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Title: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 16, 2008, 10:06:20 AM: How many of you said to yourself, "It's Sani's birthday ?" before you even opened this thread ?

Happy 39th. Douchebag.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 16, 2008, 10:11:34 AM: Guess you better get in the car and get over to the Ham for your B'day drink.... Jumbo's snapping on the rubber glove as we spe.... nevermind.

Happy Birthday Fuckstick! :vn:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 10:17:18 AM: I'm pretty sure that jumbo qualifies as the biggest cocksucker here. Howard's just the loudest.

Happy Birthday, Ho-Ho.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 10:19:44 AM: Thank you all. Now go fist yourselves. Jumbo's dog is on the rag.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: chinook on September 16, 2008, 10:49:24 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 10:19:44 AM
Thank you all. Now go fist yourselves. Jumbo's dog is on the rag.

earned your red wings already?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Thrilla on September 16, 2008, 11:21:24 AM: Happy Birthday, butt pirate. I hear the Mardi Gras offers 2 for 1 Nubian lap dance specials for such occasions.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2008, 11:35:41 AM: Happy Birthday, pillow biter
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2008, 11:42:28 AM: I guessed it!

Happy birthday, dick slit.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Godfather on September 16, 2008, 11:45:34 AM: Happy Birthday, your anal beads are in the mail.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Ogre on September 16, 2008, 12:40:34 PM: Happy Birthday, cum dumpster.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM: Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole.

Hit the browneye once for me!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2008, 01:17:37 PM: Chocolate starfish.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin rollin'
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 01:17:58 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole.

Hit the browneye once for me!

Starfish.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: ssgaufan on September 16, 2008, 01:24:40 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to Jumbo's asshole.

Hit the browneye once for me!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 01:30:30 PM: neither are gonna shit right for a week.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: AWK on September 16, 2008, 01:32:24 PM: Hope you have a great Birthday, donkey raping shit eater.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Saniflush on September 16, 2008, 01:37:43 PM: Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2008, 01:32:24 PM
Hope you have a great Birthday, donkey raping shit eater.

You can't rape the willing.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Jumbo on September 16, 2008, 02:32:20 PM: Happy Birthday ~~Hottie~~ Howard
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2008, 02:37:46 PM: Happy Birthday Howard...my dog has a surprise for you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: chinook on September 16, 2008, 03:11:31 PM: happy birthday. get your funk on.

if in oregon, i'll pour you a pendleton.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Jumbo on September 16, 2008, 04:08:02 PM: Quote from: chinook on September 16, 2008, 03:11:31 PM
happy birthday. get your funk on.

if in oregon, i'll ~~pour you a pendleton.~~ suck your dick
fixed that for ya.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Tarheel on September 16, 2008, 05:42:56 PM: Happy Birthday you old fart! :pb:

:cheers: I'll have a whiskey-drink in your honor today.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: chinook on September 16, 2008, 06:05:45 PM: Quote from: jumbo on September 16, 2008, 04:08:02 PM
fixed that for ya.

knew i could count on you to set the record straight.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Jumbo on September 16, 2008, 11:23:49 PM: Quote from: chinook on September 16, 2008, 06:05:45 PM
knew i could count on you to set the record straight.

secrets dont make friends.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2008, 12:10:30 AM: I guess a simple Happy Birthday would be inappropriate on this thread?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2008, 12:18:53 AM: Quote from: jumbo on September 16, 2008, 11:23:49 PM
secrets dont make friends.

you didn't pay me enough.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Jumbo on September 17, 2008, 12:52:57 AM: Quote from: chinook on September 17, 2008, 12:18:53 AM
you didn't pay me enough.
I couldn't slide my credit card.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2008, 08:04:48 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 17, 2008, 12:10:30 AM
I guess a simple Happy Birthday would be inappropriate on this thread?

It always inappropriate in any thread around here but thank you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: D-Day on September 17, 2008, 09:37:35 AM: Happy Birthday, you ignorant fuck. I just traded my issue Beretta for a 16 year old bedouin girl and 10 sheep. Figured I'd give you the sheep as a present in case you piss Whitney off tonight... which is probably more than likely...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cocksucker on the Board
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 17, 2008, 02:42:46 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2008, 12:57:10 PM
Let's not forget the most important aspect of a man's birthday: Today Howard gets full access to his (much younger) girlfriend's asshole.

Hit the browneye once for me!

"Don't make my brown eye red"
- Crystal Gayle circa 1977.