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Title: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 20, 2016, 12:53:44 PM
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Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: wesfau2 on June 20, 2016, 12:58:17 PM
Unmitigated bullshit.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 20, 2016, 12:59:10 PM
I was going to type "unbelievable"...but it's really not. About par for the course really...
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: wesfau2 on June 20, 2016, 01:01:08 PM
I'm not seeing any news outlets with this.  Where'd you get it?

Nevermind:  https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/744940490806681600

Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 20, 2016, 01:23:16 PM
Is anyone really surprised by this? Stevie Wonder even saw this outcome.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: The Six on June 20, 2016, 01:40:03 PM
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/06/prosecution_declined_on_all_ch.html#incart_breaking (http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/06/prosecution_declined_on_all_ch.html#incart_breaking)

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The district attorney did not find sufficient evidence to prosecute, according to the county clerk's office. The charges were not dropped completely, however. The clerk's office said the case could proceed in the future if new evidence is presented. But for now, no future court dates are scheduled.

Yeah, right. New evidence. Whatevs.  :taunt:
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: AUChizad on June 20, 2016, 01:52:20 PM
http://www.knoe.com/content/news/Charges-against-University-of-Alabama-football-players-dropped-383654561.html
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Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 20, 2016, 02:07:29 PM
What in the hell does that quote even mean? I wonder how many other young males have been put behind bars by this guy?

There's no way he's not an Alabama fan.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: The Six on June 20, 2016, 02:08:18 PM
http://www.knoe.com/content/news/Charges-against-University-of-Alabama-football-players-dropped-383654561.html
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 We ought just pay them, PAWWWWWWWLLLLLL!
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: The Six on June 20, 2016, 02:10:18 PM
Juwan Simpson has been hired as Associate Athletics Relations Associate to the Players Well-Being Committee.

Nick Saban, Czar of all things Tahd, stated, "Juwan is a fine man and his Ice Cream Rewards Program is something we are excited to implement here at Alabama." "Any questions? I didn't think so. Now, who is my mid-day blowjob?"
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: wesfau2 on June 20, 2016, 02:21:33 PM
What in the hell does that quote even mean? I wonder how many other young males have been put behind bars by this guy?

There's no way he's not an Alabama fan.

LA State Bar website doesn't give any information on a lawyer's alma mater, unfortunately.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 20, 2016, 02:22:25 PM
The only reason this was news is that it happened outside Saban's jurisdiction.  Had this happened in Tuscaloosa, it would have never seen the light of day.  The delay the other day was just extra time to get the $$$ sorted out and in the right hands.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: The Six on June 20, 2016, 02:26:10 PM
The only reason this was news is that it happened outside Saban's jurisdiction.  Had this happened in Tuscaloosa, it would have never seen the light of day.  The delay the other day was just extra time to get the $$$ sorted out and in the right hands.

Some re-election campaigns no longer have to worry about fundraising.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 20, 2016, 02:27:22 PM
"But Jones, who has a reputation for a light touch with nonviolent criminals and an iron first with violent ones, said he still has “a passion and energy” for the job as Ouachita and Morehouse parishes’ top law enforcement official."

From a USA Today piece on Jones a couple of years back.  Light touch?
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: The Six on June 20, 2016, 02:29:12 PM
Light touch?

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District Attorney Jerry Jones said “I refuse to ruin the lies of two young men who have spent their adolescence and teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all in the air condition.”

Those poor student-athletes. They deserve the right to smoke illegal substances and have weapons in a park late at night because they play so hard for our enjoyment. We owe it to them.

Same old shit, different day.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: wesfau2 on June 20, 2016, 02:34:48 PM
Also...dropping this shit quietly while the world melts down over the Cavs?

Devious.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 20, 2016, 02:38:15 PM
Also...dropping this shit quietly while the world melts down over the Cavs?

Devious.

Wes, what was that phrase you posted in the other thread....carte blanche?
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 20, 2016, 02:43:19 PM
You know, I have no idea if any of the 4 Auburn guys popped for having the sticky will miss time or what their punishment will be...or was. But you can be damn sure the charges won't be dropped.  If this guy has a rep for coddling non-violent offenders, you give them deferred prosecution. You keep them out of jail, which I didn't expect or even want them to get anyway.  But just inexplicably dropping everything? Wait, I forgot.  There was an explanation.  They practice football in the hot sun.   
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: GH2001 on June 20, 2016, 02:46:33 PM
Wes, what was that phrase you posted in the other thread....carte blanche?

I loved Blanche. She was my favorite golden girl. Well except for Sophia.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 20, 2016, 03:16:27 PM
K is not going to like this.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Godfather on June 20, 2016, 04:04:57 PM
Runs like a well oiled machine
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: chityeah on June 21, 2016, 09:19:02 PM
Finally! Someone says something. http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/saban-must-do-right-thing-cam-robinson-hootie-jones/
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: The Six on June 21, 2016, 11:31:47 PM
Finally! Someone says something. http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/saban-must-do-right-thing-cam-robinson-hootie-jones/

Pfft. As if Saban is gonna do anything to them or anyone else he needs to play. Stop fooling yourself.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 22, 2016, 11:16:32 AM
Revision to Louisiana Bar Exam.

147. Jeff and Bob are arrested after being found by police in a parked car smoking marijuana and in possession of a stolen firearm.  The charges of Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana and Felony Possession of a Stolen Firearm will apply to:

A.  Jeff only

B.  Bob only

C.  Both Jeff and Bob

D.  Neither if both Jeff and Bob play football for the University of Alabama.

 
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: AUChizad on June 22, 2016, 12:06:03 PM
LET IT BE KNOWN!

THE GREAT DISCIPLINARIAN HAS BACKDATED DOCUMENTATION PROVING HE IS NOT TAKING THIS LIGHTLY!

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/06/the_punishment_alabama_has_alr.html

What do you think Vegas puts on odds that "suspended indefinitely" ending some time before the game 1 season opener?
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: ssgaufan on June 22, 2016, 12:15:56 PM
LET IT BE KNOWN!

THE GREAT DISCIPLINARIAN HAS BACKDATED DOCUMENTATION PROVING HE IS NOT TAKING THIS LIGHTLY!

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/06/the_punishment_alabama_has_alr.html

What do you think Vegas puts on odds that "suspended indefinitely" ending some time before the game 1 season opener?

Yep, can't have his star left tackle miss a big game such as the USC opener.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 22, 2016, 03:52:47 PM
Yep, can't have his star left tackle miss a big game such as the USC opener.
You guys jest but the 26 hours riding with a Northport police officer is no joke.

Can you imagine 26 hours in a car with Token?

You'd be hoping to get ambushed by a cartel by then.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: Saniflush on June 23, 2016, 09:53:57 AM
You guys jest but the 26 hours riding with a Northport police officer is no joke.

Can you imagine 26 hours in a car with Token?

You'd be hoping to get ambushed by a cartel by then.

Could be worse.....Imagine if Dallas were the cop.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: AUChizad on June 23, 2016, 10:24:06 AM
Could be worse.....Imagine if Dallas were the cop.
That'd be pretty keen actually.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 23, 2016, 10:39:09 AM
Could be worse.....Imagine if Dallas were the cop.
^^^This.
Title: Re: A-Freaking-Mazing - No Charges for Bama Players
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 23, 2016, 11:55:33 AM
Could be worse.....Imagine if Dallas were the cop.

I'd make you respect my authoriti. 

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