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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AWK on August 28, 2017, 09:42:51 AM

Title: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: AWK on August 28, 2017, 09:42:51 AM: How goes it motherfuckers?

Just wanted to say hi and let you all know about an event that occurred this morning. It was glorious.

Long goes the days of sweaty nether regions and no football.

I awoke from my slumber this morning, walked outside, and bam!

The tingling...A feeling I thought I had lost ever since the accident with that Taiwanese tranny...began.

It started slow, but grew like an ole trouser snake. Who knew it would only be 60 degrees in the a.m.?

It was hard to describe. Also, it was difficult to walk the dog with a semi boner with neighbors around.

Then I realized...oh shit, it's the fucking Taint. It's time. The most wonderful time of the year. So get out your adult sized play friends, that Sam's club bottle of lube, and get fucking pumped.

The Taint has been called. It's football season you cum dumpsters!

(https://memegenerator.net/img/cache/instances/folder323/500x/80224323/you-thought-i-had-forgot.jpg)

https://youtu.be/FA3FWtQuKbI

(https://dscll.imgix.net/2017/05/1-joZijLsQOiDOu4VGJQzlGQ.jpeg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY3q-GjGt9SdHFsXdfCMnfdN2CmLw-kaB0xN6lGlpsrp58TA_YvA)

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Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2017, 10:04:11 AM: WOOT WOOT....TAINT DAY!

(http://media.tedparsnips.com/taint-477x480.jpg)
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2017, 10:05:58 AM: (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RJTPjyyIaDI/UVsAfPEmHtI/AAAAAAAAHeU/8P3a9t7GjUI/s1600/taint-magic.jpg.png)

GAME WEEK!!!!
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: djsimp on August 28, 2017, 10:22:30 AM: I'm so EXCITED that......

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Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 28, 2017, 11:14:00 AM: It's twue, it's weawwy twue!
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: The Six on August 28, 2017, 11:56:52 AM: Red taint is ultra magic.
(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr286/colsonmitchum/164088_1664210056760_1582519722_1598581_4807060_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Jumbo on August 28, 2017, 12:11:22 PM: Thank You AWK I just saw magic.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Kaos on August 28, 2017, 12:41:01 PM: Quote from: The Six on August 28, 2017, 11:56:52 AM
Red taint is ultra magic.
(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr286/colsonmitchum/164088_1664210056760_1582519722_1598581_4807060_n.jpg)

I like your jib cut. She's adorable.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2017, 12:56:37 PM: Quote from: Kaos on August 28, 2017, 12:41:01 PM
I like your jib cut. She's adorable.
There are only two types of ginger girls. Extremely hot or what the fuck kind of sloth is that.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 28, 2017, 01:10:34 PM: Oh my.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: wesfau2 on August 28, 2017, 01:43:11 PM: I pledge allegiance
To the Taint
Of the deplorable X
And for which it stands
Or staggers or falls
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2017, 01:44:51 PM: Taintalicious!
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: GH2001 on August 28, 2017, 01:50:35 PM: Say it taint so awk
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: chinook on August 28, 2017, 02:22:53 PM: All of this feels forced. Contrived.

Fuck it. To the Taint.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2017, 03:42:20 PM: Quote from: chinook on August 28, 2017, 02:22:53 PM
All of this feels forced. Contrived.

Fuck it. To the Taint.
Taintsphemy!
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 28, 2017, 03:45:33 PM: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And Taint over now!
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 03:51:44 PM: The taint is most keen.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2017, 03:53:25 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 03:51:44 PM
The taint is most keen.

Welcome. Post often. Prayers sent.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 03:54:21 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2017, 03:53:25 PM
Welcome. Post often. Prayers sent.

You want to see a picture of my car?
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: GH2001 on August 30, 2017, 04:05:28 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 03:54:21 PM
You want to see a picture of my car?

Does it have sweet window louvers and burn sweet rubber?
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 04:06:30 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on August 30, 2017, 04:05:28 PM
Does it have sweet window louvers and burn sweet rubber?

Of course, I can't afford a new one.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 30, 2017, 04:16:50 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 04:06:30 PM
Of course, I can't afford a new one.

http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/690229_zpskv1wsimz.jpg.html
There was a guy with the same screen name that used to post here. He was terrible.

So far, couldn't say you're any more impressive. But welcome. Good luck.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 04:20:52 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on August 30, 2017, 04:16:50 PM
There was a guy with the same screen name that used to post here. He was terrible.

So far, couldn't say you're any more impressive. But welcome. Good luck.

Yea, having to re-set some things and playing around on photobucket to see what works.
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: Kaos on August 30, 2017, 05:07:08 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2017, 04:20:52 PM
Yea, having to re-set some things and playing around on photobucket to see what works.
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L2E8K2m0amg/Rz31iVq8nZI/AAAAAAAAAKk/DVDwc5fYssA/s1600/keen2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
Post by: The Six on August 31, 2017, 12:09:06 PM: I would drink meade off that redhead's taint.