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Title: 56? Holy shit you're old!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 12:29:43 PM: Happy birthday to the world's most hated man!
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Post by: Saniflush on June 14, 2016, 12:53:47 PM: Today is Hillary's birthday?
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 01:03:18 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 12:29:43 PM
Happy birthday to the world's most hated man!

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/533489341_zps2mi1zqum.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/533489341_zps2mi1zqum.jpg.html)
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Post by: CCTAU on June 14, 2016, 01:29:21 PM: Happy birthday.

Link to gofundme for trip to JHS, please...
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 01:33:34 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on June 14, 2016, 12:53:47 PM
Today is Hillary's birthday?
The only two differences between her and Dallas is that Hillary is less likely to squat to take a piss and he looks better in a pantsuit.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2016, 01:40:33 PM: Happy Birthday!

I've always wanted to know...was Moses really as great a guy as they say?
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 01:47:47 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2016, 01:40:33 PM
Happy Birthday!

I've always wanted to know...was Moses really as great a guy as they say?

I'm telling Mrs. Dallas you are being mean to me.
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Post by: ssgaufan on June 14, 2016, 01:54:08 PM: Happy Birthday!
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 02:05:47 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 01:33:34 PM
The only two differences between her and Dallas is that Hillary is less likely to squat to take a piss and he looks better in a pantsuit.

I don't wear pants suits, now leisure suits well, lets just say.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/leisure-suit-70s-plaid-40671_zpspjtr8uwr.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/leisure-suit-70s-plaid-40671_zpspjtr8uwr.jpg.html)
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 02:22:13 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on June 14, 2016, 01:29:21 PM
Happy birthday.

Link to gofundme for trip to JHS, please...

www.gofundMrandMrsDallastoauburn.com

or

PM me and I'll let you send me cash. (its easier this way)
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 02:33:56 PM: I hate your birthday.

But have a good one anyway. :thumsup:
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Post by: The Six on June 14, 2016, 02:43:03 PM: Happy Birthday, D! Hope you get to motorboat later.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 02:48:05 PM: I do want to thank everybody, I know everyone of you mean exactly what you say.

:thumsup: #winning and :fu:
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Post by: GH2001 on June 14, 2016, 03:42:29 PM: Must be a keen age
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 14, 2016, 03:56:28 PM: I hope your hair catches on fire when you're blowing out all of those candles and when you bite into it, you discover that it's a shit cake.

I hate you, even on your birthday.
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Post by: oldautiger on June 14, 2016, 03:56:44 PM: Happy Birthday damned snot nosed punk kid :aubie:
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:21:01 PM: You so old, you knew Cap'n Crunch when he was still a Private.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:30:00 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:21:01 PM
You so old, you knew Cap'n Crunch when he was still a Private.

When folks started boarding I was third in line for the Arc.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:31:03 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:30:00 PM

When folks started boarding I was third in line for the Arc.

Your birth certificate is in Roman Numerals.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:35:57 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:31:03 PM
Your birth certificate is in Roman Numerals.

I can't find it right now but I think there is a quote about a " Dallaswareagle misspell thy holy name" in the bible.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:49:11 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:35:57 PM
I can't find it right now but I think there is a quote about a " Dallaswareagle misspell thy holy name" in the bible.

You so old, you got an autographed Bible.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:54:03 PM: I am so old I can hide my own Easter Eggs.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:59:38 PM: I took my first drivers test in the Flintstone vehicle.

What just happened? Where did nooks post go? (nevermind)
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Post by: chinook on June 14, 2016, 05:01:34 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:49:11 PM
You so old, you got an autographed Bible.

Dallas,

×× ×™ ×©×•× × ××•×ª×š

Jesus
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 05:02:57 PM: Quote from: chinook on June 14, 2016, 05:01:34 PM

Dallas,

×× ×™ ×©×•× × ××•×ª×š

Jesus

But he couldn't really hate me could he?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 05:05:24 PM: Quote from: chinook on June 14, 2016, 05:01:34 PM

Dallas,

×× ×™ ×©×•× × ××•×ª×š

Jesus

I giggled.

You so old, a friend complimented you on your new alligator shoes...but you were barefoot.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 05:18:14 PM: I am so old I couldn't even make games when we were called "East Alabama Male College"

Almost made one under "Alabama Polytechnic Institute (API)" but missed the stage coach.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 05:23:37 PM: You so old, you sank your teeth into a steak and they stayed there.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 05:28:08 PM: When Moses parted the Red Sea, I was on the other side fishing.
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Post by: GH2001 on June 14, 2016, 06:15:28 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 05:02:57 PM
But he couldn't really hate me could he?

Do what Jesus would do. Except if it involves Dallas. Even Jesus hates him.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 07:18:53 PM: You're so old George Washington cut down your Christmas tree.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 07:26:13 PM: According to the Upcoming Birthdays on the forum's main page, you're 3 years older than jesus.
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Post by: chinook on June 15, 2016, 09:43:13 AM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 07:26:13 PM
According to the Upcoming Birthdays on the forum's main page, you're 3 years older than jesus.

(http://i.imgur.com/O411t2Q.jpg)
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 15, 2016, 03:10:56 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 01:03:18 PM

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/533489341_zps2mi1zqum.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/533489341_zps2mi1zqum.jpg.html)

Yeah...that's it...
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 15, 2016, 03:17:58 PM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 15, 2016, 03:10:56 PM
Yeah...that's it...

It was yesterday. :sneer: