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Title: Gluten is the new vegan!
Post by: CCTAU on April 29, 2016, 12:32:50 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2016, 12:59:50 PM: Oh damn, I have family that's not far off from that. The mother has diagnosed herself and all her kids as gluten intolerant. One of her boys was with us on vacation and we were talking about where we were going to eat. Somebody mentioned a certain food.

Oh, I can't eat that.

Why not.

It's got gluten in it.

So you're allergic to gluten?

Uh huh

What happens if you eat it?

I don't know.

Mama say gluten causes every ailment under the sun.
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Post by: Saniflush on April 29, 2016, 01:06:02 PM: These people are a bunch of whack jobs. I ask for extra glutens
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 29, 2016, 01:09:49 PM: I ate Elmer's gluten as a kid but to my knowledge haven't had it in many years. I do sniff some occasionally. I like to sniff pussy too.
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 29, 2016, 01:11:37 PM: If you eat gluten, it'll make your dick fly off.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2016, 01:28:49 PM: Gluten killed my grandfather!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2016, 01:57:27 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2016, 01:28:49 PM
Gluten killed my grandfather!

Really? Mine too. That's so weird.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2016, 02:06:04 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2016, 01:57:27 PM
Really? Mine too. That's so weird.

Jeff Gluten. Shot him right in the head.
Title: Re: Gluten is the new vegan!
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2016, 02:08:02 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 29, 2016, 02:06:04 PM
Jeff Gluten. Shot him right in the head.

I'm not happy about what he did, but you have to admit that Jeff Gluten is one hell of a man.

To Jeff Gluten. :bar:
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Post by: chinook on April 29, 2016, 03:06:58 PM: as long as the gluten is organic then gluten doesn't bother me.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on April 29, 2016, 03:28:54 PM: Quote from: chinook on April 29, 2016, 03:06:58 PM
as long as the gluten is organic then gluten doesn't bother me.

This....wait...what?

Speaking of organic, I've never been into that and don't get what the fuss or reasoning behind it is. We were in the ATL this past Sunday and some friends we were meeting suggested this restaurant, "5 Seasons Brewery". Brewery? Okay, I'm game. Just about everything on the menu was organic this and organic that. Had to google chrome some of the items and finally decided since it was still before lunch on something called 2 potato skillet and eggs. Basically hash browns cooked in a skillet with a couple of scrambled eggs. How do you screw up eggs and hash browns? You can't, unless they're ORGANIC eggs. Sweet Haysus, who came up with that shit? When a man can't polish off a couple of scrambled chicken eggs, you need to kick out all those skinny jeans hipster gheys and shut that bitch down.
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Post by: jmar on April 30, 2016, 05:51:25 AM: Glutton's for glutens. We're all gonna die.
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Post by: GH2001 on April 30, 2016, 07:12:37 AM: The gluten free craze is one of the biggest scams pulled on mankind.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on May 02, 2016, 12:26:25 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 30, 2016, 07:12:37 AM
The gluten free craze is one of the biggest scams pulled on mankind.

Yup, the less product in a product is more expensive. :huh: