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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 25, 2017, 03:25:32 PM
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/08/25/ten-best-traditions-college-football/565370001/
The Ten Best Traditions in College Football.
10: Script Ohio at OSU. Tradition? Ehhh. More like a band formation.
9. Rolling Toomer's. Yes. Is a tradition.
8. March On: Army/Navy. It's cool. I'll allow it.
7. The Grove. Old Piss. Fuckernuts. This is not a tradition. It's not anything really. No.
6. Running Through the T. Tennessee. Every college does some variation. Not worthy.
5. Sooner Schooner. Oklahoma. Okay. It's meh. It's a damned covered wagon, but ok. Not #5.
4. Midnight Yell. A&M. Yes, it's stupid. But it qualifies. Not third, but on the list.
3. Cowbells. Moo State. What a damn joke.
2. Howard's Rock. Clemson. Ehhh. Touch a rock. Boring.
1. Ralphie. Colorado. Live buffalo stampeding? I'll allow it.
The list is shit, though because the eagle flight beats the total fuck out of a buffalo, a broke down wagon, some prancing Volunteers and everything on that list but maybe March On. Tiger Walk is better than most of that too.
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/08/25/ten-best-traditions-college-football/565370001/
The Ten Best Traditions in College Football.
10: Script Ohio at OSU. Tradition? Ehhh. More like a band formation.
9. Rolling Toomer's. Yes. Is a tradition.
8. March On: Army/Navy. It's cool. I'll allow it.
7. The Grove. Old Piss. Fuckernuts. This is not a tradition. It's not anything really. No.
6. Running Through the T. Tennessee. Every college does some variation. Not worthy.
5. Sooner Schooner. Oklahoma. Okay. It's meh. It's a damned covered wagon, but ok. Not #5.
4. Midnight Yell. A&M. Yes, it's stupid. But it qualifies. Not third, but on the list.
3. Cowbells. Moo State. What a damn joke.
2. Howard's Rock. Clemson. Ehhh. Touch a rock. Boring.
1. Ralphie. Colorado. Live buffalo stampeding? I'll allow it.
The list is shit, though because the eagle flight beats the total fuck out of a buffalo, a broke down wagon, some prancing Volunteers and everything on that list but maybe March On. Tiger Walk is better than most of that too.
How is touching a rock any type of "tradition" that makes this list? You're touching a rock. Doesn't ND or Meat Chicken or somebody touch a sign above the door as they leave the locker room or some shit? And cowbells? Bringing illegal noise makers into the stadium because you can't put enough fans in the stands to make enough noise yourselves is also a "tradition"?
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How is touching a rock any type of "tradition" that makes this list? You're touching a rock. Doesn't ND or Meat Chicken or somebody touch a sign above the door as they leave the locker room or some shit? And cowbells? Bringing illegal noise makers into the stadium because you can't put enough fans in the stands to make enough noise yourselves is also a "tradition"?
The Rock cares!
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Don't make me lay the smack down on your jabroni ass.
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/08/25/ten-best-traditions-college-football/565370001/
The Ten Best Traditions in College Football.
10: Script Ohio at OSU. Tradition? Ehhh. More like a band formation.
9. Rolling Toomer's. Yes. Is a tradition.
8. March On: Army/Navy. It's cool. I'll allow it.
7. The Grove. Old Piss. Fuckernuts. This is not a tradition. It's not anything really. No.
6. Running Through the T. Tennessee. Every college does some variation. Not worthy.
5. Sooner Schooner. Oklahoma. Okay. It's meh. It's a damned covered wagon, but ok. Not #5.
4. Midnight Yell. A&M. Yes, it's stupid. But it qualifies. Not third, but on the list.
3. Cowbells. Moo State. What a damn joke.
2. Howard's Rock. Clemson. Ehhh. Touch a rock. Boring.
1. Ralphie. Colorado. Live buffalo stampeding? I'll allow it.
The list is shit, though because the eagle flight beats the total fuck out of a buffalo, a broke down wagon, some prancing Volunteers and everything on that list but maybe March On. Tiger Walk is better than most of that too.
I just learned that there are 5 legitimate traditions in college football and two belong to Auburn.
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Who doesn't love Howard's rock. Ammarite.
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Who doesn't love Howard's rock. Ammarite.
Just make sure you're the big spoon.