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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on September 02, 2008, 05:28:29 PM

Title: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 02, 2008, 05:28:29 PM
From deepsouthsports.com.  I agree - there MUST have been some kind of mistake.  Fucking hysterical...  :rofl: :rofl:

http://deepsouthsports.blogspot.com/2008/09/where-for-art-thou-julio.html (http://deepsouthsports.blogspot.com/2008/09/where-for-art-thou-julio.html)

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Tuesday, September 2
Wherefore Art Thou, Julio?

Surely there's been a mother effing mistake. From SECSports.com...

SEC FRESHMAN OF THE WEEK

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BRANDON BOLDEN
Running Back
OLE MISS
5-11 • 215
Baton Rouge, La. (Scotlandville Magnet)


Bolden led Ole Miss with 76 yards rushing on eight carries in the Rebels’ 41-24 win against Memphis.

He added a 10-yard touchdown run in the fourth quarter giving the Rebels a 41-17 lead.

Bolden also threw a 37-yard halfback pass to quarterback Jevan Snead that helped set up a Rebel field goal in the second quarter.
WTFYMFAF!!?! Wait...Is "Brandon Bolden" some pseudo name for The Julio? Cause the only "Brandon Bolden" I know of was some non-dreamy three-star "athlete." What could he possibly know about outstandingness?

What is this Brandon's vertical? Where are his erotic preseason photographs? Has Brandon ever testified at a murder trial? Has Mr. Bolden ever even been accused of owning an Escalade, much less driven one? I think Not. Fact is, nobody touches themselves when they think of "Brandon Bolden." He doesn't even have a gosh damn face, while Julio is the face of all things classy and traditional.

These types of things need be taken into consideration for some stupid award such as "SEC Freshman of the Week."

Julio Jones: The People's Freshman of the Week
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 02, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
Now THAT'S some funny shit right there. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Ranger12 on September 02, 2008, 08:01:40 PM
I heard that NOAA has recruited Juio to stop all the hurricanes from hitting the coast. He is currently on a boat off the east coast of Florida getting ready to take on Hannah, then he will turn his attention to Ike and Josephine.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 02, 2008, 09:06:35 PM
I heard that NOAA has recruited Juio to stop all the hurricanes from hitting the coast. He is currently on a boat off the east coast of Florida getting ready to take on Hannah, then he will turn his attention to Ike and Josephine.
I also heard he and Tebow were gonna go on a mission to circumcise all the pygmies in New Guinea in just three days - Julio will paralyze them using only his magnificence, and then Tebow will swoop in with the scalpel.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 02, 2008, 10:09:19 PM
But first, The Julio made a stop over in Afghanistan to quickly subdue Bin Laden, kill his women and rape his horses.

Then he winked at Randall and Adam on his way back, beating Hannah and Ike to the East coast.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Ranger12 on September 03, 2008, 12:10:30 AM
I bet Adam winked back.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: chinook on September 03, 2008, 12:45:17 AM
I bet Adam winked back.

that big brown eye.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 03, 2008, 10:48:39 AM
The Obama begged The Julio to not run for Presidency...
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Ranger12 on September 04, 2008, 12:05:51 AM
I was half expecting Sarah Palin to thank Julio during her speech tonight and maybe even announce him as the co-VP selection.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 04, 2008, 08:21:08 AM
The Julio wrote her speech.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: BLS on September 04, 2008, 06:31:48 PM
Wow, the ''peoples national championshi........ I mean freshman of the week.  What will they think of next.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 04, 2008, 11:41:15 PM
Wow, the ''peoples national championshi........ I mean freshman of the week.  What will they think of next.

What the fuck are you talking about? And why do you have only one quotation mark?
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2008, 04:02:27 AM
What they will think of next is sending Brandon Bolden a plaque with his name engraved on it.
Title: Re: Wherefore art thou, Julio?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2008, 06:41:19 PM
Wait a fucking second...

Why did Enrique Davis change his name to Brandon Bolden???