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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on January 18, 2016, 11:13:24 PM
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When he went to the Great Wall of China and didn't find a buffet.
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:facepalm:
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ROR
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ROR
Man, thats just wong
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Dey jest angry cause dey gots all dem teefbrushes and no teef
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When he went to the Job Fair and couldn't get any cotton candy.
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(http://img.pandawhale.com/96203-teminator-not-funny-gif-T2-Arn-CJma.gif)
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This guy walks into a bar in Tuscaloosa and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?â€
The guy says, “I’m from England.â€
The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in England?â€
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.â€
The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?â€
The guy says, “I mount animals.â€
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!â€
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Why did we need to start a new bad jokes thread? Did we lose some gigabyte storage or something?
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I was in London the other day and got mugged by two Chinese guys.
The police have it narrowed down to 45,000 suspects.
Bada Bing.
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What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?
The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair
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When he went to Shoe Carnival and there were no clowns.
Format dammit. Format.
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A blind man walks into a bar, a table and a chair.
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when he showed up at the family reunion and realized he'd left his pack of condoms in the pocket of his other pants.
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when he tried to press any key to continue, he couldn't find a key that said "any".
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When he clicked on the movie thread to see which new movies were worth watching, only to find someone's head smashed on the asphalt with their eyes popped out.
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When he clicked on the movie thread to see which new movies were worth watching, only to find someone's head smashed on the asphalt with their eyes popped out.
FORMAT! Oh wait...
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when he showed up at the family reunion and realized he'd left his pack of condoms in the pocket of his other pants.
(http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-09/15/Manitowoc%20County%20Sheriff_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg)
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when he found out Fleetwood Mac was not a new hamburger at McDonald's.
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when he logged into eHarmony.com and was automatically redirected to Ancestry.com.
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When he marked "Yes" for Sex on his job application and didn't get any.
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When he spread MY Jelly on his peanut butter sandwich.
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When he spread MY Jelly on his peanut butter sandwich.
your jelly?
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This Kentucky jelly don't taste good at all, Bubba.
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your jelly?
Fucking autocorrect. And my blindness. I can't see any more.
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When he went to Auburn, sprayed the trees with Axe and they didn't fall down.
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when he arrived at the Craps game with a roll of toilet paper.
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when he got a headache from his ring hat.
(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fan.jpg?w=1024&h=1024)
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While he was fucking his new bride, his mom yells, " Would you and your sister be quite, me and your Uncle can't sleep"
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When he logged onto ancestry.com and found that it wasn't a dating site.
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When he logged onto ancestry.com and found that it wasn't a dating site.
Okay, that was good.
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When he logged into match.com and couldn't light his Marlboro
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when he logged in to FarmersOnly.com and realized it wasn't about goat swapping.
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Ugh...someone put this thread out of its misery.
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Okay, that was good.
I liked it.
But I unfriend you.
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I liked it.
But I unfriend you.
Will you be removing him from your wall?
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Will you be removing him from your wall?
I thought it was a case.
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I thought it was a case.
We have both
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Will you be removing him from your wall?
Not how any of this works.