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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on November 16, 2016, 02:56:19 PM
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I blame myself and Coach Malzahn for last week's debacle because of the absence of the Pre-Dick-Shuns thread. Well, way more Malzahn than me. But, I'll step up and be a team player and shoulder some of the blame. I started not to post one this week either because the slate of games stink like rotting road kill.
What's the marquis game between top 25 teams this week? Try 7-2 Go Gaytah and 6-4 Co Yaw Yaw & the Boys. Maybe OU at West Virginia. But then, no one cares. Especially not OU's defensive tackle. The one and only bit of significance attached to this game is that a Florida win seals the East crown. BIG....FRICKIN'...DEAL!!! The story line is no longer whether Yaw is coaching to keep the Head Corchin' position. He failed miserably in the in the one game that program has to have to....yes you heard it....get back to relevance. Both these clubs are barely above average SEC teams at best and I'll only give the nod to the Corndogs because they're playing at home (Again, big frickin' deal) and facing Purdue's former back up QB. Let's all chant about "Death Valley":
Overrated clap clap clap clap clap Overrated.... 24
Dr. Pepper Here: 17
Louisville and Houston looked like one everyone had circled on the calendar after a couple of weeks of the season. Louisville kept its end of the bargain. Houston...ehh...not so much. Petrino's troops have had a bad tendency to play down to the competition level in several games. Will probably happen for a while in this one too. But the Cards have too much on the line to wallow around for too long. A Heisman frontrunner who needs to drive a stake in the hearts of the competition during the featured game, and a team that's sitting outside, kicking the Top 4 door in. Too much Cards:
Lamar Lamar Lamar: 40
Tom Who?: 20
What can you say about this week's game against Alabama A&M? The only questions are who will start under center and will they play well enough to give us some hope of being competitive next weekend in West Vance? Oh, and how good will the A&M band entrance be? I'm going to make the trip up and enjoy a day on the Planes. But I have to be honest. If Clifford Franklin VVVVVXI starts, I'm going to need extra burrbinz for my Delicious Coke Product. My hope is that Jeremy Johnson will get the nod and come out with a nothing to lose attitude and rip the Bulldogs a new one. "Read option my ass. Err'body go long."
The other elephant in the room is we're down to Carry-On Johnson playing at 60% and 137 pound Kam "Hands of Stone" Martin. What were some of those other guy's names? Anyway, here's to win #8.
Running Back Pew: 42
Big Pookie: 17
Who ya' got?
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Please lose just one more, Jimbo 31
It won't be to us 17
Why is there even an option to hand off 42
I left my heart in Red Stick 28
Walk On U 38
My Mechanical Drawing teacher's Alma Mater 13
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Thursday Night Specials
We wanted their coach, not their QB? - 34
People used to want this coach - 27
Pike County Trojans - 27
Red Dead Wolfs - 21
Saturday
Gushlee - 33
HBCU in Normal - 6
Ex-Purdue QB - 17
Other Ex-Purdue QB 14
Pirates of the Pacific NW - 35
Last time we were good was the 90s - 28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpVV2GWdYE0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpVV2GWdYE0
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Good lawd at them bootays
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6:01 mark dat girl built close.
Close to errything
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2 observations:
1) I'm not 100% certain, but I think I saw someone get stabbed in the upper deck at the 1:23 mark.
2) There is a significant drop off in talent between the booty jiggling dancers and the flag twirlers.
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M.A.S.H. 36831: 37
Damn! Dem Girlz Gots Booty: 0
Jimbeaux: 31
Dr Pepper Guy: 17
Hah-vaad: 24
Yell: 13
Anchor Down: 17
QB Down: 16
Huntingdon College: 34
Wheaton College: 23
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The Goonies 29
The Warriors 17
Incredible Hulk 45
Batman 32
The Little Rascals 17
Sandlot kids 16
Raspberry Cheesecake 39
Pound Cake 7
Green Top BBQ 45
Jim-N-Nick's BBQ 19
Dodge Hellcat 55
Ford Pinto 0
Auburn 28
Al. A&M 0
LSU 24
UF 14
bama 56
UT Chat. 0
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I think I'll just list the games from here on out and let you guys make the predictions. Holy schnikies, was I wrong. Houston up 31-0 at the half.
Does this change the narrative on the Heisman? And does anybody even want a top 4 ranking?
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I think I'll just list the games from here on out and let you guys make the predictions. Holy schnikies, was I wrong. Houston up 31-0 at the half.
Does this change the narrative on the Heisman? And does anybody even want a top 4 ranking?
Louisville is screwing the pooch. All they had to do was win out.
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Does this change the narrative on the Heisman?
#JalenForHeisman is going to get a bump from this. :puke:
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Tom who?
Srsly though. Some seem to take joy in watching this dude fail. He has dropped a game in each of last two years he probably shouldn't have. He's won 90% of his games at Houston. Half of the teams on their schedule probably have as much talent or more than Houston yet they win most of those games. The guy is still the best young coaching prospect in the country. Even Harbaugh and Meyer as good as they are with their talent still drop the occasional game to a lesser team. It happens. Saban is about the only coach that really doesn't with any consistency.
You can also almost attribute all of hermans losses at Houston to being injury riddled in those games. At least this year anyway. We as auburn fans know the feeling the last two weeks. It makes a huge difference.
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Thursday Night Specials
We wanted their coach, not their QB? - 34
People used to want this coach - 27
Pike County Trojans - 27
Red Dead Wolfs - 21
I don't know nothing about nothing at all. :facepalm: