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Title: That Guy
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2015, 05:06:42 PM
Ever have the misfortune of winding up by "That guy" in the stadium?  Could be a girl, but usually a guy.  Experienced "That girl" last season at the Falcons/Panthers game.  Wasn't beside her.  About 5 rows in front.  Before every....single....play.....the....entire....game, she stood up and screamed at the top of her lungs, and trust me...she had some pipes.  Couldn't tell what she was saying most of the time but she was screaming for Carolina and honestly, she pretty much ruined the whole experience for most of those around her.  But Saturday at JHS, I had that guy. 

The game early on is depressing enough with us down 14-0, but that guy made sure everyone around him took the irritation to another level.  Guy sits down with his family.  He winds up right next to me.  The thing that made this guy, that guy, was his incessant blathering about what was happening every second of the game.  Not just the blathering, but the way he did it.  He's talking to his family..but he's not just talking to his family.  He's making sure that his comments are broadcast to all those around him as if constantly seeking affirmation of his vast knowledge of the sport and his keen sense of observation.  Think...LOUD.  I'll help with all caps.

DUKE'S IN THE SLOT.  NO...NOW HE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE. SEE THERE?  DUKE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE.  THEY'RE GOING TO DUKE.  HE STARTED IN THE SLOT BUT HE SWITCHED WITH THAT GUY AND NOW HE'S OUT WIDE.

THAT WAS NOT A CATCH.  NOT A CATCH.  NO...NOT A CATCH.  SEE...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED (Waving arms signaling an incompletion) SEE? IT'S CLEAR.  THAT'S CLEAR.  HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED. IT LOOKED LIKE IT TOUCHED BUT IT NEVER DID.  THAT'S NOT A CATCH.  NO..IT'S NOT A CATCH...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED.

WAIT...OH MY GOD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  WHY ARE YOU BLOWING YOUR WHISTLE?  HE'S BLOWING HIS WHISTLE. HE BLEW THE PLAY DEAD.  WE INTERCEPTED AND RAN IT BACK.  WHY DID HE BLOW IT DEAD.  HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Me:  Mullen called a time out.

Oh....IT'S 3RD AND 10 HERE.  3RD AND 10. IF THEY DON'T GET 10 YARDS, THEY HAVE TO PUNT.  KEEP EM' FROM GETTING 10 YARDS AND WE GET THE BALL BACK.  3RD AND 10.  IT'S 3RD AND 10...

Me:  Excuse me sir, but are you retarded?  Were you dropped on your head as a child?

This went on every second until me and mini decided enough was enough and headed to the new F-150.

Who is "That Guy" for you? 

   
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: AUJarhead on September 28, 2015, 05:11:53 PM
Who is "That Guy" for you? 

(http://tigersx.com/images/snaggle_football.png)
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2015, 05:13:21 PM
Ever have the misfortune of winding up by "That guy" in the stadium?  Could be a girl, but usually a guy.  Experienced "That girl" last season at the Falcons/Panthers game.  Wasn't beside her.  About 5 rows in front.  Before every....single....play.....the....entire....game, she stood up and screamed at the top of her lungs, and trust me...she had some pipes.  Couldn't tell what she was saying most of the time but she was screaming for Carolina and honestly, she pretty much ruined the whole experience for most of those around her.  But Saturday at JHS, I had that guy. 

The game early on is depressing enough with us down 14-0, but that guy made sure everyone around him took the irritation to another level.  Guy sits down with his family.  He winds up right next to me.  The thing that made this guy, that guy, was his incessant blathering about what was happening every second of the game.  Not just the blathering, but the way he did it.  He's talking to his family..but he's not just talking to his family.  He's making sure that his comments are broadcast to all those around him as if constantly seeking affirmation of his vast knowledge of the sport and his keen sense of observation.  Think...LOUD.  I'll help with all caps.

DUKE'S IN THE SLOT.  NO...NOW HE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE. SEE THERE?  DUKE'S SPLIT OUT WIDE.  THEY'RE GOING TO DUKE.  HE STARTED IN THE SLOT BUT HE SWITCHED WITH THAT GUY AND NOW HE'S OUT WIDE.

THAT WAS NOT A CATCH.  NOT A CATCH.  NO...NOT A CATCH.  SEE...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED (Waving arms signaling an incompletion) SEE? IT'S CLEAR.  THAT'S CLEAR.  HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED. IT LOOKED LIKE IT TOUCHED BUT IT NEVER DID.  THAT'S NOT A CATCH.  NO..IT'S NOT A CATCH...HIS FOOT NEVER TOUCHED.

