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Title: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 11:28:22 AM
 :classic:

http://thespun.com/sec/alabama/alabama-fan-punches-tv-clemson

It wuz a eeeeleegal pick pawwlll

http://youtu.be/aDu9n0bG8Vc
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2017, 11:40:19 AM
The real question is how that fat, ugly turd got such a hot wife/girlfriend?  Or maybe she's jest a sister?
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 11:43:14 AM
The real question is how that fat, ugly turd got such a hot wife/girlfriend?  Or maybe she's jest a sister?


Yes. To all of the above.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2017, 11:45:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDIvsMFRThw

Watch this...that ain't legal pawwwl

BULL CRAP!!!
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2017, 11:49:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFh3BzP1EM
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2017, 11:51:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDIvsMFRThw

Watch this...that ain't legal pawwwl

BULL CRAP!!!

Watch iss.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 11:54:51 AM
Watch iss.

Tha IN-cee 2a dun cheated us. Weez cheated!
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2017, 12:00:43 PM
The thing is, they were pick plays.  Everyone from Deshaun Watson to the corching staff pretty much admits it.

If I were one of the DB's on that last play, I would have turned to the ref and hollered at him to watch for it.  They'd already run it out of that same formation and scored on it earlier.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 12:09:22 PM
The thing is, they were pick plays.  Everyone from Deshaun Watson to the corching staff pretty much admits it.

If I were one of the DB's on that last play, I would have turned to the ref and hollered at him to watch for it.  They'd already run it out of that same formation and scored on it earlier.

And somehow still they were ok to use when THEY have used them in the past.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2017, 12:11:29 PM
And somehow still they were ok to use when THEY have used them in the past.

09'
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 10, 2017, 12:28:20 PM


If I were one of the DB's on that last play, I would have turned to the ref and hollered at him to watch for it.
Typically, DB's are athletic. Your scenario isn't realistic.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Kaos on January 10, 2017, 12:54:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFh3BzP1EM

In 1985 I rented a trailer near Tuscaloosa for three months while I was working my way through something.  I paid $250 a month for it.  Fully furnished.  To get to the bedroom I had to jump over rotted floor boards outside the back door that led into the laundry room.  Weeds were growing through it. 

That furniture was in my living room. 
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2017, 01:21:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFh3BzP1EM
No, yore not gonna break nother televeeseion
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2017, 01:44:41 PM
Ricky thinks these amateur performances are WHORE-SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 01:52:11 PM
Ricky thinks these amateur performances are WHORE-SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta give ole Ricky credit. He could beat down some furniture like no one else.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Token on January 10, 2017, 01:56:04 PM
I'm just glad we are fucking our own shit up instead of damaging other's property.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2017, 02:05:27 PM
I'm just glad we are fucking our own shit up instead of damaging other's property.

Harvey hasn't had time to drive to Clemson yet. 
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: djsimp on January 10, 2017, 02:07:09 PM
I'm just glad we are fucking our own shit up instead of damaging other's property.

At least we know the Wal-Marks will be selling lots TVs this Friday.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2017, 02:09:46 PM
Harvey hasn't had time to drive to Clemson yet.

Did somebody hang a Scam Watson jersey on the Bahr's statue?
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 02:12:56 PM
Did somebody hang a Scam Watson jersey on the Bahr's statue?

It's irreplaceable! It's gonna leave tape marks and everything. Probably will have to get someone from facilities to untape it too. The outrage!
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUChizad on January 10, 2017, 02:44:51 PM
https://twitter.com/VashtiHurt/status/818691928330031104

"You're acting like a stupid fucking Alabama fan"
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUChizad on January 10, 2017, 02:50:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-fa-DtIMf0
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2017, 02:54:08 PM
 :facepalm: :huh:
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUChizad on January 10, 2017, 03:00:57 PM
The thing is, they were pick plays.  Everyone from Deshaun Watson to the corching staff pretty much admits it.
Not really.

http://collegefootball.ap.org/article/swinney-penalty-final-td-shouldve-been-called-bama?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP_Top25
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TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Clemson coach Dabo Swinney says there should have been a foul called on the Tigers' game-winning touchdown against Alabama, and it should have been called on the Crimson Tide.

Swinney said Tuesday that there was defensive pass interference on Clemson receiver Artavis Scott, who made contact with his defender and created some traffic that another Alabama defensive back got caught in on Hunter Renfrow's 2-yard TD catch with a second left Monday night.

Clemson beat Alabama 35-31 in the College Football Playoff championship game to win its first national title since 1981.

"Yes, it's a rub play, it's a pick play," Swinney said Tuesday. "Artavis was actually trying to go pick the guy, but he couldn't get there because he got tackled. I mean, literally, the guy tackles him."

NCAA coordinator of football officials Rogers Redding, who was in the television booth for the game, said he has not studied the play but after watching it several times he called it a "sensible no call."

"What the officials are looking for is who initiates the contact," Redding said. "If the receiver comes out and clearly blocks on the defender and the other receiver cuts off that block, then it's offensive pass interference.

