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Title: The Man Rulez
Post by: Kaos on March 22, 2016, 05:47:46 PM
The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2016, 05:56:03 PM
The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

I think I've taken three selfies in my lifetime.  2 were in JHS, one of which was me standing on the spot where Chris Davis fielded Kick 6.  The other from my seats just after Kick 6 to capture the panda-freakin-monium.  The 3rd was at the beach holding GF's Fin Rush gear. 
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 22, 2016, 07:56:56 PM
The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

No and no
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 22, 2016, 09:51:57 PM
I'll add 2 more:

3. Hair gel
4. Buckle brand jeans

Any one else?
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 22, 2016, 10:38:08 PM
I'm not a grown man, but I found some funny shit of basefooks. Newsflash: "They are now selling pot brownies at baseball games in Colorado."

Quote
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senior Defense Department officials are bracing for criticism after they announced plans to create another new medal—one that doesn’t require service in any of the nation’s branches of the armed forces.  The medal will formally recognize the desire many young Americans have to serve, even if they never actually signed up.

“Not everyone has the courage or commitment required for actual service in our armed forces,” said Alexander Hornesphlaeger, Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Unnecessary Programs.  “This medal will honor the men and women who wished to serve but, for various reasons, chose other paths,” Hornesphlaeger said.

The first medal will be awarded at a Pentagon ceremony next month to Roger Jackson, 23, of Winter Park, Fla.

“I used to watch a lot of war movies when I was growing up and I always wanted to wear a uniform,” Jackson said.  “When I was thinking about joining the Army right after high school I wasn’t going to go for some desk job, I wanted infantry or cavalry or public affairs.  You know, something that would put me right in the thick of things,” he said.

Jackson even considered joining the Marine Corps or becoming a Navy SEAL, but his dreams of military service were crushed when he landed a job at a local Taco Bell and was accepted into community college.

The medal, which looks exactly like the Pentagon's popular new Distinguished Warfare Medal, will rank just above the armed services’ medals for achievement, but below commendation medals.  Recipients who considered joining more than one branch of service will be awarded an elm leaf cluster for each additional branch considered.  A silver elm leaf is awarded if all six armed services—Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard and Postal Service—are considered.

Those who can document their actual intentions to join one or more services qualify for a bronze “I” device.

“I wish the medal ranked a little higher, maybe right around the Purple Heart or whatever you call that medal you get when you’re wounded,” Jackson said.  “If I had joined the infantry I probably would have got shot or something, or maybe even blown up by one of those IUDs,” he noted.

Hornesphlaeger said that Roger Jackson and thousands like him exemplify the “noblest intentions of a new generation of potential heroes.” 
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Kaos on March 23, 2016, 12:04:00 AM
I'm not a grown man, but I found some funny shit of basefooks. Newsflash: "They are now selling pot brownies at baseball games in Colorado."

(http://buildingadreamonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/derailed.jpg)
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 23, 2016, 08:25:20 AM
1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. Not sure what that is.

5. Attending a broadway musical/symphony? (Ballet is an automatic yes, but those others could go either way)

6. Hair longer than your chin?
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: ssgaufan on March 23, 2016, 08:55:12 AM
7. Wearing skinny jeans.

8. Having a man bun.

9. Vaping.

Hey Buzz,   :bar:
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2016, 08:59:22 AM
Wearing skinny jeans.

Having a man bun.

Vaping.

/thread
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 23, 2016, 09:15:13 AM
The only 2 I've seen so far that I TOTALLY disagree with are: wearing Crocs in public and skinny jeans. I'm a croc wearer, although I slipped and fell down the outside stairs (11 steps) last month while it was raining. You will bust yo ass in crocs when it's wet.

I srsly thought that I would need a hip replacement and shoulder surgery.

Re: skinny jeans, I'm not sure what they are but I like to show my figure in tight jeans. Granted, my penis makes a huge bulge but I work hard to maintain my figure, so I want to show it off.

