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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 11, 2017, 01:10:20 PM

Title: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2017, 01:10:20 PM
Coming home and finding your 17 year old son on the catching end of a Mandingo orgy.  And him smiling.
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 11, 2017, 01:20:40 PM
Our AD and head coach.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2017, 01:27:43 PM
Joining the Antifa gang
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2017, 02:36:36 PM
A weird looking, itchy rash on the head of your Johnson that won't go away no matter......

Wait, I mean the flu. Definitely the flu.
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: ssgaufan on September 11, 2017, 05:11:26 PM
Being a goat humping bama fan
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2017, 05:42:56 PM
Harvey and Irma having a child
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2017, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: GH2001 on September 11, 2017, 05:42:56 PM
Harvey and Irma having a child
Jose?
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 11, 2017, 06:45:53 PM
Biting into a hamburger and finding a bandaid.
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: Jumbo on September 11, 2017, 08:40:13 PM
Being Nook.
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2017, 11:45:37 PM
This horse bitch calling the Denver-SD MNF game. 

I hate her.
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Post by: CCTAU on September 12, 2017, 12:14:05 AM
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2017, 11:45:37 PM
This horse bitch calling the Denver-SD MNF game. 

I hate her.


Holy crap. I turned it in and looked at my wife and said, "Hell naw"!
I spend all college season avoiding her!
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: The Six on September 12, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
Beth and Rex have nothing on the sideline reporter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfmx6s_3fQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfmx6s_3fQ)
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: CCTAU on September 12, 2017, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: The Six on September 12, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
Beth and Rex have nothing on the sideline reporter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfmx6s_3fQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfmx6s_3fQ)

Seen on teh bookfaes:

  ESPN job interview- Is your name Robert Lee?
Sergio Dipp- No
ESPN- your hired
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: The Prowler on September 13, 2017, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: The Six on September 12, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
Beth and Rex have nothing on the sideline reporter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfmx6s_3fQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfmx6s_3fQ)
It took Charles Davis nearly 10 years to go from calling games on "The Dirty TV Camera" Jefferson Pilot to calling a NFL game and this guy gets to the NFL on day one.

Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel ESPN...I LIKE IT!!!! I want to hear more from the Dipp.

He's so horribly awesome. He can't even read the teleprompter!!! Freakin hilarious.
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Post by: Godfather on September 13, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
Quote from: The Prowler on September 13, 2017, 04:53:10 AM
It took Charles Davis nearly 10 years to go from calling games on "The Dirty TV Camera" Jefferson Pilot to calling a NFL game and this guy gets to the NFL on day one.

Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel ESPN...I LIKE IT!!!! I want to hear more from the Dipp.

He's so horribly awesome. He can't even read the teleprompter!!! Freakin hilarious.

Uhh sideline reporters don't have teleprompters, but he is horribly awesome.
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 13, 2017, 08:19:56 PM
Quote from: Godfather on September 13, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
Uhh sideline reporters don't have teleprompters, but he is horribly awesome.
Forget it. He's on a roll.
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 13, 2017, 09:14:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIDgPVg9HM
Title: Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
Post by: The Prowler on September 14, 2017, 09:04:19 PM
Quote from: Godfather on September 13, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
Uhh sideline reporters don't have teleprompters, but he is horribly awesome.
That was a prepared statement? LMAO, EVEN BETTER!!!!

*looking into the mirror*

"You got this, you can do this, Denver's coach was once a DB in the NFL, yada, yada, yada. Now go out there and make your family proud!"

"Uhhh it's a pleasure me to uhh, here with me on sidelines...DAMN IT!!!"