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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 08:06:38 PM

Title: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 08:06:38 PM
Winner gets Clemson.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 08:21:18 PM
MSU has 8 up close to slow Henry, daring Kiffen to throw.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Kaos on December 31, 2015, 08:26:18 PM
There is literally nothing in the world I care less about than this game.

I am getting nuked on tequila.  Three shots in.  13 to go. 
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 08:33:53 PM
There is literally nothing in the world I care less about than this game.

I am getting nuked on tequila.  Three shots in.  13 to go.
You can't get obliviated. We need you to sing the praises of Dabo, conqueror of Big Game Bob.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 08:45:56 PM
MSU front jamming the holes and making it difficult for Henry so far.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 08:47:57 PM
Bammer using wide screens to access blocking while avoiding throws downfield. Some apprehension here.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Kaos on December 31, 2015, 08:51:36 PM
You can't get obliviated. We need you to sing the praises of Dabo, conqueror of Big Game Bob.

I will not sing about penis face fuck holes.    I do not know their songs. 
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 09:02:13 PM
I will not sing about penis face fuck holes.    I do not know their songs.
C'mon now. He shared a bunk with his Mom. The guy has exceeded all expectations. He's Dabo!
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: GH2001 on December 31, 2015, 09:05:42 PM
I will not sing about penis face fuck holes.    I do not know their songs.

Im with you....as much as I like to poke fun at Big Game Bob this time of year, I hated seeing that retard win. Bob doesn't bother me much other than he chokes in Big Bowls.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 09:17:46 PM
Im with you....as much as I like to poke fun at Big Game Bob this time of year, I hated seeing that retard win. Bob doesn't bother me much other than he chokes in Big Bowls.
Yes but the guy has bettered his program ...
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 09:51:33 PM
...and Cook hangs a gift for Bammer which eliminates hope for all important first half points.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2015, 10:36:27 PM
MSU holds off Henry until about 7:00 minute mark of the third but big plays by air cost them, including Ridley's big time scoring catch. 
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: RWS on December 31, 2015, 10:49:07 PM
MSU's plan was to load the box to stop Henry, which makes you have to play man on the outside.  Which is fine if you have the corners to do it.  Even now that Coker is proving he can beat them with his arm, they're still putting 9 guys in the box.  They just can't match up man-to-man with Ridley.

On the other side, Alabama is getting tons of pressure with just a 4 man rush.  Cook just has nowhere to go.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: djsimp on December 31, 2015, 11:00:43 PM
This game is the suxxors
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 01, 2016, 01:30:42 AM
MSU's plan was to load the box to stop Henry, which makes you have to play man on the outside.  Which is fine if you have the corners to do it.  Even now that Coker is proving he can beat them with his arm, they're still putting 9 guys in the box.  They just can't match up man-to-man with Ridley.

On the other side, Alabama is getting tons of pressure with just a 4 man rush.  Cook just has nowhere to go.

fuck you
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Kaos on January 01, 2016, 02:18:30 AM
Jesus fucking God.  The las memory in had of 2015'ishy mogheffuckign phone bleeping to tell me those sssoboem won like 39-0.   The aFufk? 

Fuck those ash holes. It's s fucking showering. Between a fucking dick face mother cuckt who is a fuckxing.  Hammer at his core and these Crimson shitbahs?  Fuck.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 01, 2016, 08:37:04 AM
Jesus fucking God.  The las memory in had of 2015'ishy mogheffuckign phone bleeping to tell me those sssoboem won like 39-0.   The aFufk? 

Fuck those ash holes. It's s fucking showering. Between a fucking dick face mother cuckt who is a fuckxing.  Hammer at his core and these Crimson shitbahs?  Fuck.

He speaks for all....well most.....some?  What did he say?
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: GH2001 on January 01, 2016, 10:44:05 AM
fuck you

Agree.

But msu got seriously skullfucked. We were last in the west and played Bama Til the end. Maybe rumors of the sec's demise were premature.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: CCTAU on January 01, 2016, 11:51:23 AM
Just what I did not want to happen.

Now we have to hear an all bammer championship.

Will Dabo's mama be in the sideline with him in her bammer gear?
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Kaos on January 01, 2016, 11:54:40 AM
He speaks for all....well most.....some?  What did he say?

I have a headache.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: djsimp on January 01, 2016, 12:01:26 PM
There was a game last night?
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 01, 2016, 12:17:08 PM
There was a game last night?

All I know is FSU bent me over, then Big Game Bob drove it home.  Points, I lost them.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: djsimp on January 01, 2016, 01:34:47 PM
All I know is FSU bent me over, then Big Game Bob drove it home.  Points, I lost them.

Well, same here.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 01, 2016, 08:36:31 PM
All I know is FSU bent me over, then Big Game Bob drove it home.  Points, I lost them.
So, you're going to pretend you didn't enjoy that with Bob?

Did he make you say his name?
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 02, 2016, 12:20:14 AM
So, you're going to pretend you didn't enjoy that with Bob?

Did he make you say his name?

Say it?  He made me holler it and promise to buy him a 5th of Crown.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: The Prowler on January 02, 2016, 02:50:07 PM
Clemson vs bama for the Championship. Who you pulling for?

I'm pulling for a mini nuclear bomb right as they're about to kick off.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: AUJarhead on January 02, 2016, 03:05:55 PM
Clemson vs bama for the Championship. Who you pulling for?

I'm pulling for a mini nuclear bomb right as they're about to kick off.

I'm pulling for bama to get explosive diarrhea and for Dabo to get his dick packed like a musket with a bass drum stick.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2016, 09:32:22 PM
Clemson vs bama for the Championship. Who you pulling for?

I'm pulling for a mini nuclear bomb right as they're about to kick off.
Mini?

It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: djsimp on January 02, 2016, 09:36:50 PM
I think I will pull for the Acid tripping Tiger.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: The Prowler on January 04, 2016, 05:14:06 PM
Mini?

It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Well, I don't want to blow up the stadium, Jumbo & I have some fond memories of it.
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: The Six on January 04, 2016, 07:24:11 PM
Well, I don't want to blow up the stadium, Jumbo & I have some fond memories of it.

You never forget your first time.  :bar:
Title: Re: Bammer-Sparty Semi
Post by: Jumbo on January 05, 2016, 12:42:01 AM
Well, I don't want to blow up the stadium, Jumbo & I have some fond memories of it.
We scared the shit out of those people....