Carolina had gotten better
f) I thought Kentucky would beat Florida and it made me sick to watch that butter-toothed shark humper win tonight
g) I didn't expect us to run up 50 something points tonight, but Missouri is bad, bad, bad. 
h) I didn't realize how bad Tennessee is.  I know they had a hard time getting motivated for the worst team in D1, but still... damn.


I don't understand this game.  I'm so sick of Alabama it really drains a lot of the fun out of the entire thing.  I wish some alien ship would show up and vaporize their stadium and erase any memory of their existence from our collective memories. 
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 24, 2017, 09:55:08 AM
Oh, I don't want back on the bus.  I'm off it.

These are the things I was wrong about today:

a) I thought Vandy would give those cheating fucks a game.
b) I thought Oklahoma State would cut TCU
c) I thought LSU was better than they are.  They could improve, but that's a very average football team right now
d) I thought Georgia was soft and MSU would give them a fight
e) I thought South Carolina had gotten better
f) I thought Kentucky would beat Florida and it made me sick to watch that butter-toothed shark humper win tonight
g) I didn't expect us to run up 50 something points tonight, but Missouri is bad, bad, bad. 
h) I didn't realize how bad Tennessee is.  I know they had a hard time getting motivated for the worst team in D1, but still... damn.


I don't understand this game.  I'm so sick of Alabama it really drains a lot of the fun out of the entire thing.  I wish some alien ship would show up and vaporize their stadium and erase any memory of their existence from our collective memories.
ok, who has hacked k's account?
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 24, 2017, 10:39:37 AM
I don't understand this game.  I'm so sick of Alabama it really drains a lot of the fun out of the entire thing.  I wish some alien ship would show up and vaporize their stadium and erase any memory of their existence from our collective memories.

I know we have a few months left, but I want to go ahead and nominate this for post of the year
Title: Re: Prediction thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 24, 2017, 01:14:00 PM
I know we have a few months left, but I want to go ahead and nominate this for post of the year
It's a great post but not kaos.

Can't you tell? You think he'd admit to being wrong about something ? Even once?