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Title: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2016, 11:17:24 AM
Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers)  Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: wesfau2 on September 28, 2016, 11:21:47 AM
So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"


Pretty much.

Never understood families/tourists in Vegas.  It's a bacchanalia that shouldn't be observed by the innocent.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: chinook on September 28, 2016, 11:25:08 AM
Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers) Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.

So are you or you not visiting your daughter? 

I'll hang up and listen.

Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2016, 11:30:46 AM
The Bacchanalia were Roman festivals of Bacchus, based on various ecstatic elements of the Greek Dionysia.


So, you're saying don't go see Britney Spears?
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: AUJarhead on September 28, 2016, 11:31:17 AM
Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.

How in the fuck have you lived to be 50 and never gone there?
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Saniflush on September 28, 2016, 11:31:53 AM
Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers)  Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.

WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me. 

I will be there from Thursday through Sunday morning for a Maine reunion.  Maybe I will see you somewhere. Gambling. Drinking.  Never mind. 
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: chinook on September 28, 2016, 11:33:28 AM
WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me.

damn dude...the guy has been without balls for nearly 30 years, give him a break. 
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2016, 11:34:00 AM
How in the fuck have you lived to be 50 and never gone there?

I wish that I could be like the cool kids, cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: wesfau2 on September 28, 2016, 11:34:22 AM
WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me.

Yep.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2016, 11:40:07 AM
WTF.  I don't even know who you are anymore.

That's not how this works.  It's not how any of this works.

You are as bad as those fucks that go to LV to run in that fucking marathon that I shout at while holding my bourbon on the walkway overpass.

Go see your Bellagio fountains and all that shit.
You can get a reservation here for one evening. http://www.binions.com/dining/binions_steakhouse.php Food and view is top notch and it is in old Las Vegas where you get to see the true face of Murica after you eat. 

You're dead to me. 

I will be there from Thursday through Sunday morning for a Maine reunion.  Maybe I will see you somewhere. Gambling. Drinking.  Never mind.

But....isn't that the case pretty much everywhere you go?
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Token on September 28, 2016, 11:45:25 AM
Escorts
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2016, 11:46:29 AM
Escorts

You mean like, taxis?
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2016, 11:47:36 AM
The Bunny Ranch.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2016, 11:48:56 AM
Ride the roller coaster at NYNY, and make sure you go to the top of the Stratosphere and ride everything they have up there as well.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2016, 11:49:17 AM
You mean like, taxis?

Think of it as Uber for your penis.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2016, 11:52:50 AM
Make sure you and the misses go to Moorea Beach Club @ Mandalay Bay.  Great pool, to just lounge in.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2016, 12:02:11 PM
Make sure you and the misses go to Moorea Beach Club @ Mandalay Bay.  Great pool, to just lounge in.

Now, see people?  THIS^^^ right here is the kind of rational, sound advise and suggestion I'm looking for.  Thanks GF.  We'll be sure and check it out. 
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 28, 2016, 12:13:01 PM
Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers)  Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.
Yeah, those are just weekly donations that you make to the Fla lottery.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: AUJarhead on September 28, 2016, 12:17:29 PM
Now, see people?  THIS^^^ right here is the kind of rational, sound advise and suggestion I'm looking for.  Thanks GF.  We'll be sure and check it out.

Try this link also.  www.aufamily.com
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2016, 12:36:28 PM
Pretty much.

Never understood families/tourists in Vegas.  It's a bacchanalia that shouldn't be observed by the innocent.

Never had so many "pamphlets" and "reading material" handed to me in seemingly normal places. Well except that time me and snags went to Saigon. Well, they said they were hookers but I don't remember ever paying.

There's a lot to do in the outskirts that's fine (canyon, Hoover dam,  red rock); But the strip I certainly agree with you on.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2016, 12:40:55 PM
Never had so many "pamphlets" and "reading material" handed to me in seemingly normal places. Well except that time me and snags went to Saigon. Well, they said they were hookers but I don't remember ever paying.

There's a lot to do in the outskirts that's fine (canyon, Hoover dam,  red rock); But the strip I certainly agree with you on.

