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Title: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Kaos on January 03, 2017, 12:11:41 PM
Can't believe nobody started this thread this year. 

1. Roomba.  I was skeptical. I was wrong. Absolutely amazing.  He's vacuuming my house right now and does it every few days.  Does a ridiculously good job, too.  You have to name them so mine is Vacuumus Prime.  Autovacs, roll out.  It's so far beyond what I thought it could do that I'm considering getting his little brother who mops. 

2. Sorcerer Mickey lighted diorama.  Not much on Mickey Mouse, but you put that sorcerer's hat on him and I like the rodent pretty good.  Daughter brought back a lighted scene of it from Disney.

3. Cam Newton socks.  With his face on them.  Wore them Sunday for the Panther's last game. He didn't play any better, but I looked awesome at least. 

Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 03, 2017, 12:22:53 PM
Concur on the Roomba; however, ours just recently stopped working.  Don't know why.  Best present:

Gwot.  Horribly Funny Hair Ticklers.  What is Gwot, you might ask?  It's a children's book that I grew up with.  A series of short horror stories.  My brother and sister and I were talking about it a while back and how one of them saw it offered on the eBays for anywhere from $75.00 up to $2,000.00.  My wife did some digging and found ours. 
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Kaos on January 03, 2017, 12:39:29 PM
Concur on the Roomba; however, ours just recently stopped working.  Don't know why. 

Best present:

Gwot.  Horribly Funny Hair Ticklers.  What is Gwot, you might ask?  It's a children's book that I grew up with.  A series of short horror stories.  My brother and sister and I were talking about it a while back and how one of them saw it offered on the eBays for anywhere from $75.00 up to $2,000.00.  My wife did some digging and found ours.

How long did you have your Roomba? 
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 03, 2017, 12:41:03 PM
How long did you have your Roomba?

I think about 3 years.  Did a dang fine job, though.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: The Six on January 03, 2017, 01:19:42 PM
Don't they have grass cutting version of the roomba now?
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 03, 2017, 01:27:24 PM
Wanna know what I got for Christmas?
Fat.  I got fat.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2017, 01:38:29 PM
Wanna know what I got for Christmas?
Fat.  I got fat.


I can beat that.

I still got in-laws at the house.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2017, 01:41:59 PM
But the wife did get me a cool picture of me on a granite slab playing Stadium golf in Arlington. Trying to post a picture but Photobucket is being real fucked up right now (and for the last two weeks)
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: chinook on January 03, 2017, 02:04:14 PM
But the wife did get me a cool picture of me on a granite slab playing Stadium golf in Arlington. Trying to post a picture but Photobucket is being real fucked up right now (and for the last two weeks)

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2017, 02:13:36 PM
:facepalm:

 :haha:
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Jumbo on January 03, 2017, 02:26:56 PM
I got a carton of cigarettes.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 03, 2017, 02:37:28 PM
I got a carton of cigarettes.
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round, Clark.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2017, 02:43:04 PM

I can beat that.

I still got in-laws at the house.  :facepalm:

Aren't your in laws Mexican?

Yeah good luck with that leaving thing.  :bar:
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2017, 02:43:35 PM
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round, Clark.

10 days in most of Alabama.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2017, 03:11:47 PM
Aren't your in laws Mexican?

Yeah good luck with that leaving thing.  :bar:

He was born in South America and she was born in the Ole US of A.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 04, 2017, 08:50:27 AM
I got laid, over and over and over...and over again.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2017, 09:20:44 AM
I got laid, over and over and over...and over again.


How long did it take you to inflate her?
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 04, 2017, 09:26:01 AM
I touched myself.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 05, 2017, 12:30:32 AM
About 10 seconds. Her ego is easy.
Title: Re: Best Christmas presents
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 05, 2017, 03:18:47 PM
About 10 seconds. Her ego is easy.
BF, this is not bad material. Duly noted.