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Title: He Dead
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2017, 06:54:50 AM
Wow!  A guy who seemingly had it all.  Turned out that despite being a big star and multi-millionaire, he was just a punk ass thug.  foxnewsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Aaron Hernandez, the former New England Patriots star who was convicted of murder in 2015, killed himself in his prison cell Wednesday morning, officials said.

Hernandez, 27, was found hanging in his cell by corrections officers around 3:05 a.m. at the Souza Baranowski Correctional Center, Massachusetts Department of Correction officials said in a statement.

He was pronounced dead an hour later.

Hernandez was in a single cell in a general population housing unit and hanged himself with a bed sheet attached to his cell window. He also tried blocking his door from the inside with various items, officials said.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Saniflush on April 19, 2017, 07:16:05 AM
Taxpayers win
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: wesfau2 on April 19, 2017, 08:33:51 AM
Good riddance.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: GH2001 on April 19, 2017, 09:01:28 AM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/392/026/21b.jpg)
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Godfather on April 19, 2017, 09:39:58 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/espennews.jpg)
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Godfather on April 19, 2017, 09:41:07 AM
With that kind of hang time, New England should have made him a punter.

($2 to Jarhead)
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Kaos on April 19, 2017, 10:39:39 AM
He dead? 

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119717/4865203-4247364249-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: bgreene on April 19, 2017, 03:28:54 PM
Haha
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: chinook on April 19, 2017, 04:56:45 PM
Haha


look kids Big Ben, ...Parliament.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2017, 05:01:00 PM
With that kind of hang time, New England should have made him a punter.

($2 to Jarhead)

Trust me when I say I've gotten serious mileage from this one today. I even got a laugh on air when I texted it to my buddy while he was doing his talk show.  He was like, "I got a text that I can't read on air about Hernandez".
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: AUChizad on April 19, 2017, 06:01:51 PM
The ruling on the field stands. He did not get both feet on the ground in time.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2017, 09:52:18 PM
The ruling on the field stands. He did not get both feet on the ground in time.

#Boom
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2017, 08:39:52 AM

look kids Big Ben, ...Parliament.
I can't get left
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 09:46:00 AM
I tried to think of something funny related to a swing pass, but couldn't get there. 
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Saniflush on April 20, 2017, 12:15:40 PM
I tried to think of something funny related to a swing pass, but couldn't get there.

He got half of the swing pass down pat.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2017, 02:10:00 PM
The ruling on the field stands. He did not get both feet on the ground in time.

High end hussell my friend

 :kimclap:
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: The Six on April 20, 2017, 02:18:47 PM
Family is donating his brain to science to study whether or not he suffered from CTE. Yeah, sure. Concussions make you a drug dealer and general menace to society murdering type.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 02:22:56 PM
Family is donating his brain to science to study whether or not he suffered from CTE. Yeah, sure. Concussions make you a drug dealer and general menace to society murdering type.

I don't get the joke.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2017, 02:25:24 PM
I don't get the joke.

That they are trying to find an excuse. Anything other than he was a pure rotten thug who had issues upstairs and made bad decisions. He may have had CTE but if he did he was a thug before way before that. His family and legal team are in spin mode trying to blame everyone but him.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2017, 02:31:48 PM
That they are trying to find an excuse. Anything other than he was a pure rotten thug who had issues upstairs and made bad decisions. He may have had CTE but if he did he was a thug before way before that. His family and legal team are in spin mode trying to blame everyone but him.

I think K was being sarcasmically faseeshus.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: The Six on April 20, 2017, 02:40:20 PM
I think K was being sarcasmically faseeshus.

I feel him.  All that beating his head against the wall trying to make sense out of Prowler's political posts has to take its toll.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: The Six on April 20, 2017, 02:41:50 PM
That they are trying to find an excuse. Anything other than he was a pure rotten thug who had issues upstairs and made bad decisions. He may have had CTE but if he did he was a thug before way before that. His family and legal team are in spin mode trying to blame everyone but him.

It's the damn goblin fucking third world soccer loving agenda, man. They won't rest until football is outlawed like cock fighting and I don't mean the kind you find at an X gate 
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2017, 02:57:38 PM
I think K was being sarcasmically faseeshus.

I got him. But it still gave me a reason to vent that out.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 04:58:57 PM
I think K was being sarcasmically faseeshus.

And from all appearances failing dramatically.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2017, 05:06:59 PM
And from all appearances failing dramatically.

I came close to posting the same thing.  If you don't follow the format, it needs to be pointed out.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 05:12:18 PM
I came close to posting the same thing.  If you don't follow the format, it needs to be pointed out.

He's been hanging out with the wrong people.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Godfather on April 20, 2017, 06:40:12 PM
It's a shame after the acquittal his attorney had told him to hang in there.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 20, 2017, 06:56:47 PM
He had a much better hang time than a North Korean rocket.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Token on April 20, 2017, 08:33:10 PM
This dude is getting fucking murdered on social media.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2017, 09:12:11 PM
Yo' Aaron, let's play some hoops in the yard.

Naaa...I'm just gonna' hang out in my cell.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: CCTAU on April 20, 2017, 09:13:41 PM
While you guys are funny, I prefer to ignore this POS!
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Token on April 20, 2017, 09:48:14 PM
While you guys are funny, I prefer to ignore this POS!

You might be the only person in the free world. Everyone else swinging like there's no tomorrow.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 10:21:31 PM
You might be the only person in the free world. Everyone else swinging like there's no tomorrow.

I sheet you not.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2017, 10:22:41 PM
You might be the only person in the free world. Everyone else swinging like there's no tomorrow.

At first, I was like, "Dude".  Then, I was like, "OOOOOOHHHHHH......"
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: The Six on April 21, 2017, 10:50:02 AM
He was taking up acting, they say. This was his attempt to recreate the scene in A Nightmare on Elm Street when Rod was in the holding cell. It was Freddy's fault.
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: Jumbo on April 24, 2017, 11:08:16 PM
They said you was hung?
Title: Re: He Dead
Post by: AUJarhead on April 25, 2017, 10:18:24 AM
And they was right.