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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 12, 2008, 11:34:36 AM
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ESPN: The Extra Slimy Pimp Network.
Last night's broadcast was the most vomitous affair in recent memory. Among the spew-inducing offenses:
1) A separate crawl for the "Coliseum Collision" giving us updates on the OSU-USC game this Saturday
2) The Three Penigos in the booth adamantly declaring that should Ohio State beat USC, they should -- no question -- be moved to #1 in the polls. Up from 5, jump Georgia.
3) The Three Penigos in the booth declaring that situations like this (OSU jumping from 5 to 1) are among the reasons they are "glad they have a vote".
4) The Three Penigos claiming that should USC lose, they should only drop to 2.
I really hate ESPN with a passion. The winner of the OSU-USC game is all but ordained to get a BCS-NC berth. And should the loser only drop that single game there will be a rematch regardless of what the rest do.
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Fuck espn with a big ole horse dick.
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Fuck espn with a big ole horse dick.
Well now, that was little out of line, don't you think?
You didn't even capitalize ESPN.
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The worst part of that shit is that I would like to watch and enjoy games like USC-Ohio St. I'd really wanted to check out the Michigan-OSU game of 2006. But ESPN hypes those teams up so much that I can't stand to watch them.
Think about it - what has USC done (besides beat us in 2003) to warrant a hatred against them? Win? You fault them for winning?
I hate USC because the media has sucked more semen out of their balls than Asian women did for Ghengis Khan.