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Title: Mercerful game thread
Post by: jmar on September 16, 2017, 02:50:00 PM
 :facepalm: Let's just start out the way we have grown used to finishing under Malzahn and hope for the best.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 03:09:44 PM
From the "Things can always be worse" desk, at least we're not Nebraska.

They just lost to Northern Illinois 21-17 to fall to 1-2 on the year.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: jmar on September 16, 2017, 03:32:09 PM
From the "Things can always be worse" desk, at least we're not Nebraska.

They just lost to Northern Illinois 21-17 to fall to 1-2 on the year.
And Memphis is matching score for score with the Mighty Rosens.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2017, 04:13:51 PM
And Memphis is matching score for score with the Mighty Rosens.

More than. 

We suck.  It's painful to watch.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 04:26:08 PM
I predict that after this season, Steele leaves for better team if Gus is still here.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2017, 04:31:48 PM
I predict that after this season, Steele leaves for better team if Gus is still here.

This is abysmal.  Beyond belief. 
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 04:34:39 PM
7-0 with 9:39 in the 2nd. WHAT...THE...FUCK!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 04:37:16 PM
WHY...THE...FUCK

is Pettway running the damn ball? He shouldn't even be in the game against MERCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 04:38:47 PM
Our receivers are doing a bang-up job of keeping the Mercer defensive backs covered.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 04:44:28 PM
Our receivers are doing a bang-up job of keeping the Mercer defensive backs covered.

I think the X and O problem is really starting to be uncovered, besides Gus. Our WRs cant get open for shit and our OL cant block for shit.

WHY...THE...FUCK is Pettway is running the ball? Kam Martin should be getting way more touches.


Great, Darius James just gets carted off.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2017, 04:46:15 PM
Pay mike gundy 14 kabillion dollars.  Today. 
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 04:48:26 PM
So, if Mercer won, would Gus be fired?
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 04:50:31 PM
Somebody quick, call Kevin Steele and tell him to to fold for today.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 04:54:17 PM
Chizik just said "a little bit of a hangover from last week."

Maybe Gus will join him in the studio next week.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 04:56:28 PM
Gus should be fired even if they win. This is pathetic to say the least.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 04:59:00 PM
JESUS H CHRIST!!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 04:59:30 PM
Gus shouldn't even be allowed to come out in the second half.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 04:59:47 PM
Put the 2nd string in.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 04:59:53 PM
3 turnovers. WHAT...THE..FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 05:00:33 PM
This is pathetic. 7-3 going into the half.

WHAT..THE..FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 05:00:36 PM
3 turnovers. WHAT...THE..FUCK!!!
In 6 possessions ......
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2017, 05:02:10 PM
So, if Mercer won, would Gus be fired?

Is that an offer? Cause I would take it.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2017, 05:09:37 PM
Field goal!!

Fuck yeah!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 05:14:47 PM
Gus's coaching is the reason Carlson is as good as he is.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 05:15:05 PM
Is that an offer? Cause I would take it.

Me too.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2017, 05:15:50 PM
279 yards in the first half, but we fumble the ball 3 times. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 05:15:58 PM
Their just sandbagging. Don't want to give too much away
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 05:16:48 PM
279 yards in the first half, but we fumble the ball 3 times. :facepalm:


And only have 10 points
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2017, 05:19:13 PM
Their just sandbagging. Don't want to give too much away

Can't let mizzou see too much. That Gus is so crafty. Three steps ahead of everyone
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2017, 05:30:17 PM

And only have 10 points

Thinking we might have more than 10 if not for three fumbles.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2017, 05:33:18 PM
Fumble, punt, TD, punt, fumble, fumble, FG.

I can understand Mercer getting a stop here and there, but three fumbles.  Totally unacceptable.  Is Mario Fannin coaching ball security?
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 05:37:51 PM
That's a fumble.

#4
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2017, 05:45:47 PM
That's a fumble.

#4

Mercer gets that fake too if their kicker learns how to not trip.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 06:12:33 PM
Next week at Mizzou is going to be interesting. Our nonexistent offense against their putrid defense.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 06:15:22 PM
Mercer on on a 11 play drive.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: GH2001 on September 16, 2017, 06:16:03 PM
Shoot this thing. Now. A hollow point.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 06:17:51 PM
Make him suffer like we have had to during his time here.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 06:24:24 PM
Pettway, still in the game.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 06:31:56 PM
We took one of the chain gang out of the game, so we've got that going for us.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 06:40:36 PM
Pettway, still in the game.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 06:40:47 PM
Pettway, still in the game.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 06:41:08 PM
Pettway, still in the game.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!

Pettway, still in the game.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 06:44:44 PM
Pettway at Wildcat????

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!

AND, his first score of the day........with 4:50 in the game????

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 06:46:24 PM
Pettway, still in the game.

WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!


