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Title: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 11, 2015, 02:10:46 PM
It's at least a start:

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Tony Kurre ‏@Tonethebone37  6h6 hours ago
Lots of chirping out of Auburn-"AD Jay Jacobs days are numbered"
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: Kaos on December 11, 2015, 02:13:19 PM
It's at least a start:

Amazing!  Tony can read message boards. 
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 11, 2015, 02:22:01 PM
Tonethebone has never steered me wrong before.
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 11, 2015, 02:26:42 PM
Al Del Greco supposedly didn't correct him. Though Al Del Greco never attempts to correct Tony Kure or Jay Barker.

Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 11, 2015, 02:29:32 PM
Tony Kurre's still on the radios?
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: Godfather on December 11, 2015, 03:13:17 PM
Hey!

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletic Director, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on South Donahue with all the other Auburn Employees and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?


$1 to Jarhead
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: Jumbo on December 11, 2015, 03:33:58 PM
That would be great.
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: djsimp on December 11, 2015, 03:41:26 PM
Hey!

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletic Director, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on South Donahue with all the other Auburn Employees and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?


$1 to Jarhead

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Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: Kaos on December 11, 2015, 05:39:28 PM
Hey!

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletic Director, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on South Donahue with all the other Auburn Employees and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed,http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?


$1 to Jarhead

$1 to jarhead? 

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation

Better check the payee.
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: chinook on December 12, 2015, 01:14:55 AM
$1 to jarhead? 

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation

Better check the payee.

Damn they plagerized our text group. 
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: The Prowler on December 14, 2015, 02:41:28 AM
$1 to jarhead? 

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation

Better check the payee.
...and then 2010 happened. I know, I know, if we didn't have Cam on offense or Fairley on defense, etc., etc....of course if you were to take the Heisman or Lombardi winner off any team, they'd all have trouble reaching the National Championship.
Title: Re: Jay Jacobs Rumors
Post by: GH2001 on December 14, 2015, 08:09:33 AM
...and then 2010 happened. I know, I know, if we didn't have Cam on offense or Fairley on defense, etc., etc....of course if you were to take the Heisman or Lombardi winner off any team, they'd all have trouble reaching the National Championship.

Pretty much my response ANYTIME someone brings up "but yalls jist had that ole scam nuwtuhn.....werent fur him, yalls maybe jist a 6 win team"