WAIT...OH MY GOD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  WHY ARE YOU BLOWING YOUR WHISTLE?  HE'S BLOWING HIS WHISTLE. HE BLEW THE PLAY DEAD.  WE INTERCEPTED AND RAN IT BACK.  WHY DID HE BLOW IT DEAD.  HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Me:  Mullen called a time out.

Oh....IT'S 3RD AND 10 HERE.  3RD AND 10. IF THEY DON'T GET 10 YARDS, THEY HAVE TO PUNT.  KEEP EM' FROM GETTING 10 YARDS AND WE GET THE BALL BACK.  3RD AND 10.  IT'S 3RD AND 10...

Me:  Excuse me sir, but are you retarded?  Were you dropped on your head as a child?

This went on every second until me and mini decided enough was enough and headed to the new F-150.

Who is "That Guy" for you? 

 
I thought you liked your brother in law?
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 28, 2015, 05:13:52 PM
(http://tigersx.com/images/snaggle_football.png)


ouch!
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 28, 2015, 05:14:20 PM
I have a fucking F-150 full of them right here. Every...mother...fucking...day.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: AUJarhead on September 28, 2015, 05:15:05 PM

ouch!

Only because your picture sucks.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2015, 05:15:36 PM
I have a fucking F-150 full of them right here. Every...mother...fucking...day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LBi1MHoaU
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2015, 05:41:43 PM
Jarhead, your pictures are hurtful.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 28, 2015, 06:59:16 PM
Who is "That Guy" for you?
 

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Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: The Prowler on September 28, 2015, 07:17:57 PM
I've never "broadcasted" the game or certain things that happen, I just yell as loud as humanly possible when a big hit or big play is about to happen...usually scaring everyone in front of me, lol. Whatever, I like to yell during football games...sorry, not sorry.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: CCTAU on September 28, 2015, 09:32:29 PM
I have a fucking F-150 full of them right here. Every...mother...fucking...day.

I agree. Damn little f150 guys!
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Jumbo on September 28, 2015, 10:44:36 PM
I have a old F-150....carry on.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2015, 10:50:08 AM
I have a old F-150....carry on.
With a bed in the back!
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Jumbo on September 29, 2015, 10:53:29 AM
With a bed in the back!
Cause there's something women like about a pickup man.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2015, 11:14:17 AM
Cause there's something women like about a pickup man.
With a yeti 110, and some silver bullets.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Jumbo on September 29, 2015, 04:08:42 PM
With a yeti 110, and some silver bullets.
I need to buy me a boat.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2015, 04:15:51 PM
I need to buy me a boat.

You'll need a truck to pull it.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: CCTAU on September 29, 2015, 04:22:21 PM
You'll need a truck to pull it.

An F-150?
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: GH2001 on September 29, 2015, 04:32:56 PM
I agree. Damn little f150 guys!

How small is your johnson exactly?
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2015, 04:34:38 PM
How small is your johnson exactly?

He's compensating for something.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: djsimp on September 29, 2015, 06:09:26 PM
You'll need a truck to pull it.

Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: DnATL on September 29, 2015, 06:14:40 PM
You'll need a truck to pull it.
Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.
no need for a truck to tow it, if you have a good camel toe
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 29, 2015, 08:03:01 PM
Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.

Sounds pretty cool
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: CCTAU on September 30, 2015, 12:49:10 AM
How small is your johnson exactly?

At my age, ftwofitty works harder!
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Jumbo on September 30, 2015, 07:11:43 AM
Sounds pretty cool
Be a lot cooler if you did.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Godfather on September 30, 2015, 09:26:25 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCqriK1UIAAc9PJ.jpg)
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Jumbo on September 30, 2015, 10:39:58 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCqriK1UIAAc9PJ.jpg)
You can't hide money.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: wesfau2 on September 30, 2015, 05:04:38 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCqriK1UIAAc9PJ.jpg)

Looks like sex in a canoe:

Fuckin near water.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: CCTAU on October 02, 2015, 09:48:21 AM
The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Jumbo on October 02, 2015, 01:11:13 PM
The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
Sheena was a man.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 02, 2015, 01:24:01 PM
Sheena was a man.


(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/RockiesFan33/BruceJenner.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/RockiesFan33/media/BruceJenner.jpg.html)


So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Jumbo on October 02, 2015, 01:43:43 PM

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/RockiesFan33/BruceJenner.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/RockiesFan33/media/BruceJenner.jpg.html)


So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
He looks better as a girl.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 02, 2015, 02:19:04 PM
He looks better as a girl.


Does he to get to play from the ladies tee now?
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 02, 2015, 02:25:16 PM
Sheena was a man.

Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.
Title: Re: That Guy
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 02, 2015, 02:48:21 PM
Sheena was a man.

Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.


I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener.