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Title: Things I'll never understand
Post by: Kaos on August 21, 2015, 05:51:39 PM
So there's this super hot news woman.  She looks like this:

(https://mbalbert0513.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/melissa-theuriau-3.jpg)
And then she goes and marries THIS:

(http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jamel+Debbouze+Sur+La+Piste+Du+Marsupilami+8wA2ZKM79Y5l.jpg)

And lets it get up on her enough to make a baby...

(http://s.plurielles.fr/mmdia/i/30/7/melissa-theuriau-et-jamel-debbouze-10470307zntdo.jpg?v=11)

I just don't understand.
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 21, 2015, 06:40:29 PM
Someone always makes the comment that he's either loaded or totin' a butcher shop full in his pants.  Money? I get. See Brett Bulemia.  But to claim she married him cause he's a tripod, well, how in the hell would she find out?
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 21, 2015, 07:21:17 PM
He's got a 12" dick, a 7 digit bank account, or uses his tongue like a bear with a half empty honey jar.
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: oldautiger on August 21, 2015, 10:35:59 PM
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 21, 2015, 07:21:17 PM
He's got a 12" dick, a 7 digit bank account, or uses his tongue like a bear with a half empty honey jar.
Spoken like a real NAVY man.
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: Kaos on August 21, 2015, 11:23:54 PM
I see it in real life all the time.   Just today I saw a girl at a restaurant.  Jean shorts, cowboy boots, tank top and sleeveless bluejean jacket.  Hair up in a pony.  She was probably 24-25.  Absolutely stunning.  Beautiful face. Put together in amazing fashion. 

And then her boyfriend strolls up.  Cig hanging from the mouth, making one eye squint.  Hat cocked over a doo rag. Skinny as a rail, maybe weighed 85 pounds.  Wearing a XXXXL white t-shirt and white shorts that nearly reached the ground. 

I don't get it.  What the fuck could she possibly see in a punk ass piece of shit like that.  I'm an old man and it would have taken me 15 minutes to beat his weasel ass to a bloody stump. 
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: wesfau2 on August 22, 2015, 08:00:22 AM
Quote from: Kaos on August 21, 2015, 11:23:54 PM

I don't get it.  What the fuck could she possibly see in a punk ass piece of shit like that.  I'm an old man and it would have taken me 15 minutes to beat his weasel ass to a bloody stump.

It pisses her father off.
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: bottomfeeder on August 22, 2015, 06:22:11 PM
https://screen.yahoo.com/colonel-angus-comes-home-000000562.html
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: RWS on August 22, 2015, 06:27:43 PM
Quote from: Kaos on August 21, 2015, 11:23:54 PM
I see it in real life all the time.   Just today I saw a girl at a restaurant.  Jean shorts, cowboy boots, tank top and sleeveless bluejean jacket.  Hair up in a pony.  She was probably 24-25.  Absolutely stunning.  Beautiful face. Put together in amazing fashion. 

And then her boyfriend strolls up.  Cig hanging from the mouth, making one eye squint.  Hat cocked over a doo rag. Skinny as a rail, maybe weighed 85 pounds.  Wearing a XXXXL white t-shirt and white shorts that nearly reached the ground. 

I don't get it.  What the fuck could she possibly see in a punk ass piece of shit like that.  I'm an old man and it would have taken me 15 minutes to beat his weasel ass to a bloody stump.
Because drugs are expensive.  That's why.

As a guy who clearly outkicked his coverage in the wife department, I'm just going to go ahead and disagree with the entire premise of your post.  Good day, sir.
Title: Re: Things I'll never understand
Post by: JR4AU on August 24, 2015, 07:32:04 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 22, 2015, 08:00:22 AM
It pisses her father off.

Winner winner chicken dinner.