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Title: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2017, 03:07:28 PM: No matter what you think of the actual incident, this is funny stuff right here.

https://youtu.be/1Y8HdeHtOJs
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: bottomfeeder on April 11, 2017, 08:41:25 PM: Dayum. Imma never fly United, never.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: Saniflush on April 12, 2017, 01:14:23 PM: Quote from: bottomfeeder on April 11, 2017, 08:41:25 PM
Dayum. Imma never fly United, never.

Can you fly on any airline?
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2017, 01:20:07 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 12, 2017, 01:14:23 PM
Can you fly on any airline?

have they banned tinfoil?
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2017, 02:06:41 PM: Southwest Airlines, where we beat our competition, not our customers.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 12, 2017, 02:43:03 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
Southwest Airlines, where we beat our competition, not our customers.

American Airlines, we may lose your luggage but we don't beat your ass.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: GH2001 on April 12, 2017, 06:46:51 PM: Quote from: Godfather on April 12, 2017, 01:20:07 PM
have they banned tinfoil?

They've banned the ones who wear it.

It's sad that BF and prowler have to drive everywhere.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: bottomfeeder on April 12, 2017, 08:51:20 PM: Of course I can and own automatic fucking weapons. Anymore questions from the fucking liberal peanut gallery?
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: bgreene on April 14, 2017, 09:46:06 AM: I flew United this past weekend. Then this comes out and I'm thinking, Why in the hell could they not have done this to me?! Gladly take a bloody nose for the money that's about to come his way.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 09:57:24 AM: Quote from: bgreene on April 14, 2017, 09:46:06 AM
I flew United this past weekend. Then this comes out and I'm thinking, Why in the hell could they not have done this to me?! Gladly take a bloody nose for the money that's about to come his way.

Hey baby, you know that fat beach house we've always wanted? Well, our dream's about to come true. Here, hold my beer while I take this ass whoopin'.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: bgreene on April 14, 2017, 10:01:43 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 09:57:24 AM
Hey baby, you know that fat beach house we've always wanted? Well, our dream's about to come true. Here, hold my beer while I take this ass whoopin'.

Exactly!!
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 14, 2017, 12:17:58 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 09:57:24 AM
Hey baby, you know that fat beach house we've always wanted? Well, our dream's about to come true. Here, hold my beer while I take this ass whoopin'.

Only people in first class drink before take off. Uppity mofo. :fu:
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 12:21:29 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 14, 2017, 12:17:58 PM

Only people in first class drink before take off. Uppity mofo. :fu:

Snags don't need to sit in no 1st class for my peeps to recognize that Snags need a beer up in dis bitch. I hand em' my boarding pass, they hands me a 40.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 14, 2017, 12:28:06 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 14, 2017, 12:21:29 PM
Snags don't need to sit in no 1st class for my peeps to recognize that Snags need a beer up in dis bitch. I hand em' my boarding pass, they hands me a 40.

Respect. :thumsup:
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 19, 2017, 03:23:35 PM: (http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/17992178_10209379653503466_3196057345899393314_n1_zpsl6hcjd6f.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/17992178_10209379653503466_3196057345899393314_n1_zpsl6hcjd6f.jpg.html)
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: chinook on April 19, 2017, 04:52:21 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 19, 2017, 03:23:35 PM
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/17992178_10209379653503466_3196057345899393314_n1_zpsl6hcjd6f.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/17992178_10209379653503466_3196057345899393314_n1_zpsl6hcjd6f.jpg.html)

you suck at this game too.
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 20, 2017, 10:20:05 AM: Quote from: chinook on April 19, 2017, 04:52:21 PM
you suck at this game too.
Just incase you need to be reminded.

ZER0 FUCKS GIVEN ABOUT YOUR OPINION
Title: Re: United Airlines Commercial
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2017, 11:05:14 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 20, 2017, 10:20:05 AM
Just incase you need to be reminded.

ZER0 FUCKS GIVEN ABOUT YOUR OPINION

You are mistaking nook for prowler/bf