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Title: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Kaos on August 19, 2015, 12:33:32 AM
There are few people I'd actually kill for real, but this fucking lion-killing dentist is on the list.  Fuck this asshole fuckclown. 

https://twitter.com/riverblufdental

>River Bluff Dental ‏@RiverBlufDental  · 8h8 hours ago   Bloomington, MN   
People hardly cared about #CecilTheLion 45 days ago. Go jump on the next bandwagon. Your words don't hurt us.


>The practice is still closed even though people care less and less about #CecilTheLion day after day. Fickle people.

If I had a lion I'd wait until this motherfucking bastard returned to work and then I'd not feed my lion for two or three days.  Then I would let that bastard loose in his dental office, not giving a fuckity fuck if some of his patients were eaten in the process of letting my hungry lion eviscerate his torso and engorge itself on his entrails. 

Fuck him. 
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: chinook on August 19, 2015, 08:08:25 AM
Uhhh...maybe a parody acccount. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Kaos on August 19, 2015, 08:13:08 AM
Uhhh...maybe a parody acccount. Just sayin'.

It's not. 
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: GH2001 on August 19, 2015, 08:36:34 AM
It's not.

Funny how its misspelled on the handle. That's quite an oversight.

Youre gonna have a stroke dude.
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Kaos on August 19, 2015, 09:06:55 AM
Eh... It's been around a while.  And has promotional stuff on there from before the lion.  Maybe fake, maybe not. 

No stroke, but I'd definitely put an arrow through the guy's eyeball and leave him in an alley for the feral cats to maul. 
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 19, 2015, 09:24:36 AM
Well, the bluff only has one f in it and the pictures of a caged lion and sarcastic tweets kind of gave it away to me. But what do I know. I'm no all world investigative journalist.

But I did work for a magazine in college. And I was definitely smart enough to know this was fake at first glance.

I'm on the dentists side though, so it could sway my opinion. And I hope Kaos is attacked by a lion while going to Lowes. I feel guilty about that.
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Jumbo on August 19, 2015, 09:27:47 AM
I just heard the dentist likes Bama & tomato sandwiches.
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: GH2001 on August 19, 2015, 09:32:39 AM
I just heard the dentist likes Bama & tomato sandwiches.

And Lowe's.

And bad acting.

And Katherine Webb.
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 19, 2015, 09:39:20 AM
I just heard the dentist likes Bama & tomato sandwiches.

And Lowe's.

And bad acting.

And Katherine Webb.


me?
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 19, 2015, 09:44:01 AM

me?

Well that goes without saying.
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Jumbo on August 19, 2015, 09:45:13 AM
Well that goes without saying.
I've got nipples can you milk me.
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Kaos on August 19, 2015, 09:46:14 AM
Well, fuck a duck.  It's fake and I was too busy thinking up inventive ways to shit on this dentist that I didn't bother to do anything more than give it a cursory glance.  I wanted to kill the guy before and was all-too-willing to accept it to reinforce the hate.  Plus I don't use Tweeter at all and don't understand the damn thing.  So I am going to play the get off my porch card. 

(http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/faithonthecouch/files/2013/10/emily-litella1.jpg)

Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 19, 2015, 09:48:07 AM
Well that goes without saying.

Thought so.    :facepalm:
Title: Re: Fuck this fucking dentist
Post by: Jumbo on August 19, 2015, 09:57:25 AM
The more the fake Chizad post the more I wish the real Chizad was back;
Title: Re: fudge this fudgeing dentist
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 19, 2015, 10:06:13 AM
Two things. 1. You keep calling me fake and I will stop posting anything. Period. So, watch what you say mofo. and 2. I will be looking for you at an x gate and we'll hash this shit out.

Probably want to rethink this one.
Title: Re: fudge this fudgeing dentist
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 19, 2015, 10:26:26 AM
Probably want to rethink this one.

^ This ^  Right up here^^
Title: Re: fudge this fudgeing dentist
Post by: Jumbo on August 19, 2015, 10:28:49 AM
Two things. 1. You keep calling me fake and I will stop posting anything. Period. So, watch what you say mofo. and 2. I will be looking for you at an x gate and we'll hash this shit out.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Title: Re: fudge this fudgeing dentist
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 19, 2015, 02:58:26 PM
Two things. 1. You keep calling me fake and I will stop posting anything. Period. So, watch what you say mofo. and 2. I will be looking for you at an x gate and we'll hash this shit out.

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Is that enough?
Title: Re: fudge this fudgeing dentist
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 19, 2015, 02:59:21 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time.

Hey big man, let me hold a dollar!
Title: Re: fudge this fudgeing dentist
Post by: Jumbo on August 19, 2015, 03:18:35 PM
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Is that enough?
Hahaha bring back the real chizad aka slumlord  :thumsup: