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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AWK on August 29, 2016, 11:04:16 AM

Title: Perineum
Post by: AWK on August 29, 2016, 11:04:16 AM
I woke up Saturday morning, walked outside, and felt a little different.   It was a good different, not the "I forgot to remove the assorted fruit and small mammals from my anus" different.  I pondered, what was the cause of this feeling?   Was it the announcement that Mr. White was the starting QB?   Was it the meth binge I had last week?  Like most issues in my life, The only way I would get to the bottom of this mystery was to write my thoughts down in song:

https://youtu.be/nwj8Maxg9xk

It all became clear...Boom motherbitchers, the taint has been called!  So do your kegels, stretch that butthole, maybe a few cock push ups... because football season is officially here. 
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2016, 11:11:59 AM
It's here!  It's finally here!

(http://strangebeaver.com/gallery/albums/uploads/signs/wet-taint.JPG)
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2016, 11:18:38 AM
The coolness of the taint is always memorable.
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2016, 11:50:58 AM
Woot Woot

(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-lick-my-taint.png)

It's a late taint
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 29, 2016, 11:52:44 AM
It taint football season until the taint has been called!
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: GH2001 on August 29, 2016, 11:56:50 AM
Yes yes yes. Fucking yes.
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Jumbo on August 29, 2016, 01:19:38 PM
I felt a little taint this morning! It's the most wonderful time!
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2016, 01:33:16 PM
Quote from: Jumbo on August 29, 2016, 01:19:38 PM
I felt a little taint this morning! It's the most wonderful time!
sutton taint?
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 29, 2016, 01:53:37 PM
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/mximc1_zpsgoacqbss.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/mximc1_zpsgoacqbss.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2016, 02:00:41 PM
(https://img.memecdn.com/Slippery-when-wet_o_92730.jpg)
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: chinook on August 29, 2016, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: Godfather on August 29, 2016, 11:50:58 AM
Woot Woot



It's a late taint...

...like almost i forgot or my taint still is wet from the honeymoon?
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: chinook on August 29, 2016, 02:44:43 PM
Quote from: Godfather on August 29, 2016, 01:33:16 PM
sutton taint?

#mcm
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: AWK on August 29, 2016, 03:20:14 PM
Quote from: chinook on August 29, 2016, 02:44:10 PM
...like almost i forgot or my taint still is wet from the honeymoon?
There was taint everywhere.
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2016, 03:32:08 PM
Quote from: AWK on August 29, 2016, 03:20:14 PM
There was taint everywhere.

The smell must have been atrocious.
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: AWK on August 29, 2016, 03:49:34 PM
Quote from: Godfather on August 29, 2016, 03:32:08 PM
The smell must have been atrocious.
It smelled like flowers and sin.
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2016, 03:55:34 PM
Quote from: AWK on August 29, 2016, 03:49:34 PM
It smelled like flowers and sin.
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Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: wesfau2 on August 29, 2016, 08:40:46 PM
I knew there had to be a reason for the particularly bothersome case of swamp ass that afflicted me today.

I contribute one greasy, foul taint to this year's calling.
Title: Re: Perineum
Post by: AWK on August 29, 2016, 09:10:44 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 29, 2016, 08:40:46 PM
I knew there had to be a reason for the particularly bothersome case of swamp ass that afflicted me today.

I contribute one greasy, foul taint to this year's calling.
And that's why you're my boy.