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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on November 09, 2015, 08:54:02 AM
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Jim Chipmunkwane standing at the podium after Florida clinched the SECLeast with a scintillating 9-7 win at home over a putrid Vanderbilt team.
"Any championship run, and let's just call this what it is, a championship run..."
Oh fuck YOU, bucky. Congrats on volunteering to get brain damaged by either Alabama or LSU. Most likely Alabama. Championship run my ass.
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Dumbo Swinney opening his mouth to say anything. His face looks like it's made of penis meat. I hate everything about him. Hope the Gamecocks run a train on Clemson. That is not a number one team. Not even close.
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The boringness of Alabama football. How in the hell could anybody be for that team, the ugly ass caveman running back or any of that? What person in their right mind could support that at all? Watched a lot of their game and every crowd shot showed some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life. They were hideous.
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That bloated tub of Arkansas shit. I hate we lost to Bert. I hate they won Saturday. It did confirm my prediction that Ole Miss would not win the West, but still.
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The "playoff committee" Your four teams this week are likely to be:
Clemson: Overrated ACC team that would lose to 3/4 of the SEC.
Notre Dame: Oh no, not this shit again.
Alabama: Yeah, yeah. We know. GOAT. Every year.
Ohio State: Dysfunction on wheels.
Other options: Baylor, Iowa, OK State.
If Auburn were playing OSU, Notre Dame, Clemson, Iowa, Baylor or OK State I'd feel good about our chances.
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Missouri.
Some jackass sees a swastika smeared on a wall -- which has NOTHING to do with negroes, btw -- starts a "protest" and then somebody riding by in a truck yells "ni**er" out the window. So he goes on a hunger strike and demands that the president of the college resign? WTF? Did the president shit the swastika? Was he riding by in the truck? What's he supposed to do about that? And then the football team 'goes on strike' in a show of solidarity. Ban them from the league. Fuck Mizzou.
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al.com. Just because.
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I agree with what Kaos just said, so, I'm calling to see if I can get an appointment for a psychiatric eval this pm.
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The boringness of Alabama football. How in the hell could anybody be for that team, the ugly ass caveman running back or any of that? What person in their right mind could support that at all? Watched a lot of their game and every crowd shot showed some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life. They were hideous.
Well they were guys....so
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McElwain can thank WM for cleaning up Meyer's horrid mess he left and setting a good foundation. Is WM a great CEO or HC over a program like UF? Not really but that doesnt mean he didnt build it right. Its pretty obvious he did. So yeah, F McElwain. Very similar to Tot with Dyes foundation.
Another thing that aggrevates me.....the poo'ing now on Fournette and elevating of King Bonehead Caveman Henry. Not sure Bo or Herschel could have squeezed out 2 yards with the small cracks LF had to run into. Yet, the Hat kept doing it over and over. On the other hand, you or I could have ran through many of the gaping holes that Henry had. But yeah, Henry better than LF. Got it. LF is still the most complete player in CFB, especially after what TCU's QB did Saturday. Put LF behind Bama's OL Saturday and he prob gets over 250. What would Henry have gotten behind LSU's OL against his own front 7? Not much. But let the splugefest commence.
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What Kaos said above
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McElwain can thank WM for cleaning up Meyer's horrid mess he left and setting a good foundation. Is WM a great CEO or HC over a program like UF? Not really but that doesnt mean he didnt build it right. Its pretty obvious he did. So yeah, F McElwain. Very similar to Tot with Dyes foundation.
Another thing that aggrevates me.....the poo'ing now on Fournette and elevating of King Bonehead Caveman Henry. Not sure Bo or Herschel could have squeezed out 2 yards with the small cracks LF had to run into. Yet, the Hat kept doing it over and over. On the other hand, you or I could have ran through many of the gaping holes that Henry had. But yeah, Henry better than LF. Got it. LF is still the most complete player in CFB, especially after what TCU's QB did Saturday. Put LF behind Bama's OL Saturday and he prob gets over 250. What would Henry have gotten behind LSU's OL against his own front 7? Not much. But let the splugefest commence.
They are going for pity Heisman number two!
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Brent Mushwerder.
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They are going for pity Heisman number two!
There are 6-7 RBs in this country that could put up Henry's numbers behind that OL and system. FACT.
