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Title: Phone sex ---yes or no?
Post by: JohnDeere on September 17, 2008, 02:29:58 PM

http://www.motherjones.com/photos/phone-sex/ (http://www.motherjones.com/photos/phone-sex/)

(http://www.motherjones.com/photos/phonesex_lg_24.jpg)

I'm 60 years old, I have a BA in cultural anthropology from Columbia University, and I've been married for 25 years.

I make twice the money I made in the corporate world.

I work from home; the money transfers into my bank account daily.

I'm Scheherazade: If I don't tell stories that fascinate the pasha, he will kill me in the morning.


(http://www.motherjones.com/photos/phonesex_lg_23.jpg)
Just last night I received possibly the most disturbing phone sex call I’d had in a long time.

A caller shot himself with me on the phone.

Things like this always scare me.

My current track record stands at one confession of incestuous sexual abuse, and two other suicides.

Title: Re: Phone sex ---yes or no?
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 17, 2008, 02:45:53 PM

I've hit worse - Or better, depending on your current preferences.

Older women are the best in bed. Just turn the lights out.

Title: Re: Phone sex ---yes or no?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2008, 06:31:31 PM

They're faptastic, especially the top one. Nothing like old age sag, leathery skin, and a raspy Marlboro cough to get me going. Bang the shit out of her, then pull the oxygen tube out of her nose to help you catch your breath. Leave her gasping for air, either because of the sex or the emphysema. That's how I roll.

Title: Re: Phone sex ---yes or no?
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 17, 2008, 07:29:03 PM

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2008, 06:31:31 PM

They're faptastic, especially the top one. Nothing like old age sag, leathery skin, and a raspy Marlboro cough to get me going. Bang the shit out of her, then pull the oxygen tube out of her nose to help you catch your breath. Leave her gasping for air, either because of the sex or the emphysema. That's how I roll.

I love the fact that in her glamor shot, she is scratching her ass.

Title: Re: Phone sex ---yes or no?
Post by: GarMan on September 18, 2008, 03:42:20 AM

Quote from: Lurking Tiger on September 17, 2008, 07:29:03 PM

I love the fact that in her glamor shot, she is scratching her ass.

Oh yeah...  That's hot! 

Title: Re: Phone sex ---yes or no?
Post by: Come Honor Face on September 18, 2008, 09:10:16 AM

ugh.. I just ate a bologna biscuit

Title: Re: Phone sex ---yes or no?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 18, 2008, 09:21:51 PM

Quote from: JohnDeere on September 17, 2008, 02:29:58 PM

(http://www.motherjones.com/photos/phonesex_lg_23.jpg)

What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?

Gettin' her out of the chair!

 :rimshot:

And WTF is this gem? She must not be very good.

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Just last night I received possibly the most disturbing phone sex call I’d had in a long time.

A caller shot himself with me on the phone.