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Title: Best worst joke
Post by: Kaos on October 12, 2016, 02:59:35 PM: Sitting at the dinner table with my side family and my 16 year old talking about some concerts we were looking at going to. I'm telling the girls I will try to find tickets on stub hub or somewhere.

She looks up mid bite, deadpans "i always thought Stub Hub was a dating site for amputees" pops a bite of chicken in her mouth and returns to the meal.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 12, 2016, 03:03:26 PM: You can meet Eileen, the one-legged woman who works at IHOP on that site.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 12, 2016, 03:28:48 PM: Dang, those are funny. I've been trying to think of an amputee joke but I'm stumped.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: CCTAU on October 12, 2016, 03:45:29 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 12, 2016, 03:03:26 PM
You can meet Eileen, the one-legged woman who works at IHOP on that site.

She ~~Asian~~ oriental. It's pronounced Irene!
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 12, 2016, 05:04:44 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 12, 2016, 03:03:26 PM
You can meet Eileen, the one-legged woman who works at IHOP on that site.
She hooked up with Bob, the quadruple amputee lifeguard.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: Saniflush on October 13, 2016, 08:18:34 AM: The Mexican woman with no legs is there as well. She goes by mommy partswaylow.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: GH2001 on October 13, 2016, 08:29:07 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on October 12, 2016, 03:45:29 PM

She Asian. It's pronounced Irene!

Watch out. The sensitivity police on here will reprimand you for racism.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2016, 10:06:21 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on October 13, 2016, 08:29:07 AM
Watch out. The sensitivity police on here will reprimand you for racism.

Now he changed her to a rug, I find that more offensive.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: CCTAU on October 13, 2016, 10:13:33 AM: Quote from: Godfather on October 13, 2016, 10:06:21 AM
Now he changed her to a rug, I find that more offensive.

A china doll, dammit!
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: GH2001 on October 13, 2016, 10:44:30 AM: Quote from: Godfather on October 13, 2016, 10:06:21 AM
Now he changed her to a rug, I find that more offensive.

Hey oriental rugs are great. But be careful not to get gyped on a fake one. It's rearry rearry easy to do.
Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 13, 2016, 10:47:32 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on October 13, 2016, 10:44:30 AM
Hey oriental rugs are great. But be careful not to get gyped on a fake one. It's rearry rearry easy to do.

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Title: Re: Best worst joke
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 13, 2016, 11:17:25 AM: What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter. He can't come anyway.