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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Six on May 10, 2017, 09:15:17 AM

Title: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: The Six on May 10, 2017, 09:15:17 AM: Jim McElwain Says That's Not Him Nude And Humping A Shark

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Over the weekend, a photo of a grinning, completely naked man hugging a shark on a boat made the rounds. U.K.-based wildlife TV presenter Anneka Svenska was one of the more notable people who shared the photo:

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The bare-assed, cherubic shark-humper looked a lot like Florida Gators football coach Jim McElwain.

A Google image search didnâ€™t turn up any results beyond the same photo being shared on various college football forums, so Deadspin asked one source that might be in the know: The University of Florida. A spokesperson for the schoolâ€™s athletics department said that McElwain, who became aware of the photo over the weekend, was not the man in it. â€œHeâ€™s told us itâ€™s not him,â€ the spokesperson said.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2017, 09:22:58 AM: I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: The Six on May 10, 2017, 09:30:40 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2017, 09:22:58 AM
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.

Edited for your snowflakes eyes.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: Godfather on May 10, 2017, 10:13:33 AM: The Shark came forward and is pregnant with his baby.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: djsimp on May 10, 2017, 10:24:38 AM: I think here on the X, we will go ahead and say that is Jim McElwain.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: wesfau2 on May 10, 2017, 10:30:33 AM: Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2017, 10:32:54 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on May 10, 2017, 10:30:33 AM
Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one.

I agree with the Emerald Coast Counselor. May as well head to Lowes, pick up some sandpaper and use it to rub one out.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: chinook on May 10, 2017, 12:20:22 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on May 10, 2017, 10:30:33 AM
Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one.

so you're saying dry humping is still in the cards?
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: wesfau2 on May 10, 2017, 01:22:24 PM: Quote from: chinook on May 10, 2017, 12:20:22 PM
so you're saying dry humping is still in the cards?

Always.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: Godfather on May 10, 2017, 03:21:08 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on May 10, 2017, 10:30:33 AM
Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one.

It puts the lotion on it's skin
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: Godfather on May 10, 2017, 03:22:45 PM: Quote from: The Six on May 10, 2017, 09:30:40 AM
Edited for your snowflakes eyes.

Take it easy on him, he's never seen a grown man naked.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2017, 03:55:26 PM: Quote from: Godfather on May 10, 2017, 03:22:45 PM
Take it easy on him, he's never seen a grown man naked.

No, but I do like movies about Gladiators.
Title: Re: Florida's HC and the Shark
Post by: The Prowler on May 17, 2017, 05:43:25 PM: That guy looks similar to Jimmy Johns (sub sandwich business).