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Title: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 03:37:26 PM
It's finally here..............FOOTBALL
And there's been some crazy shit already.
Houston beating Chokelahome
South Bama beating MsState,.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Token on September 03, 2016, 05:38:08 PM
LSU still looking like a pile of shit which incredible talent.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 05:40:18 PM
LF being handled easily
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Kaos on September 03, 2016, 05:45:39 PM
The Watt parents are highly unimaginative.  One son named JJ. Another named TJ.  Is their daughter named BJ? 
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 05:45:41 PM
Now he's had one good run and they show 15 replays of it.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 07:06:20 PM
Please God let Arkansas lose
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 07:54:11 PM
SEC not looking good today, After 2010 I hope they all lose. Big time cheap shot at the end of LSU game, Les should suspend that player for some games. UNC up 10 on the leg humpers. A&M wins.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 07:58:59 PM
Let me warm up the keyboard for tonight game.

Jesus what the hell kind of call was that?
What the hell was Gus thinking?
I need another beer.
Why do we have a white Quarterback?
Fuck its going to be a long season.
Does Gus make the end of the season?
I need a bunch of beers.

Any others?
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 08:11:01 PM
Who the fuck is calling the plays
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 08:13:29 PM
Hey dallas, looks like the overall IQ of that area has dropped at least 15 points with all those inbred toothless updyke loving gumps.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 08:14:25 PM
Who the fuck is calling the plays


 :thumsup:


Jesus, who teaches tackling?
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 09:34:08 PM
I repeat

Who the living fuck is calling the offense
Still the same old shit
Run up the middle from the mildcat
wide receiver screen loses 2
jet sweep

BRILLIANT  Makes you wonder who the hell are they trying to fool.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 09:44:19 PM
I repeat

Who the living fuck is calling the offense
Still the same old shit
Run up the middle from the mildcat
wide receiver screen loses 2
jet sweep

BRILLIANT  Makes you wonder who the hell are they trying to fool.


I had to check the info on the game to make sure it wasn't a 2015 game I was watching.

Jeez, we look like shit on offense. (AGAIN)   
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 09:47:13 PM
So, we really don't have a 1st string qb. I mean it's obvious that JJ can't run the damn offense or that gus and RL can't get the damn play in.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 09:59:08 PM
So, we really don't have a 1st string qb. I mean it's obvious that JJ can't run the damn offense or that gus and RL can't get the damn play in.
What a fucking abortion it is.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: CCTAU on September 03, 2016, 10:15:46 PM
So, we really don't have a 1st string qb. I mean it's obvious that JJ can't run the damn offense or that gus and RL can't get the damn play in.

This whole show was to get JJ back on the field without pissing off the fans.
He shit all over SW!
I hope it works!
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 10:30:10 PM
I predict we lead the nation:















In three and outs.  :haha: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: CCTAU on September 03, 2016, 10:51:50 PM
Here's where not having a short quick passing game kills us!
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 10:56:06 PM
Ok, big predication.

If we come out at the half and go three and out.


We don't make a bowl, we only win three games. We get skulled fuck by LSU, leg humpers and turds. We fire gus and hire The guy from Houston.

If Gus is who we thought he could be, then we can win this game. 
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: The Prowler on September 03, 2016, 11:03:02 PM
I just called Gus...told him to run a screen play and maybe a few quick slants, because Right Tackle Robert Leff is getting his shit pushed in on nearly every play.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 11:06:12 PM
Look at that, Clemson D OVERLOADED the line of scrimmage starting the second half because they know we can't pass the damn ball!!!
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 11:07:08 PM
Thought the OL was supposed to be one of the best.........................in a word   
OVERRATED
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 03, 2016, 11:11:35 PM
Thought the OL was supposed to be one of the best.........................in a word   
OVERRATED
In another word:  The worst shit show I have ever seen in my life. 
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 11:17:43 PM
FIRE GUS!!!!
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: ssgaufan on September 03, 2016, 11:18:41 PM
This f'n clown needs to be coaching high school ball again.  What a dumbass.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Come Honor Face on September 03, 2016, 11:18:50 PM
What the fuck. Is he trying to get fired ?
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 11:18:50 PM
You get two freaking first downs and then pull that QB.

Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 11:20:27 PM
I am now officially off of the gus bus

Fuck him
Fuck gushley

Might have a chance to maybe beat miss state
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 11:26:12 PM
The worst play calling
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 03, 2016, 11:29:20 PM
www.firegusandlashleeandjjandeverybodyelse.com
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 03, 2016, 11:30:52 PM
I'm officially calling for Gus to be fired.  I swear to the good Lord above that's the worst play calling I have EVER seen!!
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 11:33:43 PM
Fucking pathetic absolutely fucking pathetic
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Jumbo on September 03, 2016, 11:34:27 PM
Gus is making a mockery of the game I love so much.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 11:34:32 PM
Its official, Gus has no clue.   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 11:35:43 PM
Gus is making a mockery of the game I love so much.

Gus is making a mockery of the team we love so much. Most (GOOD) coaches know what to do.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 11:38:12 PM
I had to turn off the volume, can't take Brent Mufffburger any more
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 11:50:53 PM
Yea, we have no clue. Gus has no clue. Lets try and figure out who we can field goal to death.

Right now we don't win a SEC game. 
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 03, 2016, 11:53:44 PM
Feel sorry for the D, shit they've played well enough to win, but gus & rushley moronic play calling has done them in.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 03, 2016, 11:59:16 PM
This one loss is on coaching, I think I type that last year.


We lose next weekend. Fuck Gus and his bus.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 04, 2016, 12:06:13 AM
Have switched to Blazing Saddles. Something I can smile at. I am tired at laughing  at our offense.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: chityeah on September 04, 2016, 12:10:55 AM
Gus just go to the locker room and let these guys do it themselves.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: RWS on September 04, 2016, 12:12:46 AM
Shit you guys have a good defense.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 04, 2016, 12:14:02 AM
Be better off
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 04, 2016, 12:15:19 AM
shoot you guys have a good defense.
Too bad it's wasted by 11 retards trying to fuck a football on the other side of the field.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 04, 2016, 12:20:39 AM
Too bad it's wasted by 11 retards trying to fuck a football on the other side of the field.
I believe it's the retards calling the plays more than the players.  Coaches (offense) think you can fuck a football.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: RWS on September 04, 2016, 12:26:36 AM
Too bad it's wasted by 11 retards trying to fuck a football on the other side of the field.
I don't get the QB shuffle.  Unless it is simply Gus trying to confuse the shit out of Clemson.  But sometimes you guys get something going, and it's like as soon as the offense gets rolling, the QB with the hot hand gets pulled.  I think if he settled on a QB and stuck with it you guys win this one.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: oldautiger on September 04, 2016, 12:31:57 AM
I don't get the QB shuffle.  Unless it is simply Gus trying to confuse the shit out of Clemson.  But sometimes you guys get something going, and it's like as soon as the offense gets rolling, the QB with the hot hand gets pulled.  I think if he settled on a QB and stuck with it you guys win this one.
I don't either, made a little sense earlier if he was looking for the guy with the hot hand.  Later one of them would get hot, then pull him out.
Senseless, madness, silly shit.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: CCTAU on September 04, 2016, 12:37:41 AM
I'm good with SW here on out.

He plays football. Quit screwing with the rhythm!
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 04, 2016, 12:49:13 AM
The QB shuffle was a joke!! I've never seen anything like it.  Our D is pretty damn good and we stick with one QB and chain Johnson up in the locker room so he can never touch the field, we win that game by at least two touchdowns.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: chityeah on September 04, 2016, 12:50:45 AM
If you would have told me AU holds clempsun to 19 and we lose. I would have promised not to hate dallas.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Kaos on September 04, 2016, 12:52:35 AM
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Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: bgreene on September 04, 2016, 12:53:35 AM
GF you officially have my permission to change my avatar to a bull shoving his horn right up Gus's ass
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 04, 2016, 01:03:24 AM
Tom Herman, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: Jumbo on September 04, 2016, 01:30:21 AM
Tom Herman, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
The white zone is for loading and unloading only.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 04, 2016, 01:57:27 AM
Too bad it's wasted by 11 retards trying to fuck a football on the other side of the field.


no just two, Gus and Rhett.
Title: Re: Opening weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 04, 2016, 01:58:46 AM
I'm good with SW here on out.

He plays football. Quit screwing with the rhythm!
To bad our coaches have no idea what that is.