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Title: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 10, 2016, 06:51:26 AM
This is already being discussed on national talk shows.  On the surface, the stupidity of these comments can't be questioned.  But, that's not what's going to happen.  Somehow, this will stirred, shaken and spun to paint this as another stroke of jeenyus by The Great One.  A clear message to his players and fans to focus on Mississippi State.  ESPNdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Nick Saban said he wasn't aware that millions of Americans went to the polls on Tuesday to vote for the next president of the United States.

"It was so important to me that I didn't even know it was happening," Alabama's head football coach told reporters in Tuscaloosa on Wednesday evening. "We're focused on other things here."

To be fair, news media isn't part of Saban's routine.

The 65-year-old coach typically wakes up every morning, has a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie and a cup of coffee and watches about 10 minutes of The Weather Channel, which promised no political coverage on Election Day.

Surely someone told Saban on Wednesday morning that Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton, but we can't be sure.

"I don't really make political comments," Saban said. "If I say I like one person, that means that everybody that voted for the other person doesn't like me. So why would I do that? I want what's best for our country. I'm not sure I can figure that out. I want what's best for people who want to improve the quality of their life, and I hope whoever our leader is will certainly do all that he can do to make our country safe and improve the quality of life of a lot of people in our country -- and I don't think I'm qualified to determine who that should be."

Saban's undefeated and No. 1-ranked Crimson Tide will host Mississippi State on Saturday in Bryant-Denny Stadium.
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: The Prowler on November 10, 2016, 07:00:54 AM
This is already being discussed on national talk shows.  On the surface, the stupidity of these comments can't be questioned.  But, that's not what's going to happen.  Somehow, this will stirred, shaken and spun to paint this as another stroke of jeenyus by The Great One.  A clear message to his players and fans to focus on Mississippi State.  ESPNdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Nick Saban said he wasn't aware that millions of Americans went to the polls on Tuesday to vote for the next president of the United States.

"It was so important to me that I didn't even know it was happening," Alabama's head football coach told reporters in Tuscaloosa on Wednesday evening. "We're focused on other things here."

To be fair, news media isn't part of Saban's routine.

The 65-year-old coach typically wakes up every morning, has a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie and a cup of coffee and watches about 10 minutes of The Weather Channel, which promised no political coverage on Election Day.

Surely someone told Saban on Wednesday morning that Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton, but we can't be sure.

"I don't really make political comments," Saban said. "If I say I like one person, that means that everybody that voted for the other person doesn't like me. So why would I do that? I want what's best for our country. I'm not sure I can figure that out. I want what's best for people who want to improve the quality of their life, and I hope whoever our leader is will certainly do all that he can do to make our country safe and improve the quality of life of a lot of people in our country -- and I don't think I'm qualified to determine who that should be."

Saban's undefeated and No. 1-ranked Crimson Tide will host Mississippi State on Saturday in Bryant-Denny Stadium.
If he would've said that "he doesn't think he's qualified to determine that" and that he's concentrating on MSU on election day...how many bama fans do you think would've voted?
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: jmar on November 10, 2016, 08:12:08 AM

Mississippi State

Mississippi State

Mississippi State

Mississippi State

Mississippi State
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 10, 2016, 08:40:24 AM
It's ok, he would have just written himself in anyway.
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 10, 2016, 08:41:32 AM
Mississippi State

Mississippi State

Mississippi State

Mississippi State

Mississippi State

Nice early morning hustle.
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 10, 2016, 09:25:14 AM
The answer to your question is yes. 100%, unequivocally and undeniably, yes. Without a doubt.
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: Godfather on November 10, 2016, 09:43:18 AM
Wait you mean I'm not the center of the universe? bhahahahaha surely you jest.

Signed,
Nick Saban

P.S. I am as full of shit as Hilary Clinton
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 10, 2016, 09:49:47 AM
I'm fairly certain it's leaked out that Saban is an ardent democrat. Seems like a typical Saban response (and naturally, what you typically get from Alabama fans): when his side loses, it suddenly doesn't matter all that much. And don't question him about it.
Title: Re: I'm A Dumbass, Aiight?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 10, 2016, 10:13:08 AM
I'm fairly certain it's leaked out that Saban is an ardent democrat. Seems like a typical Saban response (and naturally, what you typically get from Alabama fans): when his side loses, it suddenly doesn't matter all that much. And don't question him about it.
Everybody knows his biggest rivals are the Libertarians, aight?