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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on September 16, 2015, 02:32:02 PM
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LSU under Miles does one thing consistently, line it up and run right at you with big, physical backs. They've got another good one in Fournette. Last time we played down there, they handed it off to 235 pound Jeremy Hill and said, "Go find Jake. He's wearing khaki's". Well, Jake has moved off to a career with State Farm and in his place is a 253 pound linebacker that's knocking people wicked fah. In no way am I saying this D does what they did last year to LSU. And a lot depends on getting several banged up guys back on the field like Tray Matthews and Trey Blackmon....err, Carl Lawson. I just think we will fair better doing some skrate up banging than we do chasing a water bug around without Lawson. Jeremy shocks the X and the world...by not turning it over.
Real Tigers 27
Nutria Tigers 21
Who knows if Ole Piss is for realz? However, 73 points in both games would be impressive against air. Hard to ignore. But you also can't ignore ignore Derrick Henry, a man who if he mispronounced your name, you'd be tempted to change it? Stay thirsty. I went with the Turds in the BFTC because they're 6.5 point favorites at the Crapstoned. My heart says:
Hobby Lobby: 31
Derrick & the Henry's: 24
Other games? Whatcha' got?
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Johnsons revival - 30
Purple nurples - 28
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Orange & Blue Mean Machine - 27
Faggots de Fleur - 23
It's a Trap - 24
The Dark Lord of the Sith - 34
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How many times you gonna' change your post?
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double bubble - 34
celebration bermuda - 17
dallas haters - a lot
dallas lovers - 2 saggy boobs
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Triage Tigers 31
Swampbillies 24
Saban's Lot 24
Pissmypants 10
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Good guys 14 (The last two weeks tell a very bad story)
Cajuns 31
Rednecks/turds 28
Hotty Toddy 21
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Fly Down the Field - 24
Catches the Ball and Flies Down the Other Way - 21
We win. I don't know why. I want to win. That's why.
The University of Mississippi (Ole, Rebels, Black Bears, and Colonel Reb all banned by the constitution for contributing to the white patriarchy) - 21
Wallace and Vomit - 16
Coker chokes. Bateman isn't Batman. The University of Mississippi can surely get three touchdowns, right?
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Nkymdonkeykongdiche will have butt secks with Derrick Henry on the 30 yard line.
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Fighting Urkels 31
Is that zoysia? 28
Candygram 27
200K Customs 21
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Not sure what say here, it seems most ignore me anyway. However, I do have an opinion concerning the present and future state of the Auburn football program. JJ finally gets his groove on, coupled with the running game lead us the be victorious. Malzahn and his assistant call a decent game without much smoke and mirrors. The D has a safety. We kick some field goals. 4 - TDs, 2 - fgs and one safety
API- 38
Cornholers- 35
Now on to the turds. Henry has his bell rung early and has to leave the game for ct scan. The backup RB takes over and gets about eighty yards for the game. The Updykes become one dimensional relying on Coker's arm. This proves to be quite comical. The black bear, or whateva, runs roughshod over the bama D and proceeds to embarrass lil Nicky resulting in...
Black rebels - 42
Screws themselves - 24
There will be missed FGs by Griffin putting victory just out of reach for turd nation. The ensuing meltdown is epic, and finebaum is left speechless.
That is all.
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Not sure what say here, it seems most ignore me anyway. However, I do have an opinion concerning the present and future state of the Auburn football program. JJ finally gets his groove on, coupled with the running game lead us the be victorious. Malzahn and his assistant call a decent game without much smoke and mirrors. The D has a safety. We kick some field goals. 4 - TDs, 2 - fgs and one safety
API- 38
Cornholers- 35
Now on to the turds. Henry has his bell rung early and has to leave the game for ct scan. The backup RB takes over and gets about eighty yards for the game. The Updykes become one dimensional relying on Coker's arm. This proves to be quite comical. The black bear, or whateva, runs roughshod over the bama D and proceeds to embarrass lil Nicky resulting in...
Black rebels - 42
Screws themselves - 24
There will be missed FGs by Griffin putting victory just out of reach for turd nation. The ensuing meltdown is epic, and finebaum is left speechless.
That is all.
Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and post something like this.....and totally redeem yourself.
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Not sure what say here, it seems most ignore me anyway. However, I do have an opinion concerning the present and future state of the Auburn football program. JJ finally gets his groove on, coupled with the running game lead us the be victorious. Malzahn and his assistant call a decent game without much smoke and mirrors. The D has a safety. We kick some field goals. 4 - TDs, 2 - fgs and one safety
API- 38
Cornholers- 35
Now on to the turds. Henry has his bell rung early and has to leave the game for ct scan. The backup RB takes over and gets about eighty yards for the game. The Updykes become one dimensional relying on Coker's arm. This proves to be quite comical. The black bear, or whateva, runs roughshod over the bama D and proceeds to embarrass lil Nicky resulting in...
Black rebels - 42
Screws themselves - 24
There will be missed FGs by Griffin putting victory just out of reach for turd nation. The ensuing meltdown is epic, and finebaum is left speechless.
That is all.
Your math sucks but maybe you were told there would be no math.
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Your math sucks but maybe you were told there would be no math.
Oops. I have no excuse, but I am sticking the score and expect a great performance from our Auburn men.
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Us 34
them 21
W. Faulkner's U 42
W. Groom's U 20
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Lemonade - 23
Andouille Sausage - 21
don't have a kicker - 28
don't have a mascot - 23
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Teh War Eegel Plainzmenz 27
I eat grass and have no fucking clue but win anyway 31
Trying some reverse karma here.
George Wallace Racists 21
Ross Barnett Racists 24
Hope this happens, not sure it will though.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COyx1NvWEAAbANh.jpg)
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Teh War Eegel Plainzmenz 27
I eat grass and have no fucking clue but win anyway 31
Trying some reverse karma here.
George Wallace Racists 21
Ross Barnett Racists 24
Hope this happens, not sure it will though.
If we lose, it's clearly GH's fault. Fair weather GH, that is.
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If we lose, it's clearly GH's fault. Fair weather GH, that is.
What IS, and what I WANT are two different things here. Plus you might have missed the reverse karma god thingee.
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What IS, and I what I WANT are two different things here. Plus you might have missed the reverse karma god thingee.
he misses a lot of things...being funny is one of them.
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he misses a lot of things...being funny is one of them.
Yeah, it's gonna' take more than soap and water to wash that mark off.
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he misses a lot of things...being funny is one of them.
See, now this is funny! The reason that it's funny is that it is oozing with irony.
The irony being that the poster insinuates that WT misses being funny, while we all know that WT still has some of the most entertaining high jinks and hilarious posts on the internet.
Now, that's a good one!
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Now on to the turds. Henry has his bell rung early and has to leave the game for brain scan.
but it comes back negative...
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Good guys 14 (The last two weeks tell a very bad story)
Cajuns 31
Rednecks/turds 28
Hotty Toddy 21
Well I was close. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Well I was close. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Jeremy Johnson probably hate you too. And Rudy Ford's big mouth.
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Jeremy Johnson probably hate you too. And Rudy Ford's big mouth.
I just intercepted his hate.