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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: War Eagle!!! on May 12, 2017, 08:41:17 AM

Title: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 12, 2017, 08:41:17 AM
Speaking of livening up this place...

Would you take a $1million bet that you could make 1 free throw out of two?

You could practice as much as you wanted to leading up to the day of the bet, but on the day of the bet, the first shot you take counts as your first shot. You also can't have taken any practice shots prior to 12 hours before the bet starts. If you make 1 out of 2, you are a million dollars richer. If you miss both, you have to pay off $1million as you would a student loan. No filing for bankruptcy.

Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2017, 08:57:01 AM
That would be a sucker bet.  I shot 89% back in the 6th grade on my team.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2017, 08:59:28 AM
That would be a sucker bet.  I shot 89% back in the 6th grade on my team.

I thought that was your dating average.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2017, 09:23:42 AM
If I make it, I don't care about the million.


https://youtu.be/fWyHNsKTIlM
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Kaos on May 12, 2017, 09:27:33 AM
Speaking of livening up this place...

Would you take a $1million bet that you could make 1 free throw out of two?

You could practice as much as you wanted to leading up to the day of the bet, but on the day of the bet, the first shot you take counts as your first shot. You also can't have taken any practice shots prior to 12 hours before the bet starts. If you make 1 out of 2, you are a million dollars richer. If you miss both, you have to pay off $1million as you would a student loan. No filing for bankruptcy.

Eyes open or eyes closed? 

I used to bet people $10 I could make at least one of three blindfolded.  Usually won. 
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2017, 09:38:07 AM
I thought that was your dating average.

No...that was much lower.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Godfather on May 12, 2017, 09:59:03 AM
No...that was much lower.
nonsense the mullet brought all the ladies
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2017, 10:00:20 AM
nonsense the mullet brought all the ladies

A.K.A. The Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart" Phenomenon
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2017, 10:15:50 AM
nonsense the mullet brought all the ladies
It was a cullet.  I was ahead of the times.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 12, 2017, 11:24:13 AM
It was a cullet.  I was ahead of the times.
The Alex P. Keaton
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: chinook on May 12, 2017, 12:48:24 PM
nonsense the mullet brought all the ladies

you forgot about the trans am.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2017, 01:29:57 PM
you forgot about the trans am.
How do you think I got my average up to 12%?
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: CCTAU on May 12, 2017, 02:28:03 PM
I don't gamble.

But I used to be a very good free throw shooter.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: bgreene on May 15, 2017, 09:02:55 AM
When I hit both, do I get two million?
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Token on May 15, 2017, 05:02:15 PM
When I hit both, do I get two million?

Easy big guy.  You power forwards aint much for the free shots.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: GH2001 on May 15, 2017, 07:57:02 PM
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself ?

I know I would!
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Godfather on May 16, 2017, 08:50:20 AM
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself ?

I know I would!
I'd smother myself in brown mustard and relish, I'd be so delicious!
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 16, 2017, 08:59:54 AM
I'd smother myself in brown mustard and relish, I'd be so delicious!
You made a wise choice, my friend.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: bgreene on May 16, 2017, 04:23:34 PM
Easy big guy.  You power forwards aint much for the free shots.

For two million, I hit it
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Landey on May 24, 2017, 02:03:05 AM
For sure, easy money.
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: AUJarhead on May 24, 2017, 07:15:15 AM
For sure, easy money.

But could you make it after Jumbo fists you?
Title: Re: Million Dollar Bet
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2017, 07:53:11 AM
But could you make it after Jumbo fists you?

That always hurts me on the follow through.