Pack of cigarettes for your sister?
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2016, 12:42:44 PM
Go see the damn dam
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Saniflush on September 28, 2016, 12:53:13 PM
Go see the damn dam

Take all the dam pictures you like.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 28, 2016, 12:56:23 PM
Where can I get some dam bait?
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2016, 01:37:19 PM
If you have 10 hours to kill, you can drive to see that big hole in the ground in Arizona.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 28, 2016, 02:00:49 PM
I will be there from Thursday through Sunday morning for a Maine reunion.  Maybe I will see you somewhere. Gambling. Drinking.  Never mind.

You're leaving on the 9th ? I thought you were arriving on the 8th or 9th. I just booked a trip. Coming out Sunday night. Oh well.

Do me a favor. You know how when you finish a race, they put an X on your race bibb when they give you the shirt ? When you are done with a hooker, put an X on her forehead so I will know to keep looking.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Saniflush on September 28, 2016, 02:05:42 PM
You're leaving on the 9th ? I thought you were arriving on the 8th or 9th. I just booked a trip. Coming out Sunday night. Oh well.

Do me a favor. You know how when you finish a race, they put an X on your race bibb when they give you the shirt ? When you are done with a hooker, put an X on her forehead so I will know to keep looking.

Damn man I had no idea you were scheduling a trip. 

It's all good man, I may wear a jimmy....Then again I may not.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 28, 2016, 02:23:13 PM
Damn man I had no idea you were scheduling a trip. 

It's all good man, I may wear a jimmy....Then again I may not.

This girl that I'm seeing has never been. Her boss is out of town for that week so we are taking a stealth trip. I'm sure that Bryant will keep trying until we all go out together. So I'll see you then.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 28, 2016, 02:57:48 PM
Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter.  Plus, other than the slots, I don't gamble and have no interest in it.  So I imagine most of you single or formerly single bro's are going, "No Black Jack, hookers, strippers or blow?  What the hell else is there to do?"

Any sight seeing awesomeness?  (Besides strippers)  Any must-try restaurants/bars?  Are there any shows you take in when you go? 

Thanks Paaawwl an I'll hang up an lissen'.

Don't fuck it up, The Mrs. and I are going there for Thanksgiving. 
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2016, 03:21:21 PM
You're leaving on the 9th ? I thought you were arriving on the 8th or 9th. I just booked a trip. Coming out Sunday night. Oh well.

Do me a favor. You know how when you finish a race, they put an X on your race bibb when they give you the shirt ? When you are done with a hooker, put an X on her forehead so I will know to keep looking.

As if you two have never shared a girl before....puhlease.  Eiffel Tower!
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2016, 03:56:55 PM
Damn man I had no idea you were scheduling a trip. 

It's all good man, I may wear a jimmy....Then again I may not.

Only one way for LT to find out.
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: Ogre on September 29, 2016, 04:37:14 PM
Input.  I needs it.

Making my first trip evah to Vegas late next week.  I know, I know. I lead a sheltered life.  And this trip will be ultra conservative as Snagette and I are flying out to visit our daughter. 

What shift does she work at the Spearmint Rhino? 

I'd suggest dinner at the Eiffel Tower at Paris.  It's definitely a touristy spot, but the food is great and you can usually grab a seat overlooking the Bellagio fountains.  Take your wife to the Shops at Caeser's Palace.  She can kill an easy half a day there while you go enjoy yourself. 

That about taps out my knowledge on fambly events. 
Title: Re: Viva Las Vegas
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 29, 2016, 04:44:39 PM
What shift does she work at the Spearmint Rhino? 

I'd suggest dinner at the Eiffel Tower at Paris.  It's definitely a touristy spot, but the food is great and you can usually grab a seat overlooking the Bellagio fountains.  Take your wife to the Shops at Caeser's Palace.  She can kill an easy half a day there while you go enjoy yourself. 
That about taps out my knowledge on fambly events.


Thanks, that's a good idea.  I have a tee time Friday November 25th at 11:22 at http://www.balihaigolfclub.com/   


I can drop her off, get in my 18 and pick her back up minus the money she spends.