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Title: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2015, 09:50:30 AM
Putcher pree-dick-shunz here. 

A&M is very beatable.  Only problem is they're breaking in a new, young QB.  When that happens against AU, it's normally the exact same result as a Double-A pitcher being called up to make his very first start in the Bigs....against the Braves. Could be his Heisman moment.  That being said, I'm counting on Lawson being in better game shape and making his life just miserable enough to cause some mistakes.  If that happens, then problem #2 needs to get unfucked.  Play calling.  If the game is called like last week, we lose big.  If they go back to what they did against UK and Arky, we have a good chance.  I'm counting on the latter.

Gushlee's Goons:  32

Bonfire Boys:  30


So yesterday, I'm in the truck (Ford F-150) when Finebaum comes on.  He immediately begins a giddy diatribe about how the GAME OF THE CENTURY just keeps getting bigger and bigger every single year.  Then he brings on ESPN reporter, Marty Smith.  I think that's his name.  Used to exclusively do NASCAR.  Anyway, he had done an interview with Lord Saybinz that morning and rode to work with the tyrannical midget. 

Paul, next thing I know, I'm in the vehicle with Coach Saban and he is actually driving himself to work.  It's just me and Nick Saban and he is driving himself to work.

So...So, so....Sooooo you're telling me that Nick.....Saban....drives himself to work? 

That's exactly what I'm saying, Paul.  So I ask him, "Coach, what kinds of things do you think about when you're all alone in your vehicle, driving yourself to work?"


I want Leonard 4-Net to go off for 587 yards and 16 scores.  I want the forecast to be true and I want a torrential downpour to wash that entire hell-hole away.  I want LSU to win 350 to Negative 12.  I'll take:

Retarded Clapper:  28

Proactive Poster Boys:  20 
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: GH2001 on November 05, 2015, 10:14:21 AM
so i'm gonna do a good middle ground mix of what I think we happen and what I WANT to happen

Gimp Knee QB   38

Runs around like a Chicken with head cut off QB    30




So Easy a Caveman Can Run It   24

So East a Caveman Can Coach It  34
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: djsimp on November 05, 2015, 10:32:04 AM
Auburn wins
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 05, 2015, 10:32:56 AM
Quote from: djsimp on November 05, 2015, 10:32:04 AM
Auburn wins

You don't say much, but when you do, you don't say much.
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 05, 2015, 10:48:07 AM
Don't know          8.5

Don't care            9.3
Title: Re: Pree-richard-Shunz
Post by: The Six on November 05, 2015, 06:04:00 PM
Dumbo's - 31
Dabo's - 28

Sumbitchlin - 28
Gusbubbles - 27 (hoping for some reverse mojo but also looking at where we at right now, I think we fight like hell but chasing they fastashell QB is too much. Wait till next year, Taggies!)

Lights Going Out in Georgia - 20
Calamari eludes the NCAA - 13

The Greatest Game of All Time Part VIII: Les Take Manhattan
Baton Down the Rouges- 23
Burn Down the Trailer Park - 20
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 05, 2015, 07:02:13 PM
Bonfire season: 35
Bonfire pep rally: 24
3OT

Grass eaters: 27
Grass smokers: 24
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 06, 2015, 07:53:57 AM
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on November 05, 2015, 07:02:13 PM
Bonfire season: 35
Bonfire pep rally: 24
3OT
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Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: The Prowler on November 06, 2015, 08:01:42 AM
Auburn 28
aTm 27

LSU 17
bama 16
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 06, 2015, 08:18:12 AM
Kyler Jedi - 34
Burnin' Up - 21

Until Saban Retires - 21
One Man Show - 10
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: GH2001 on November 06, 2015, 09:38:59 AM
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on November 06, 2015, 07:53:57 AM
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The genius of PCT everyone. Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Title: Re: Pree-richard-Shunz
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2015, 09:39:26 AM
GAME OF THE CENTURY PART XXIII
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 06, 2015, 11:07:34 AM
Quote from: GH2001 on November 06, 2015, 09:38:59 AM
The genius of PCT everyone. Never question Bruce Dickinson!
When Bruce Dickinson wants 11 point triple overtime wins, Bruce Dickinson GETS 11 point triple overtime wins!

It was actually supposed to read 35-34 in 3OT. Damn this keyboard and to hell with Georgia!
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: jmar on November 07, 2015, 08:46:15 AM
Auburn wins 30-24.

Sabanite's win 31-10.
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 07, 2015, 09:40:11 AM
Screw this affirmative action QB, We need a white boy---27
Oh shit, how do you fire a brother man coach and not cause riots?--26

Really Classy Fan base with gold chains and dressed in Wal Mart team apparel but never done made the pilgrimage--34
Smell of Carnival foods and burn down historic buildings on other campuses--28
Title: Re: Pree-Dick-Shunz
Post by: chinook on November 07, 2015, 10:10:13 AM
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on November 07, 2015, 09:40:11 AM
Screw this affirmative action QB, We need a white boy---27
Oh shit, how do you fire a brother man coach and not cause riots?--26

Really Classy Fan base with gold chains and dressed in Wal Mart team apparel but never done made the pilgrimage RWS -34
Smell of Carnival foods and burn down historic buildings on other campuses--28

fixed.

AU - 34
aTm - 31