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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2016, 02:24:33 PM
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Yeah, the AU offense sputtered and clanked all night. But, after accounting for 4 turnovers by himself in a loss to FSU, Mr. Kelly's had a little insult added to his injury. foxynewsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.
Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly messed with the wrong porn star.
Following the Rebels’ 45-34 meltdown loss to Florida State on Monday night, adult film star and Seminoles superfan Mia Khalifa tweeted out an exchange she had with Kelly before the game.
“Shoulda spent more time in your playbook and less time in my DM’s #NOLES,†Khalifa wrote, along with a screen shot of their conversation.
After Kelly hit up Khalifa through a direct message on Twitter, the busty brunette then schooled Kelly in Sweet Talking 101.
Seminoles take ATX #GoNoles pic.twitter.com/SG4KUyvK3g
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 6, 2016
“I’m only following you for seminole recon to find your weaknesses before the game. Also because last chance U,†Khalifa replied, referring to the Netflix documentary series in which Kelly appeared.
“Weakness 1: can’t resist urges to slide into DM’s of girls outta his league,†she wrote later.
Kelly’s Twitter account was deleted after Khalifa’s screen grab went viral. It’s probably for the best considering the team’s performance. Kelly opened his second season at Ole Miss with four touchdowns, but was intercepted three times as the Rebels blew their 28-6 halftime lead.
This was not the first time Khalifa has gotten feisty with an athlete. In May, the porn star brawled with minor league hockey pro Tom Sestito on Twitter. After Sestito insulted her looks, Khalifa took aim at his manhood.
“Wouldn’t expect a p—y like you to grow a playoff beard like this #MoreBallsThanYou,†she tweeted.
This story first appeared in NYPost.com.
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That's not how this works.
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Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
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Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
her vagina?
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Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
The 2nd - 5th guys?
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The 2nd - 5th guys?
Blake Chortles
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Yeah but at the end of the day he can watch her get railed by five dudes, so who's the real loser?
Isn't that what basically happened to him last night?
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You people suck at the format.
(http://i0.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/khalifa-11.jpg?resize=600%2C600)
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You people suck at the format.
(http://i0.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/khalifa-11.jpg?resize=600%2C600)
I found different ones. Most were not posting material.
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So Kelly is a Motorboatin' son of a bitch.
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I found different ones. Most were not posting material.
most is not all.
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most is not all.
Hey, Nook, you know how I know dallas is gay?
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Hey, Nook, you know how I know dallas is gay?
Ouch!
I just wonder if ole Kelly has/had him a Rebel squeeze and has been in damage control mode most of the day.
You've been direct messaging with who???? She's a porn star??? No...don't you walk away from me. Did you send her a picture of your dick? Huh? I'm quite sure she's seen bigger.
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You people suck at the format.
(http://i0.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/khalifa-11.jpg?resize=600%2C600)
Hotty Toddies
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Is that a nipple?
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You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
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I just want to know why I didn't get a Christmas card!
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You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot on it.
FTFY
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(http://www.acutezmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/5ba560e450ca899ff7f25d00077c3fff.jpg)
You have to appreciate a woman whose boobies and booty are interchangeable.
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You have to appreciate a woman whose boobies and booty are interchangeable.
And who looks like is watching pern while putting on make-up.
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And who looks like is watching pern while putting on make-up.
You really scrutinized the shit outta that pic huh?
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You really scrutinized the shit outta that pic huh?
I didn't even notice any computer device or makeup
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And who looks like is watching pern while putting on make-up.
Jarhead...because Dallas completely glosses over tits and ass to see what kind of computer she sports?
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I didn't even notice any computer device or makeup
Kinda hard to with all the other goodies on display.
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You really scrutinized the shit outta that pic huh?
I see all of it, and more.