I'm sure some of you "cool" gays have ear bobs but I'm no fan. They are for the ladies, as far as I'm concerned.

I know that a lot of manly men and wannabe manly men wear them. I know that Bo Jackson wears them. I'm just not a fan of jewelry on a man's ear, nose, tits or whatever. Bo can back it up. You cannot.

Also, want to add fanny packs. I don't mind a satchel, briefcase or masculine looking attache' case. But fanny packs are mostly for manly women.

I've never taken a selfie. Ever. And I'm a very handsome man.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Godfather on March 23, 2016, 10:04:23 AM
The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

Why do you hate Jumbo and Chinook?
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Godfather on March 23, 2016, 10:06:18 AM
  The 3rd was at the beach holding GF's Fin Rush gear.
I had that blown up and mounted. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2016, 10:21:03 AM
7. Wearing skinny jeans.

8. Having a man bun.

9. Vaping.

Hey Buzz,  :fu:

I was agreeing with you.  Geez...
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Saniflush on March 23, 2016, 11:08:27 AM
I had that blown up and mounted. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent.

The selfie was a gift Todd.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: ssgaufan on March 23, 2016, 12:47:11 PM
I was agreeing with you.  Geez...

My bad.  I've been away for a while, and forgot the format.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2016, 01:58:07 PM
My bad.  I've been away for a while, and forgot the format.

^^^^^^DOES NOT KNOW FORMAT
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Kaos on March 23, 2016, 02:20:11 PM
Gonna have to disagree with you on the musicals.   I've seen several, including Phantom of the Opera in NYC. 

Great stuff.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2016, 02:34:32 PM
Replacing an "S" with a "Z" in any word, any time.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2016, 02:36:06 PM
Replacing an "S" with a "Z" in any word, any time.

lulz
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Kaos on March 23, 2016, 02:43:24 PM
Replacing an "S" with a "Z" in any word, any time.

Agreez
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2016, 03:01:22 PM
We can probably find a lot more of these man rulez on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth..
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: ssgaufan on March 23, 2016, 03:37:57 PM
Using bae as a word
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: AUJarhead on March 23, 2016, 04:13:33 PM
Replacing an "S" with a "Z" in any word, any time.

Ok, Buss.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2016, 04:30:23 PM
Wear clothes emblazoned with cartoon characters.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Kaos on March 23, 2016, 04:35:03 PM
Wear clothes emblazoned with cartoon characters.

As long as we stipulate that Batman is real, the jungle book is not a cartoon and transformers are robots I'm good.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2016, 04:44:40 PM
As long as we stipulate that Batman is real, the jungle book is not a cartoon and transformers are robots I'm good.

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Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2016, 04:45:19 PM
As long as we stipulate that Batman is real, the jungle book is not a cartoon and transformers are robots I'm good.

We'll take that under consideration.  Could I have all the committee members gather in the conference room, please?
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Godfather on March 23, 2016, 04:55:26 PM
As long as we stipulate that Batman is real, the jungle book is not a cartoon and transformers are robots I'm good.
Robots in disguise.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2016, 04:56:38 PM
Superman's gonna whip somebody's ass
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2016, 05:00:08 PM
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2016, 05:09:44 PM
Robots in disguise.

#blackrobotslivesmatter
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 23, 2016, 07:40:35 PM
Gonna have to disagree with you on the musicals.   I've seen several, including Phantom of the Opera in NYC. 

Great stuff.
It crosses the line into pickle puffery when you sing along to Rogers and Hammerstein.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: The Six on March 23, 2016, 07:47:34 PM
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

No.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 23, 2016, 07:59:08 PM
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
They used to call me Crazy Joe, but now they call me Batman.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2016, 10:04:58 PM
You people are nutso.  It's like I'm right here and you're all three doors down.
Title: Re: The Man Rulez
Post by: CCTAU on March 23, 2016, 11:31:36 PM
The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

Wait a minute bitch!

I wear my crocs in public. Got a nice pair of crocs.

I wear whatever I want. Lay off the Crocs dammit!