"What we saw was the contact was either initiated by the defense or mutually initiated. It wasn't a play where the offensive player clearly came out and blocked on them."

Alabama players and fans did not quite see it that way, and thought Clemson should have been flagged for offensive pass interference.

"Usually, on a pick route, you're not supposed to chop somebody," Alabama linebacker Tim Williams said.

Scott never made contact with Tony Brown, the defender who was guarding Renfrow. Brown had to go around Scott and Marlon Humphrey, like a basketball player going over a screen, and who could not get there in time. Renfrow was wide open.

The official rule is this: Offensive pass interference by a Team A player beyond the neutral zone during a legal forward pass play in which a forward pass crosses the neutral zone is contact that interferes with a Team B eligible player. It is the responsibility of the offensive player to avoid the opponents.

"I mean, if you really watch the play, we never even got a chance to really rub the guy (Brown)," Swinney said. "But he had to play over the top. That's the way the play is designed."
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2017, 03:10:18 PM
"Yes, it's a rub play, it's a pick play," Swinney said Tuesday. "Artavis was actually trying to go pick the guy, but he couldn't get there because he got tackled. I mean, literally, the guy tackles him."

^^This was what I said.^^  They were designed pick plays.  Now whether they worked as pick plays or what actually happened was legal or not is another thing. 
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2017, 03:13:15 PM
Alabama players and fans did not quite see it that way, and thought Clemson should have been flagged for offensive pass interference.


I hope the official who did not call the "pick" enjoyed doing his last game.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUChizad on January 10, 2017, 03:39:46 PM
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/ermqr

LOL
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2017, 03:59:49 PM
At least it was his dog and not his kid.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2017, 04:00:49 PM
Alabama players and fans did not quite see it that way, and thought Clemson should have been flagged for offensive pass interference.


I hope the official who did not call the "pick" enjoyed doing his last game.

Come at me, bro
(http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mike-defee-f0008eda-df64-4eb5-8fef-990e91c2f95b.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 04:12:17 PM
Come at me, bro
(http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mike-defee-f0008eda-df64-4eb5-8fef-990e91c2f95b.jpg)

When did you get into officiating? Congrats..........BRO.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2017, 04:23:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiWjV9d16Mg
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: CCTAU on January 10, 2017, 07:17:48 PM
The thing is, they were pick plays.  Everyone from Deshaun Watson to the corching staff pretty much admits it.

If I were one of the DB's on that last play, I would have turned to the ref and hollered at him to watch for it.  They'd already run it out of that same formation and scored on it earlier.


Well. Bama DBs think they can put their hands on every WR. So Clemson used that against them.
The first one was not a pick. The second one really had the feel of a pick. I liked it.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 10, 2017, 07:21:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiWjV9d16Mg

Maybe the Marlboros will do for her what they did for Shane.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2017, 07:53:14 PM
Come at me, bro
(http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mike-defee-f0008eda-df64-4eb5-8fef-990e91c2f95b.jpg)

Workout schedule:

Monday:  Biceps
Tuesday:  Biceps
Thursday: Biceps
Saturday: Triceps and Biceps

+1 to some tweeter feed Chad posted earlier.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2017, 09:59:49 PM
This!
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUChizad on January 11, 2017, 09:09:32 AM
This!
This is the best Crying Jordan I've seen.

https://twitter.com/CryingJordan/status/818702678620598272
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: The Prowler on January 11, 2017, 07:13:22 PM
Come at me, bro
(http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mike-defee-f0008eda-df64-4eb5-8fef-990e91c2f95b.jpg)
Stone Cold shaved his goatee.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 13, 2017, 09:43:31 AM
Come at me, bro
(http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/mike-defee-f0008eda-df64-4eb5-8fef-990e91c2f95b.jpg)

Hercules Hochulis laughs at the puny college official.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/hercules-hochuli-fulltime-refs1_zpslm8ljpfi.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/hercules-hochuli-fulltime-refs1_zpslm8ljpfi.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2017, 09:47:30 AM
Hercules Hochulis laughs at the puny college official.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/hercules-hochuli-fulltime-refs1_zpslm8ljpfi.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/hercules-hochuli-fulltime-refs1_zpslm8ljpfi.jpg.html)

Anti aging clinics are big business these days.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 13, 2017, 09:49:47 AM
Anti aging clinics are big business these days.

I know, they are so expens   Really?
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2017, 09:52:09 AM
Anti aging clinics are big business these days.

They're called gyms, bro.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 13, 2017, 09:53:52 AM
Dost thou even hoist, brethren?
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Godfather on January 13, 2017, 10:00:05 AM
They're called gyms, bro.
HGH Bro...it will make you pumped!!  What's the WOD of the day Bro?  Remember HEW!
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: jmar on January 13, 2017, 10:23:39 AM
Dost thou even hoist, brethren?
I hoist on off days, holidays, weekends... aaand whenever I can find a designated driver.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Godfather on January 13, 2017, 10:51:06 AM
Some of you...I'm not gonna mention any names.  Don't need to respond to every post.  It's why we can't have nice things.


Think more, post less.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2017, 10:55:55 AM
https://www.seccountry.com/sec/alabama-fans-harass-south-carolina-student-mistaking-dad-cfp-ref-mike-defee
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2017, 10:57:06 AM
They're called gyms, bro.

You interested in some ocean front property I have in Nebraska?
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 13, 2017, 11:04:49 AM
https://www.seccountry.com/sec/alabama-fans-harass-south-carolina-student-mistaking-dad-cfp-ref-mike-defee

 :facepalm:

I have seen these style comments on FB ever since Monday night.

Quote
Deys only hate cuz we's so guud and win.
No, you stupid ass mouth breathers.   People hate your team because your fans doing shit like this. 
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2017, 11:05:42 AM
https://www.seccountry.com/sec/alabama-fans-harass-south-carolina-student-mistaking-dad-cfp-ref-mike-defee

But...but..but, 30 drunk Aubren fans done rolt Tumor's Corner at midnight after the Tahd got screwed.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Godfather on January 13, 2017, 11:14:14 AM
But...but..but, 30 drunk Aubren fans done rolt Tumor's Corner at midnight after the Tahd got screwed.
I don't think there were even 30.

I like the picture they used for the story though, no bias there.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2017, 11:23:49 AM
I don't think there were even 30.

I like the picture they used for the story though, no bias there.
To be fair, probably more Auburn fans rolled Toomer's than Bama fans supported the team when they returned back to Tuscaloosa after losing.

https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/819249850088882184
Quote
Crimson Tide Players Return Home to a Rousing Crowd of 12 Bama Fans After Title Loss
(Video)
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2017, 11:33:55 AM
To be fair, probably more Auburn fans rolled Toomer's than Bama fans supported the team when they returned back to Tuscaloosa after losing.

https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/819249850088882184

 :jaw:  If that doesn't leave a mark, I don't know what will.


I tuned in to Finebaum on Tuesday after the game.  The very first caller was bitching about why Alabama never can develop a quarterback.  We've got all these 5 star QB's and none of them ever pan out.  Look at Clemson and....*click*  Next, we'll go to Legend in Kilby Prison.

How many games in a row had they won?  26?  Something like that.  They win the MNC last year and lose by 4 with 1 second to play this year and nobody shows up to support them and the fans feel the need to bitch, gripe and complain about the state of the program.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Godfather on January 13, 2017, 11:36:37 AM
To be fair, probably more Auburn fans rolled Toomer's than Bama fans supported the team when they returned back to Tuscaloosa after losing.

https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/819249850088882184

 :kimclap:
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 13, 2017, 11:39:20 AM
To be fair, probably more Auburn fans rolled Toomer's than Bama fans supported the team when they returned back to Tuscaloosa after losing.

https://twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/819249850088882184

Well, to be fair, most of them probably had to be at work.  Those pizzas don't deliver themselves, ya know.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2017, 01:07:49 PM
:jaw:  If that doesn't leave a mark, I don't know what will.


I tuned in to Finebaum on Tuesday after the game.  The very first caller was bitching about why Alabama never can develop a quarterback.  We've got all these 5 star QB's and none of them ever pan out.  Look at Clemson and....*click*  Next, we'll go to Legend in Kilby Prison.

How many games in a row had they won?  26?  Something like that.  They win the MNC last year and lose by 4 with 1 second to play this year and nobody shows up to support them and the fans feel the need to bitch, gripe and complain about the state of the program.

Did they miss the part where their qb won sec PoY?
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2017, 01:57:02 PM
Did they miss the part where their qb won sec PoY?

Yeah, but if they would have developed him, he would have won national player of the year.

Championship!
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2017, 02:08:14 PM
Please to be watching.


https://youtu.be/lG-mdtVegOU
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2017, 02:39:53 PM
Please to be watching.


https://youtu.be/lG-mdtVegOU

Damn. Just. Damn.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 13, 2017, 02:50:12 PM
Crimson Tide Players Return Home to a Rousing Crowd of 12 Bama Fans After Title Loss.


Their fan base claims 16.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 13, 2017, 02:50:19 PM
Please to be watching.


https://youtu.be/lG-mdtVegOU

I remember seeing that and thinking "did he just shoo them off the field?"  I realize it would have only been 2 or 3 yards, but damn.  Combine that with the 4 or 5 missed calls on tackles by the TE and OT plus the 2 or 3 missed spears (I'm looking at you Reuben Foster) and even if that was a pick on the last play, it still didn't even things up.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 13, 2017, 03:17:31 PM
Nothing to see here, folks.  Move along.  Come on people, clear the area.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: jmar on January 13, 2017, 03:28:06 PM
Nothing to see here, folks.  Move along.  Come on people, clear the area.
No shit. This Alabama envy is gonna eat you people up.
Title: Re: Fuc that golllt damn teevee!
Post by: GH2001 on January 13, 2017, 03:32:02 PM
No shit. This Alabama envy is gonna eat you people up.

But must we eat shit? Surely you jest. Or not. Are you Shirley?