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Title: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2016, 02:24:33 PM
Yeah, the AU offense sputtered and clanked all night.  But, after accounting for 4 turnovers by himself in a loss to FSU, Mr. Kelly's had a little insult added to his injury.  foxynewsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly messed with the wrong porn star.

Following the Rebels’ 45-34 meltdown loss to Florida State on Monday night, adult film star and Seminoles superfan Mia Khalifa tweeted out an exchange she had with Kelly before the game.

“Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM’s #NOLES,” Khalifa wrote, along with a screen shot of their conversation.

After Kelly hit up Khalifa through a direct message on Twitter, the busty brunette then schooled Kelly in Sweet Talking 101.


Seminoles take ATX #GoNoles pic.twitter.com/SG4KUyvK3g
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016
“I’m only following you for seminole recon to find your weaknesses before the game. Also because last chance U,” Khalifa replied, referring to the Netflix documentary series in which Kelly appeared.

“Weakness 1: can’t resist urges to slide into DM’s of girls outta his league,” she wrote later.

Kelly’s Twitter account was deleted after Khalifa’s screen grab went viral. It’s probably for the best considering the team’s performance. Kelly opened his second season at Ole Miss with four touchdowns, but was intercepted three times as the Rebels blew their 28-6 halftime lead.

This was not the first time Khalifa has gotten feisty with an athlete. In May, the porn star brawled with minor league hockey pro Tom Sestito on Twitter. After Sestito insulted her looks, Khalifa took aim at his manhood.

“Wouldn’t expect a p—y like you to grow a playoff beard like this #MoreBallsThanYou,” she tweeted.

This story first appeared in NYPost.com.
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Godfather on September 06, 2016, 02:34:14 PM
That's not how this works.
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 06, 2016, 02:36:36 PM
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Godfather on September 06, 2016, 02:38:20 PM
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
her vagina?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 06, 2016, 02:52:36 PM
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
The 2nd - 5th guys?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2016, 02:56:56 PM
The 2nd - 5th guys?

Blake Chortles
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 06, 2016, 03:12:34 PM
Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?


Isn't that what basically happened to him last night?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Saniflush on September 06, 2016, 03:35:06 PM
You people suck at the format.

(http://i0.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/khalifa-11.jpg?resize=600%2C600)
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 06, 2016, 04:36:14 PM
You people suck at the format.

(http://i0.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/khalifa-11.jpg?resize=600%2C600)


I found different ones. Most were not posting material.   
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: AUJarhead on September 06, 2016, 04:47:25 PM
So Kelly is a Motorboatin' son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: chinook on September 06, 2016, 04:49:27 PM

I found different ones. Most were not posting material.

most is not all. 
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: AUJarhead on September 06, 2016, 05:33:34 PM
most is not all.

Hey, Nook, you know how I know dallas is gay?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2016, 05:53:19 PM
Hey, Nook, you know how I know dallas is gay?

Ouch!

I just wonder if ole Kelly has/had him a Rebel squeeze and has been in damage control mode most of the day.

You've been direct messaging with who????   She's a porn star???  No...don't you walk away from me.  Did you send her a picture of your dick?  Huh?  I'm quite sure she's seen bigger.   
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 06, 2016, 06:22:50 PM
You people suck at the format.

(http://i0.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/khalifa-11.jpg?resize=600%2C600)

Hotty Toddies
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2016, 11:19:09 AM
Is that a nipple?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: AUJarhead on September 07, 2016, 11:30:29 AM
You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 07, 2016, 11:40:44 AM
I just want to know why I didn't get a Christmas card!
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2016, 12:35:48 PM
(http://www.acutezmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/5ba560e450ca899ff7f25d00077c3fff.jpg)
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 07, 2016, 12:38:23 PM
You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot on it.

FTFY
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2016, 12:42:11 PM
(http://www.acutezmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/5ba560e450ca899ff7f25d00077c3fff.jpg)

You have to appreciate a woman whose boobies and booty are interchangeable.
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 07, 2016, 12:44:37 PM
You have to appreciate a woman whose boobies and booty are interchangeable.

And who looks like is watching pern while putting on make-up.
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: djsimp on September 07, 2016, 12:46:59 PM
And who looks like is watching pern while putting on make-up.

You really scrutinized the shit outta that pic huh?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2016, 01:02:45 PM
You really scrutinized the shit outta that pic huh?
I didn't even notice any computer device or makeup
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: chinook on September 07, 2016, 01:07:37 PM
And who looks like is watching pern while putting on make-up.

Jarhead...because Dallas completely glosses over tits and ass to see what kind of computer she sports?
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: djsimp on September 07, 2016, 01:08:28 PM
I didn't even notice any computer device or makeup

Kinda hard to with all the other goodies on display.
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: djsimp on September 07, 2016, 01:14:20 PM
(https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/4a16f63ec6220416e6c600136bed607c2fc1439ba47491601c40d3eb325bc8b8_large)
Title: Re: Bad Day Gets Worse
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 07, 2016, 01:21:00 PM
You really scrutinized the shit outta that pic huh?


I see all of it, and more.