LF has more in his tool chest than Derrick Henry EVER will. Hes an upright downhill running caveman who relies on the gaps being walled off by his great OL. LSU's ineptness and Bama's great OL were 95% of why Henry did what he did. What happened to LF was not on him.
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There are 6-7 RBs in this country that could put up Henry's numbers behind that OL and system. FACT.
LF has more in his tool chest than Derrick Henry EVER will. Hes an upright downhill running caveman who relies on the gaps being walled off by his great OL. LSU's ineptness and Bama's great OL were 95% of why Henry did what he did. What happened to LF was not on him.
Exactly. Same with Mark Ingram.
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Henry is a very good back. Fournette is better, imo. But the fact is that Bama can hold Fournette to 31 yds and knock him out of Heisman contention.
We hold Ingram to 31 and he just had a bad game. He was thinking about poor poppa in the pen--who was likely wrongly accused.
Even though we have 3 winners, I could not possibly care less about the Heisman race year in and out. Do not give one half of a biscuit fart unless we have someone in contention.
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I did not care for The Godfather (the movie, not the board masta)
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I also hate White Privilege.
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Piddleass.
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I did not care for The Godfather (the movie, not the board masta)
Take that shit back. Right now. And until you do, no X Gate for you pal!
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Take that shit back. Right now. And until you do, no X Gate for you pal!
The MDA take exception to the 3rd sentence.
MDA: Mead Drinkers of Auburn
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Piddleass.
No reason to call me names
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I'm really confused about the Missouri issue.
What exactly did the president do that warranted resigning?
I know he defined systemic racism as a "belief" which pissed off some protesters. Was that it?
I'm not sure what else he could do about the doo doo. Was he supposed to come clean it with his own towel?
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Apparently, the guy who went on a hunger strike confronted the MU president at the Homecoming parade, and the president ignored him during the parade, thus proving that he doesn't care about blacks.
Also, that shit at Yale? I weep for this country.
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I just read through this link:
http://www.columbiamissourian.com/news/higher_education/racial-climate-at-mu-a-timeline-of-incidents-so-far/article_0c96f986-84c6-11e5-a38f-2bd0aab0bf74.html
So apparently, this all started with some claims about the "n" word being yelled at black students. Twice. One was a drive-by shouting. The other was this:
The group was rehearsing for a performance at Traditions Plaza when a “young man†talking on his cellphone walked up to the group. After being politely and repeatedly asked to leave, the man walked away but referenced LBC members using racial slurs.
The chancellor of the school lead a training, but apparently wasn't good enough.
Then the president met with black students, but that too wasn't good enough:
In the meeting, Wolfe said he cared for black students at MU but was "'not completely' aware of systemic racism, sexism, and patriarchy on campus," according to a statement by Concerned Student 1950.
Then the protests and hunger strike started, and once the football team joined in (including Pinkell), the president caved and resigned.
Looks like the group that defined the entire incident without hard proof, dictated the acceptable premises of the conversation, and demanded big changes at a university won. Unless there's something I'm missing and there are other actual acts of systemic racism and patriarchal issues of power at Mizzou, then this just set a dangerous precedent for when SJWs and other groups want to enact change.
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I just read through this link:
http://www.columbiamissourian.com/news/higher_education/racial-climate-at-mu-a-timeline-of-incidents-so-far/article_0c96f986-84c6-11e5-a38f-2bd0aab0bf74.html
So apparently, this all started with some claims about the "n" word being yelled at black students. Twice. One was a drive-by shouting. The other was this:
The chancellor of the school lead a training, but apparently wasn't good enough.
Then the president met with black students, but that too wasn't good enough:
Then the protests and hunger strike started, and once the football team joined in (including Pinkell), the president caved and resigned.
Looks like the group that defined the entire incident without hard proof, dictated the acceptable premises of the conversation, and demanded big changes at a university won. Unless there's something I'm missing and there are other actual acts of systemic racism and patriarchal issues of power at Mizzou, then this just set a dangerous precedent for when SJWs and other groups want to enact change.
You are correct.
In my day, when you found swastikas scrawled in human feces, it meant you had a crazy person on campus, not institutionalized racism.
Why stop at the University President? Keep striking until Obama resigns or is impeached. After all, racism exists in America, even OUTSIDE of the Missouri campus, if you can believe that. Someone's head must roll.
