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Title: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: The Six on July 11, 2017, 08:31:53 AM
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Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: GH2001 on July 11, 2017, 08:51:08 AM
Is that the Gusser trying to crack a smile?
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: wesfau2 on July 11, 2017, 09:17:03 AM
Is that the Gusser trying to crack a smile?

He appears to be holding in a fart.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: GH2001 on July 11, 2017, 09:23:35 AM
He appears to be holding in a fart.

That and the face you made in class when wanting to laugh but knowing you couldn't.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: AUChizad on July 11, 2017, 09:30:56 AM
That and the face you made in class when wanting to laugh but knowing you couldn't.

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Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Godfather on July 11, 2017, 10:30:54 AM
Is that the Gusser trying to crack a smile?
He smiles so fast the camera can't catch it
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2017, 11:51:59 AM
Speaking of Media Days.  Were we talking about Media Days?  Okay, we weren't talking about Media Days but we are now.  Below is a piece from an Andy Staples on Fat Bert's presser yesterday.  Being that the bloated one is about 12 games below .500 in the SEC, it's more than fair to ask him a hot seat question.  Look how this classless tub of goo responds.


But Bielema is a coach in the SEC. The new dad glow only delayed the first hot seat question by about 12 minutes. The Razorbacks closed last season by losing a winnable game at Missouri and blowing a 24-point lead to Virginia Tech in a Belk Bowl loss that sealed a 7–6 finish. Their defense was especially porous against the run, and coordinator Robb Smith quickly found another job at Minnesota following the bowl loss. As Bielema enters his fifth season in Fayetteville, Arkansas has yet to take the leap that his Wisconsin teams took. Asked Monday if he was anxious about the season and its impact on his job, Bielema told a story about his fourth season in Madison in 2009, with the Badgers coming off a 7–6 finish.

“I remember a young buck asked me a question if I felt nervous or anxious about the season,” Bielema said. “I just said that we’d just worry about the things we do. We won 10 games and then went on to win three Big Ten championships. And that guy is no longer in the business. I always think about that.”




Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Godfather on July 11, 2017, 12:01:48 PM
Speaking of Media Days.  Were we talking about Media Days?  Okay, we weren't talking about Media Days but we are now.  Below is a piece from an Andy Staples on Fat Bert's presser yesterday.  Being that the bloated one is about 12 games below .500 in the SEC, it's more than fair to ask him a hot seat question.  Look how this classless tub of goo responds.


But Bielema is a coach in the SEC. The new dad glow only delayed the first hot seat question by about 12 minutes. The Razorbacks closed last season by losing a winnable game at Missouri and blowing a 24-point lead to Virginia Tech in a Belk Bowl loss that sealed a 7–6 finish. Their defense was especially porous against the run, and coordinator Robb Smith quickly found another job at Minnesota following the bowl loss. As Bielema enters his fifth season in Fayetteville, Arkansas has yet to take the leap that his Wisconsin teams took. Asked Monday if he was anxious about the season and its impact on his job, Bielema told a story about his fourth season in Madison in 2009, with the Badgers coming off a 7–6 finish.

“I remember a young buck asked me a question if I felt nervous or anxious about the season,” Bielema said. “I just said that we’d just worry about the things we do. We won 10 games and then went on to win three Big Ten championships. And that guy is no longer in the business. I always think about that.”


Gotta say, as much as I hate that dude, I don't mind the answer he gave above.  No dig at you Snags but how did you want him to respond?

Summation, we worry about what we do, can't control anything else.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 11, 2017, 12:04:56 PM
Gotta say, as much as I hate that dude, I don't mind the answer he gave above.  No dig at you Snags but how did you want him to respond?

Summation, we worry about what we do, can't control anything else.
I agree. Snags is an idiot.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2017, 12:14:19 PM
Gotta say, as much as I hate that dude, I don't mind the answer he gave above.  No dig at you Snags but how did you want him to respond?

Summation, we worry about what we do, can't control anything else.

I'd want him to respond with something other than "The last guy that asked me that question lost his job", which is essentially what he was saying. 
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Godfather on July 11, 2017, 12:21:28 PM
I'd want him to respond with something other than "The last guy that asked me that question lost his job", which is essentially what he was saying.
See I read it as the if the last guy had focused on his job like we focus on our job. He would still be here like I am.  In this case, he was still in Wisconsin the reporter was not.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: GH2001 on July 11, 2017, 12:56:17 PM
Gotta say, as much as I hate that dude, I don't mind the answer he gave above.  No dig at you Snags but how did you want him to respond?

