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Title: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2017, 08:14:51 AM: Happy Birthday to djsimp!
Title: Re: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2017, 08:43:36 AM: Happy Happy you big stud you.
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Post by: Saniflush on June 21, 2017, 08:44:44 AM: Take him to bed or lose him forever.
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Post by: Godfather on June 21, 2017, 09:13:47 AM: Show me the way home simp!
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Post by: chityeah on June 21, 2017, 11:02:33 AM: Happy Birthday!
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Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2017, 11:13:40 AM: You guys are just HILARIOUS! Ok, so to celebrate my 28th birthday this year, I will impregnate my wife with our 28th kid.
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Post by: Token on June 21, 2017, 11:30:35 AM: Happy Birthday bitch. I hope it's fanfuckingtastic.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 21, 2017, 01:14:45 PM: I am very hesitant to post in this thread. Honestly, the last thing I need is to turn up pregnant. But, I'm going to risk it for Simp. Happy day.
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Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2017, 01:20:32 PM: Anytime you guys want to ship me some top shelf bourbon.....feel free to do so. I will drink and laugh at the thoughts of you all now being pregnant.
Title: Re: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: Godfather on June 21, 2017, 03:01:58 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 21, 2017, 01:14:45 PM
I am very hesitant to post in this thread. Honestly, the last thing I need is to turn up pregnant. But, I'm going to risk it for Simp. Happy day.
Especially if it comes out of your new head vag.
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Post by: CCTAU on June 21, 2017, 05:07:13 PM: HBD!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2017, 05:15:08 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on June 21, 2017, 05:07:13 PM
HBD!

Hairy Balls Day? You're sick, man.
Title: Re: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: AUJarhead on June 21, 2017, 05:42:27 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2017, 05:15:08 PM
Hairy Balls Day? You're sick, man.

You're just mad you don't get to celebrate it.
Title: Re: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 21, 2017, 09:15:06 PM: Quote from: Godfather on June 21, 2017, 03:01:58 PM
Especially if it comes out of your new head vag.
Exactly.
Title: Re: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2017, 09:38:48 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on June 21, 2017, 05:42:27 PM
You're just mad you don't get to celebrate it.

I can book a flight out your way, bitch. I'm overdue for a cuttin'.
Title: Re: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2017, 10:05:29 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2017, 09:38:48 PM
I can book a flight out your way, bitch. I'm overdue for a cuttin'.

Well, the bright side is that you can see a MLB win a game on your visit.
Title: Re: Have another kid to celebrate
Post by: AUJarhead on June 22, 2017, 06:39:52 AM: Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2017, 10:05:29 PM
Well, the bright side is that you can see a MLB win a game on your visit.

I don't live in Chicago or Dallas, so he couldn't see a win.
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Post by: bottomfeeder on June 22, 2017, 08:06:30 AM: Happy Birthday!
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Post by: The Six on June 22, 2017, 01:53:22 PM: Happy Birthday
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Post by: bgreene on June 22, 2017, 05:13:25 PM: Happy Birthday
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Post by: djsimp on June 22, 2017, 05:33:19 PM: I feel special.

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