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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on January 18, 2016, 11:13:24 PM

Title: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: Kaos on January 18, 2016, 11:13:24 PM
When he went to the Great Wall of China and didn't find a buffet.
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: wesfau2 on January 19, 2016, 09:07:26 AM
 :facepalm:
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2016, 09:38:33 AM
ROR
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Post by: GH2001 on January 19, 2016, 09:48:57 AM
ROR

Man, thats just wong
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2016, 10:03:35 AM
Dey jest angry cause dey gots all dem teefbrushes and no teef
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Post by: Kaos on January 19, 2016, 10:37:05 AM
When he went to the Job Fair and couldn't get any cotton candy. 
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 19, 2016, 10:40:23 AM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/96203-teminator-not-funny-gif-T2-Arn-CJma.gif)
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2016, 10:41:52 AM
This guy walks into a bar in Tuscaloosa and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from England.”

The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in England?”

The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?”

The guy says, “I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 19, 2016, 10:54:45 AM
Why did we need to start a new bad jokes thread? Did we lose some gigabyte storage or something?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2016, 10:58:24 AM
I was in London the other day and got mugged by two Chinese guys.

The police have it narrowed down to 45,000 suspects. 


Bada Bing.
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 19, 2016, 03:36:51 PM
What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?

 The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair
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Post by: Kaos on January 19, 2016, 03:52:37 PM
When he went to Shoe Carnival and there were no clowns.


Format dammit.  Format.
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Post by: The Prowler on January 19, 2016, 04:31:52 PM
A blind man walks into a bar, a table and a chair.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 19, 2016, 04:38:45 PM
when he showed up at the family reunion and realized he'd left his pack of condoms in the pocket of his other pants.
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2016, 04:49:21 PM
when he tried to press any key to continue, he couldn't find a key that said "any".
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Post by: Token on January 19, 2016, 04:53:58 PM
When he clicked on the movie thread to see which new movies were worth watching, only to find someone's head smashed on the asphalt with their eyes popped out. 
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2016, 04:58:56 PM
When he clicked on the movie thread to see which new movies were worth watching, only to find someone's head smashed on the asphalt with their eyes popped out.
FORMAT!  Oh wait...
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: The Six on January 19, 2016, 04:59:28 PM
when he showed up at the family reunion and realized he'd left his pack of condoms in the pocket of his other pants.

(http://media.mwcradio.com/mimesis/2015-09/15/Manitowoc%20County%20Sheriff_jpg_475x310_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2016, 05:15:38 PM
when he found out Fleetwood Mac was not a new hamburger at McDonald's.
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Post by: The Six on January 19, 2016, 07:43:39 PM
when he logged into eHarmony.com and was automatically redirected to Ancestry.com.
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: Kaos on January 19, 2016, 09:21:40 PM
When he marked "Yes" for Sex on his job application and didn't get any.
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Post by: Kaos on January 20, 2016, 09:14:35 PM
When he spread MY Jelly on his peanut butter sandwich.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on January 21, 2016, 11:34:31 AM
When he spread MY Jelly on his peanut butter sandwich.

your jelly?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 21, 2016, 01:59:06 PM
This Kentucky jelly don't taste good at all, Bubba.
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Post by: Kaos on January 21, 2016, 02:10:35 PM
your jelly?

Fucking autocorrect.  And my blindness.  I can't see any more. 
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Post by: Kaos on January 21, 2016, 02:29:14 PM
When he went to Auburn, sprayed the trees with Axe and they didn't fall down. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2016, 02:39:00 PM
when he arrived at the Craps game with a roll of toilet paper.
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: The Six on January 21, 2016, 04:52:53 PM
when he got a headache from his ring hat.

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fan.jpg?w=1024&h=1024)
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 21, 2016, 05:04:12 PM
While he was fucking his new bride, his mom yells, " Would you and your sister be quite, me and your Uncle can't sleep"
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Post by: Buzz Killington on January 21, 2016, 05:13:50 PM
When he logged onto ancestry.com and found that it wasn't a dating site.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2016, 05:27:16 PM
When he logged onto ancestry.com and found that it wasn't a dating site.

Okay, that was good.
Title: Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
Post by: Kaos on January 21, 2016, 06:47:33 PM
When he logged into match.com and couldn't light his Marlboro
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Post by: AUownsU on January 23, 2016, 05:22:52 PM
when he logged in to FarmersOnly.com and realized it wasn't about goat swapping.
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Post by: wesfau2 on January 24, 2016, 11:15:29 AM
Ugh...someone put this thread out of its misery.
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Post by: GH2001 on January 25, 2016, 11:43:52 AM
Okay, that was good.

I liked it.

But I unfriend you.
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Post by: CCTAU on January 25, 2016, 12:27:38 PM
I liked it.

But I unfriend you.

Will you be removing him from your wall?
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Post by: Saniflush on January 25, 2016, 12:47:37 PM
Will you be removing him from your wall?

I thought it was a case.
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Post by: Godfather on January 25, 2016, 01:43:23 PM
I thought it was a case.
We have both
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Post by: GH2001 on January 25, 2016, 03:16:57 PM
Will you be removing him from your wall?

Not how any of this works.