I am willing to wager my life savings that players, now empowered by this, will protest not being paid within 365 days from now, and college football will be over.
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The boringness of Alabama football. How in the hell could anybody be for that team, the ugly ass caveman running back or any of that? What person in their right mind could support that at all?
How did you make it through the Tuberville era? That must be why you are bitter all the time.
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You are correct.
In my day, when you found swastikas scrawled in human feces, it meant you had a crazy person on campus, not institutionalized racism.
Why stop at the University President? Keep striking until Obama resigns or is impeached. After all, racism exists in America, even OUTSIDE of the Missouri campus, if you can believe that. Someone's head must roll.
I am willing to wager my life savings that players, now empowered by this, will protest not being paid within 365 days from now, and college football will be over.
Dan Lebatard was already advocating this on his show this morning.
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You are correct.
In my day, when you found swastikas scrawled in human feces, it meant you had a crazy person on campus, not institutionalized racism.
Why stop at the University President? Keep striking until Obama resigns or is impeached. After all, racism exists in America, even OUTSIDE of the Missouri campus, if you can believe that. Someone's head must roll.
I am willing to wager my life savings that players, now empowered by this, will protest not being paid within 365 days from now, and college football will be over.
Thats not enough. Some cops need to die also. And reperations need to be paid. Then, and only then, will the tables start to be turned.
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Dan Lebatard was already advocating this on his show this morning.
Pointing out, or advocating?
Because if he doing the second, he can rot. Stephen A Smith (who I dont normally like - hes obnoxious) said this is abusing the racial issue and its dangerous to do. He is right.
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Pointing out, or advocating?
Because if he doing the second, he can rot. Stephen A Smith (who I dont normally like - hes obnoxious) said this is abusing the racial issue and its dangerous to do. He is right.
You sure about that?
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14090175
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Take that shoot back. Right now. And until you do, no X Gate for you pal!
The sequel is better. It's the only case where I can say with certainty a movie's sequel outdoes the original.
And no, The Empire Strikes Back does not count as a sequel even if it is the best "Star Wars" movie.
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You sure about that?
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14090175<script src="http://player.espn.com/player.js?playerBrandingId=4ef8000cbaf34c1687a7d9a26fe0e89e&adSetCode=91cDU6NuXTGKz3OdjOxFdAgJVtQcKJnI&pcode=1kNG061cgaoolOncv54OAO1ceO-I&width=576&height=324&externalId=espn:14090175&thruParam_espn-ui[autoPlay]=false&thruParam_espn-ui[playRelatedExternally]=true"></script>
Have not seen that. Just read a blurb on ESPN App/News. Context is everything I guess.
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The sequel is better. It's the only case where I can say with certainty a movie's sequel outdoes the original.
Now that, sir, is blasphemy in it's purest form.
The original Godfather (the movie, not the doughnut puncher) is a cinematic masterpiece and the only film out of the entire trilogy that was worth watching.
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Pointing out, or advocating?
Because if he doing the second, he can rot. Stephen A Smith (who I dont normally like - hes obnoxious) said this is abusing the racial issue and its dangerous to do. He is right.
Advocating. Lebretard is always taking up the cause for the abused athlete. Taken total advantage of by the evil NCAA. They'll start getting paid when the players walk out before a big game.
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Now that, sir, is blasphemy in it's purest form.
The original Godfather (the movie, not the doughnut puncher) is a cinematic masterpiece and the only film out of the entire trilogy that was worth watching.
The third one is hot garbage. On this we agree.
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Btw, is there an X Gate for the Georgia game? That would be keen as Tuskegee decided to blow a 20 point lead in the second half last week and screw themselves out of the postseason thereby freeing me up on the weekends.
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Btw, is there an X Gate for the Georgia game? That would be keen as Tuskegee decided to blow a 20 point lead in the second half last week and screw themselves out of the postseason thereby freeing me up on the weekends.
sniffing then washing jock straps is no way to go through life.
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sniffing then washing jock straps is no way to go through life.
It gets him "close" to the players.