This is what happens when your offense sucks so bad that they have to keep the 1st team in the entire game I beat MERCER!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: bgreene on September 16, 2017, 06:47:08 PM
It appears as though the players have lost all confidence in the coaching
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 06:48:20 PM
Joe Myers sounds a lot like Rod Bramblett.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2017, 06:56:41 PM
It appears as though the players have lost all confidence in the coaching

He needs to resign. 
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: AUJarhead on September 16, 2017, 06:57:04 PM
Buzz wins the internet for this one though:

I just told my wife that Gus just moved ahead of Saban on my coaches I hate list
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: djsimp on September 16, 2017, 07:27:13 PM
WHAT...THE...FUCK!!!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2017, 07:35:02 PM
For the bright spots:

1) Will "White Lightning" Hastings is clutch.

2) The true freshman left cornerback (#21) looks like he is going to be a good one
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Kaos on September 16, 2017, 08:19:22 PM
Has Gus resigned yet?
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2017, 08:24:33 PM
Has Gus resigned yet?
Sneak preview of his presser...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF9gpFx96g
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 16, 2017, 11:13:30 PM
Just so you know, it was the same shit show in person!



Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2017, 12:31:54 AM
Just so y'all know, CCT showed up at a game.  Many thanks to you.  Me and mini arrived and CCT provided steins of ale (for Snags) and sausage of Conecuh.  Great to finally meet you and appreciate the hospitality.   
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2017, 08:53:05 AM
Just so y'all know, CCT showed up at a game.  Many thanks to you.  Me and mini arrived and CCT provided steins of ale (for Snags) and sausage of Conecuh.  Great to finally meet you and appreciate the hospitality.

Easy for y'all to say since y'all drove to the spot!

I was up for the walk but the young un wasn't and she was bout sick of that shuttle bus already. Cct will have to Park within a mile of the stadium next time.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 17, 2017, 10:52:10 AM
Easy for y'all to say since y'all drove to the spot!

I was up for the walk but the young un wasn't and she was bout sick of that shuttle bus already. Cct will have to Park within a mile of the stadium next time.


I parked next to the bathrooms with AC!



Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: GH2001 on September 17, 2017, 11:08:46 AM

I parked next to the bathrooms with AC!

They have those about every 500 yards all over campus. Real story. One of the few things jay has done worthwhile.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2017, 11:20:04 AM
They have those about every 500 yards all over campus. Real story. One of the few things jay has done worthwhile.

Because jay knows shit.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 17, 2017, 07:36:29 PM
Uggghhh!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 18, 2017, 12:03:06 AM
They have those about every 500 yards all over campus. Real story. One of the few things jay has done worthwhile.


Not at too many places you can stay overnight.

Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Ogre on September 18, 2017, 09:27:41 AM
Just so y'all know, CCT showed up at a game.  Many thanks to you.  Me and mini arrived and CCT provided steins of ale (for Snags) and sausage of Conecuh.  Great to finally meet you and appreciate the hospitality.

Glad to know you enjoyed CCT's sausage after a few beers.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 18, 2017, 09:34:16 AM
Glad to know you enjoyed CCT's sausage after a few beers.

It was spicy. 
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Godfather on September 18, 2017, 09:56:28 AM
Glad to know you enjoyed CCT's sausage after a few beers.
HIYOOOOO
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/2009/farewells/mcmahon.jpg)
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 18, 2017, 10:47:41 AM
Glad to know you enjoyed CCT's sausage after a few beers.

Conecuh is not JUST sausage....
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: chinook on September 18, 2017, 11:10:52 AM
Conecuh is not JUST sausage....

whatever makes a little man feel big...props.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 18, 2017, 02:45:18 PM
You guys can laugh all you want, but I've never had a better sausage than CCTAU's.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 18, 2017, 03:02:30 PM
You guys can laugh all you want, but I've never had a better sausage than CCTAU's.


Yeahhhh...You're not helping!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: chityeah on September 18, 2017, 04:23:55 PM
You guys can laugh all you want, but I've never had a better sausage than CCTAU's.

Schweedy balls for dessert?
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 18, 2017, 04:48:00 PM
Schweedy balls for dessert?

They're much bigger than I expected.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 18, 2017, 04:49:29 PM

Yeahhhh...You're not helping!

What?  I don't understand.  Look, I just appreciate the fact that I had only met you 5 minutes prior and you're already offering me your sausage.  Are you that way with everybody?
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 18, 2017, 06:38:14 PM
Conecuh is not JUST sausage....
It's a bond among some men. Used in a sentence, it would go "Hey Earlene! That guys butt is Conecuh to that other guy's sausage."
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 19, 2017, 12:25:50 AM
They're much bigger than I expected.


STILLLLL!.....NOT HELPING!
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 19, 2017, 08:49:30 AM

STILLLLL!.....NOT HELPING!
Depends on what he was actually expecting.
Title: Re: Mercerful game thread
Post by: CCTAU on September 19, 2017, 11:08:30 AM
Depends on what he was actually expecting.

Well. He has the option for the larger venison sausage.