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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on November 16, 2016, 09:03:15 AM

Title: Playing White
Post by: Kaos on November 16, 2016, 09:03:15 AM: Alabama is known for using washed up and unemployed former players to simulate opponents. Sarah Jessica Wilson recently played LSU's Etling.

Who will the Turds use to prepare for Sean White?
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 16, 2016, 09:11:18 AM: What's Andrew Zow doing these days?
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: Kaos on November 16, 2016, 09:24:25 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 16, 2016, 09:11:18 AM
What's Andrew Zow doing these days?

I was thinking Scott hunter. He's like 70.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: chinook on November 16, 2016, 09:32:17 AM: Damn this where I wish Tony Romo played at Alabama. I wanted to type him in.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: The Six on November 16, 2016, 09:36:20 AM: Tyler Watts
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: The Six on November 16, 2016, 09:57:38 AM: Honestly, I thought this thread was about how strange it is to see Alabama with a quarterback of non-Caucasian persuasion.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: jmar on November 16, 2016, 10:39:27 AM: Quote from: The Six on November 16, 2016, 09:57:38 AM
Honestly, I thought this thread was about how strange it is to see Alabama with a quarterback of non-Caucasian persuasion.
He's 2/6s Cherokee.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: GH2001 on November 16, 2016, 10:51:10 AM: Quote from: jmar on November 16, 2016, 10:39:27 AM
He's 2/6s Cherokee.

Or 3.5/9ths in chizad Maths. That's like almost 26.1 %
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: The Six on November 16, 2016, 01:44:38 PM: He looks like RuPaul and Derrick Henry went through Brundlefly's transporter and spat out a QB.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: RWS on November 16, 2016, 03:03:04 PM: Quote from: Kaos on November 16, 2016, 09:03:15 AM
Who will the Turds use to prepare for Sean White?
Birmingham?
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: djsimp on November 16, 2016, 03:04:44 PM: Quote from: RWS on November 16, 2016, 03:03:04 PM
Birmingham?

He can't grow facial hair, so no, that won't work.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 16, 2016, 03:06:36 PM: Quote from: djsimp on November 16, 2016, 03:04:44 PM
He can't grow facial hair, so no, that won't work.

You don't really know that. He's probably 18 or 19 by now.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: djsimp on November 16, 2016, 03:08:51 PM: Brodie Croyle. The end.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: djsimp on November 16, 2016, 03:11:39 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 16, 2016, 03:06:36 PM
You don't really know that. He's probably 18 or 19 by now.

I doubt it. I've heard overuse of Proactive burns all hair follicles.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 16, 2016, 03:14:16 PM: Quote from: djsimp on November 16, 2016, 03:08:51 PM
Brodie Croyle. The end.
To guarantee they win the second half?
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: Godfather on November 16, 2016, 04:53:56 PM: Concussed McElroy?
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 16, 2016, 05:22:49 PM: Who better than the real Shaun White?
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: djsimp on November 16, 2016, 06:31:48 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on November 16, 2016, 05:22:49 PM
Who better than the real Shaun White?

That would be gnarly.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: CCTAU on November 17, 2016, 04:22:01 PM: If we only play white, will we have enough?
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 17, 2016, 04:25:40 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on November 17, 2016, 04:22:01 PM
If we only play white, will we have enough?
I don't think there are enough on the roster to fill...oh, wait.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2016, 06:22:55 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on November 17, 2016, 04:22:01 PM
If we only play white, will we have enough?

Not on defense.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 17, 2016, 06:36:25 PM: These are the kind of racist comments that make America great again.

Now, let's see more sexism.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: GH2001 on November 17, 2016, 06:55:26 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on November 17, 2016, 06:36:25 PM
These are the kind of racist comments that make America great again.

Now, let's see more sexism.

I prefer mysogeny myself.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: The Six on November 17, 2016, 11:22:57 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on November 17, 2016, 06:55:26 PM
I prefer mysogeny myself.

GH...a man who grabs life by the pussy and doesn't let go.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2016, 08:41:45 AM: Quote from: The Six on November 17, 2016, 11:22:57 PM
GH...a man who grabs life by the pussy and doesn't let go.

Tomorrow I'm gonna try the xenophobic thing. Always exploring new territory.

Next week I may go the homophobic route. Good times.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: The Six on November 18, 2016, 09:27:07 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on November 18, 2016, 08:41:45 AM
Tomorrow I'm gonna try the xenophobic thing. Always exploring new territory.

Next week I may go the homophobic route. Good times.

See, folks. A goal with a plan to achieve it is something to behold. Put your mind to it, you can accomplish many things.
Title: Re: Playing White
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2016, 10:25:54 AM: Quote from: The Six on November 18, 2016, 09:27:07 AM
See, folks. A goal with a plan to achieve it is something to behold. Put your mind to it, you can accomplish many things.

Thanks to the safe space protestors, I was forced to look at my current skill set of these things and examine if I was truly representing those values. Thanks protestors! Now I can focus my efforts on being the best bigot I can be.