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Title: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 30, 2016, 03:54:01 PM

I guarantee at least half of these will come true this season or GF will refund your money.


1.  At some point, Bert Bielema will accidentally swallow a page from his offensive playbook as it gets too close to his donuts.

B.  Nick Sabbin will start a conversation with the local media about his depth chart.

Tres.  Gus Malzahn will eat his postgame meal at Niffer's.

4.  Kevin Sumlin will get a DUI while driving around a hot young coed and her boyfriend, a nationally ranked dual threat QB.

e.  Paul and Victor will have a falling out on Big Brother.

seis.  Sean White will throw for 3,500 yards and run for another 400.

7.  Mississippi State fans will make approximately 1,398 Dak Prescott highlight videos on Youtube in the month of October alone.

Ocho.  Auburn will win the National Championship.

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2016, 04:22:55 PM

I will actually make a game this year and NOT complain about the cost of hotels, flights, rent-a car and  game tickets.

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2016, 04:58:15 PM

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 30, 2016, 04:22:55 PM

I will actually make a game this year and NOT complain about the cost of hotels, flights, rent-a car and  game tickets.

 :rofl:  We have a winner.

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: Jumbo on August 30, 2016, 06:18:10 PM

Buzz I'm sure Paul will have a falling out with Victor! #friendship

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: bgreene on August 31, 2016, 08:20:44 AM

Quote from: Jumbo on August 30, 2016, 06:18:10 PM

Buzz I'm sure Paul will have a falling out with Victor! #friendship

#pissed

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: bgreene on August 31, 2016, 08:22:42 AM

My bold prediction is that AU will end regular season with a 11-1 or 10-2 record and play for the SEC

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2016, 10:24:34 AM

Quote from: bgreene on August 31, 2016, 08:22:42 AM

My bold prediction is that AU will end regular season with a 11-1 or 10-2 record and play for the SEC

Good answer...good answer...I like the way you think, I'm gonna be watching you.

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perrichardshens for the 2016 season
Post by: The Six on September 01, 2016, 10:49:45 AM

I just want to know if Auburn can compete right away this year.

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: djsimp on September 01, 2016, 11:18:06 AM

My predictions....

- WE WIN!

- No babies this year

- There will be lots and lots of grilled meats

- There will be lots and lots of consumed adult beverages

- Saban sucks.

Title: Re: Buzz's Outrageous Perdickshens for the 2016 season
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2016, 11:26:28 AM

Quote from: djsimp on September 01, 2016, 11:18:06 AM

My predictions....

- WE WIN!

- No babies this year

- There will be lots and lots of grilled meats

- There will be lots and lots of consumed adult beverages

- Saban suck.

Solid plan.  You win the internets today.