Summation, we worry about what we do, can't control anything else.

There are plenty of answers he can give without being a condescending fuck hole.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2017, 02:29:07 PM
See I read it as the if the last guy had focused on his job like we focus on our job. He would still be here like I am.  In this case, he was still in Wisconsin the reporter was not.

They played the clip on our local sports talk station this morning.  I can't find the actual quote in any of the footage from yesterday, but I'm 87.492% certain he ended what he said by saying "So, good luck" to the reporter.  But then, that means there's a 17.5881% chance he didn't say it. :thumsup:
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: chinook on July 11, 2017, 02:42:49 PM
There are plenty of answers he can give without being a condescending fuck hole.

Par for the course with Snags.  We are talking about Snags, right? 
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2017, 02:48:13 PM
Par for the course with Snags.  We are talking about Snags, right?

If you weren't so far beneath me......
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 11, 2017, 03:20:25 PM
They played the clip on our local sports talk station this morning.  I can't find the actual quote in any of the footage from yesterday, but I'm 87.492% certain he ended what he said by saying "So, good luck" to the reporter.  But then, that means there's a 17.5881% chance he didn't say it. :thumsup:

What he didn't realize is that since he was in Birmingham, there is an 89.75% chance the reporter is colluding with Nick Saban...so there's no way he will lose his job for this.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2017, 03:22:55 PM
What he didn't realize is that since he was in Birmingham, there is an 89.75% chance the reporter is colluding with Nick Saban...so there's no way he will lose his job for this.

al.com?
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 11, 2017, 03:41:36 PM
al.com?
al.com, espn.com, nyt.com...it really doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Kaos on July 11, 2017, 05:01:30 PM
How many different coaches is al.com going to ask about their fear of or admiration for Sabah and Alabama?

That's all I've read for two days. 

So coach Orgeron. You took over for Les Miles mid-season and got the job of your dreams after the season. You've got a back with Heisman potential in Guice and a defense that should be strong, especially with Arden Key coming back.  So. What do you think about Nick Saban?  Are you looking forward to having Dreamland BBQ when you come to Tuscaloosa? How close did you really come to hiring Lane Kiffin who had his career resurrected by Nick Saban.  How do you sell recruits on playing in Baton Rouge when they could play for
Nick Saban?  Are you patterning your program after what Nick Saban does? 
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2017, 05:28:51 PM
I have a buddy who does a local show here in the morning.  He and his co-host are headed to the Ham right now for the last 2 days and they'll do their show from teh Windfree.  I just texted him and told him to make sure and ask every guest if they try and eat the same breakfast as Nick Saybinz and take a shit at exactly the same time Sayburnz does every morning?   
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: The Six on July 11, 2017, 09:31:05 PM
al.com, espn.com, nyt.com...it really doesn't matter.

You forgot the all-important Roopstigo.com
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 12, 2017, 07:59:12 AM
You forgot the all-important Roopstigo.com

Oh yeah...forgot about them.  Bought a nice sofa from them a few years ago.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 13, 2017, 06:48:03 PM
How many different coaches is al.com going to ask about their fear of or admiration for Sabah and Alabama?

That's all I've read for two days. 

So coach Orgeron. You took over for Les Miles mid-season and got the job of your dreams after the season. You've got a back with Heisman potential in Guice and a defense that should be strong, especially with Arden Key coming back.  So. What do you think about Nick Saban?  Are you looking forward to having Dreamland BBQ when you come to Tuscaloosa? How close did you really come to hiring Lane Kiffin who had his career resurrected by Nick Saban.  How do you sell recruits on playing in Baton Rouge when they could play for
Nick Saban?  Are you patterning your program after what Nick Saban does?

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I have a buddy who does a local show here in the morning.  He and his co-host are headed to the Ham right now for the last 2 days and they'll do their show from teh Windfree.  I just texted him and told him to make sure and ask every guest if they try and eat the same breakfast as Nick Saybinz and take a shit at exactly the same time Sayburnz does every morning?   

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Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 13, 2017, 10:07:05 PM
I don't get it, Big Dan.
Title: Re: Auburn Media Guide Cover
Post by: GH2001 on July 14, 2017, 01:10:17 PM
I don't get it, Big Dan.

I think thats his point.