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What do I hate this week and every week? Fucking POKER on ESPN. Are you serious? They had poker on the main ESPN channel all day yesterday. It's on ESPN 2 right now. Sports? You can debate all day whether NASCAR drivers are athletes or whether golfers fit in that category. But a donut eating, 5 day beard sporting, hoodie wearing slob in sunglasses begging for the dealer to hit him with a King is in no way, shape, form or fashion, an athlete. Neither is the dumbass wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a rhinestone studded shirt looking like he got front row seats at the bull riding contest. Who the fuck are these people? Why does anyone care and more importantly, why do they televise this more consistently than the Yankees/Red Sox series?
I understand that poker is huge. I get it. But ESPN????? Sports? Athletes? It's fucking POKER!!! Show it somewhere else besides a 24/7 SPORTS channel. Show reruns of girls volleyball matches for Chishakes.
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What do I hate this week and every week? Fucking POKER on ESPN. Are you serious? They had poker on the main ESPN channel all day yesterday. It's on ESPN 2 right now. Sports? You can debate all day whether NASCAR drivers are athletes or whether golfers fit in that category. But a donut eating, 5 day beard sporting, hoodie wearing slob in sunglasses begging for the dealer to hit him with a King is in no way, shape, form or fashion, an athlete. Neither is the dumbass wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a rhinestone studded shirt looking like he got front row seats at the bull riding contest. Who the fuck are these people? Why does anyone care and more importantly, why do they televise this more consistently than the Yankees/Red Sox series?
I understand that poker is huge. I get it. But ESPN????? Sports? Athletes? It's fucking POKER!!! Show it somewhere else besides a 24/7 SPORTS channel. Show reruns of girls volleyball matches for Chishakes.
I was thinking the same fuckin thing. Hell, show reruns of NFL games that played earlier in the day, since we only get a few of them.
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I was thinking the same fuckin thing. Hell, show reruns of NFL games that played earlier in the day, since we only get a few of them.
Yes...anything. The poker craze jumped the shark 5 years ago. Nobody wants to see that shit on ESPN this time of year.
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Yes...anything. The poker craze jumped the shark 5 years ago. Nobody wants to see that shoot on ESPN this time of year.
ESPN just laid off tons of folks so they are programming on the cheap as much as they can these days.
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Well..did you know that playing cards with Kenny Rogers gets old pretty fast?
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Well..did you know that playing cards with Kenny Rogers gets old pretty fast?
Why? Is Kenny out of money too?
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http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mizzou-player-strike-raises-fascinating-questions-110815
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mizzou-protest-is-total-charade-110915
Click both. Clay Travis making too much sense, the rest of sports media calling him the worst person ever for this.
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Why? Is Kenny out of money too?
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What do I hate this week and every week? Fucking POKER on ESPN. Are you serious? They had poker on the main ESPN channel all day yesterday. It's on ESPN 2 right now. Sports? You can debate all day whether NASCAR drivers are athletes or whether golfers fit in that category. But a donut eating, 5 day beard sporting, hoodie wearing slob in sunglasses begging for the dealer to hit him with a King is in no way, shape, form or fashion, an athlete. Neither is the dumbass wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a rhinestone studded shirt looking like he got front row seats at the bull riding contest. Who the fuck are these people? Why does anyone care and more importantly, why do they televise this more consistently than the Yankees/Red Sox series?
I understand that poker is huge. I get it. But ESPN????? Sports? Athletes? It's fucking POKER!!! Show it somewhere else besides a 24/7 SPORTS channel. Show reruns of girls volleyball matches for Chishakes.
I love poker. Love to poker in the rear and liquor in the front.
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I got it. It was juut as bad as the commercial....
So I tied it back into ESPN being so broke they put on poker...
I tried to save you. I failed.
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ESPN just laid off tons of folks so they are programming on the cheap as much as they can these days.
no. they laid off people for airing 10 years of shitty programming. whoring out to the tide and irish over the years. tickling ohio state's buckeyes like a catholic priest.
fuck ESPN.
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http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mizzou-player-strike-raises-fascinating-questions-110815
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mizzou-protest-is-total-charade-110915
Click both. Clay Travis making too much sense, the rest of sports media calling him the worst person ever for this.
Holy fuck dude, this might be the best thing I have read all year....
"You know how much we fought racism at Mizzou? We replaced one middle-aged white dude with another middle aged white dude. Eracism, bitch!"
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Holy fuck dude, this might be the best thing I have read all year....
