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Title: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Kaos on January 26, 2016, 09:20:20 AM
I laughed and lost a piece of ass I'd been working on for about a month. 

Radio said Bryant died. She cried.  I laughed. And it was over.

Fuck that drunk old coot. 
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 26, 2016, 09:59:34 AM
I say we roll Toomers Corner AGAIN!
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 26, 2016, 10:27:23 AM
I laughed and lost a piece of ass I'd been working on for about a month. 

Radio said Bryant died. She cried.  I laughed. And it was over.

Fuck that drunk old coot.


I would guess loss work production and high absenteeism are in store for turd town today and tomorrow. 
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Kaos on January 26, 2016, 10:30:10 AM

I would guess loss work production and high absenteeism are in store for turd town today and tomorrow.

Nah.  Their savior has been resurrected in the shape of a dabbing gnome. 

Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: wesfau2 on January 26, 2016, 11:56:29 AM
Eh...who gives a shit?
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: jmar on January 26, 2016, 12:21:45 PM
Soon afterwards, cub reporter Paul Finebaum somehow assumes the role of the old man's official biographer and Turd mouthpiece when all he truly qualifies for is Bryant Museum Curator.
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 26, 2016, 12:25:28 PM
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Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Kaos on January 26, 2016, 12:25:51 PM
Eh...who gives a shit?

She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.   
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Godfather on January 26, 2016, 12:26:53 PM
She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.
Cut him a break Wes it was back when it could get hard.
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Kaos on January 26, 2016, 12:36:32 PM
Cut him a break Wes it was back when it could get hard.

Yes.  When the wind blew or an owl hooted or a dwarf sneezed.  Didn't matter.  But this?  Bryant denied me some prime. 

I gave in to the dark side (and no, not THAT dark side) at that moment.  My hate for the Empire was entrenched. 
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: wesfau2 on January 26, 2016, 12:49:50 PM
She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.

She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Kaos on January 26, 2016, 01:01:15 PM
She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

Point taken.  She has churned through at least three husbands since that day. 
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 26, 2016, 01:01:44 PM
She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

That's fine with me as long as she grunts every once in a while.
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 26, 2016, 01:30:11 PM
I say we roll Toomers Corner AGAIN!
Hell yeah! I've got class tonight, but if we leave quickly, we can get down there and back before it starts.
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Godfather on January 26, 2016, 01:48:38 PM
That's fine with me as long as she grunts every once in a while.
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Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 26, 2016, 01:50:05 PM
She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

If a turd fan is not having sex with a relative, do they consider that interracial?   
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: The Six on January 26, 2016, 01:50:53 PM
Hell yeah! I've got class tonight, but if we leave quickly, we can get down there and back before it starts.

Be sure you make a run to Taco Bell. You need to place a deposit in the Shane from Centerpoint Bank.
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 26, 2016, 01:58:32 PM
Be sure you make a run to Taco Bell. You need to place a deposit in the Shane from Centerpoint Bank.
I stop by Jefferson Memorial Gardens every December 1st to drop off a commemorative token.
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 26, 2016, 04:05:15 PM
Nice beaver
Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 26, 2016, 04:43:46 PM
I stop by Jefferson Memorial Gardens every December 1st to drop off a commemorative token.


Nice of you to let our four legged friends in on the fun.

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Title: Re: Thirty three years ago today
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 26, 2016, 05:09:34 PM
That's one bodacious set of ta-ta's.