"You know how much we fought racism at Mizzou? We replaced one middle-aged white dude with another middle aged white dude. Eracism, bitch!"
Thirded.
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I continue to weep for our future.
They are coming for you Jarhead.
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I vote that we kick Mizzou out of the SEC. Or at least change their colors to some non feelings hurting rainbow colors.
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Jim Chipmunkwane standing at the podium after Florida clinched the SECLeast with a scintillating 9-7 win at home over a putrid Vanderbilt team.
"Any championship run, and let's just call this what it is, a championship run..."
Oh fuck YOU, bucky. Congrats on volunteering to get brain damaged by either Alabama or LSU. Most likely Alabama. Championship run my ass.
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Dumbo Swinney opening his mouth to say anything. His face looks like it's made of penis meat. I hate everything about him. Hope the Gamecocks run a train on Clemson. That is not a number one team. Not even close.
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The boringness of Alabama football. How in the hell could anybody be for that team, the ugly ass caveman running back or any of that? What person in their right mind could support that at all? Watched a lot of their game and every crowd shot showed some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life. They were hideous.
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That bloated tub of Arkansas shit. I hate we lost to Bert. I hate they won Saturday. It did confirm my prediction that Ole Miss would not win the West, but still.
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The "playoff committee" Your four teams this week are likely to be:
Clemson: Overrated ACC team that would lose to 3/4 of the SEC.
Notre Dame: Oh no, not this shit again.
Alabama: Yeah, yeah. We know. GOAT. Every year.
Ohio State: Dysfunction on wheels.
Other options: Baylor, Iowa, OK State.
If Auburn were playing OSU, Notre Dame, Clemson, Iowa, Baylor or OK State I'd feel good about our chances.
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Missouri.
Some jackass sees a swastika smeared on a wall -- which has NOTHING to do with negroes, btw -- starts a "protest" and then somebody riding by in a truck yells "ni**er" out the window. So he goes on a hunger strike and demands that the president of the college resign? WTF? Did the president shit the swastika? Was he riding by in the truck? What's he supposed to do about that? And then the football team 'goes on strike' in a show of solidarity. Ban them from the league. Fuck Mizzou.
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I <3 all of that.
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Godfather should resign.
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I <3 all of that.
You two should rub weiners often.
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Kenny Rogers had some great chicken back in the day.
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You two should rub weiners often.
Who said they don't?
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Kenny Rogers had some great chicken back in the day.
Unfortunately, he had to fold em'.
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Kenny Rogers had some great chicken back in the day.
It was roasted.
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Unfortunately, he had to fold em'.
He was the coward of the town....
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It was roasted.
Those pecans were clutch.
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What are the chances we could get rid of Jay Jacobs like this?
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What are the chances we could get rid of Jay Jacobs like this?
I think WE!!!'s Kidney would do a bang up job as the new Auburn AD.
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I think WE!!!'s Kidney would do a bang up job as the new Auburn AD.
:WE!!:
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:WE!!:
Oh please. He doesn't know beans about being an AD.
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I think WE!!!'s Kidney would do a bang up job as the new Auburn AD.
I agree
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Clay Travis has been spitting hot fucking fire on this whole Mizzou thing.
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/is-the-entire-mizzou-protest-based-on-lies-111115
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Clay Travis has been spitting hot fucking fire on this whole Mizzou thing.
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/is-the-entire-mizzou-protest-based-on-lies-111115
Well now, that just happened.
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Meh. He negated his whole article when he said he voted for obummer twice.
How am I supposed to take anything he said seriously....
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Kenny Rogers had some great chicken back in the day.
Bad chicken! Mess you up!
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Meh. He negated his whole article when he said he voted for obummer twice.
How am I supposed to take anything he said seriously....
His two professions:
Lawyer
Journalist
So, yeah...
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You can't make this shit up...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/11/mizzou-demonstrators-segregate-white-allies-to-form-black-only-healing-space/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/11/mizzou-demonstrators-segregate-white-allies-to-form-black-only-healing-space/)
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You can't make this shoot up...
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/11/mizzou-demonstrators-segregate-white-allies-to-form-black-only-healing-space/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/11/mizzou-demonstrators-segregate-white-allies-to-form-black-only-healing-space/)
Borrowing this for another thread.
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https://youtu.be/XIiovJ77vsg